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THE LIAR'S GOSPEL By Johnny Noir
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If you love guns and religion this is the book for you! Once upon a time in ancient Judaea: Jesus comes not in peace but with his gang of disciples and twin Uzis to take back His Father's territory!... More > The Real Story of How the Middle East Was Won!!< Less
PINOCCIOSTEIN By Johnny Noir
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Bookish and withdrawn, Ping Ping is an angry and confused college exchange student from Hong Kong attending Emily Dickinson Liberal Arts College, an affluent party school. One fateful day the... More > disaffected student sets out across campus armed with assault rifle intent on a shooting spree when he is literally touched by the hand of a poet who has mysteriously traveled from the 67th century. Finding religion on the spot Ping Ping abruptly declares himself touched by the hand of Jesus Christ and sets out to seek Salvation. Soon joining him are the poet of the future himself a listless slacker whose sole ambition is simply never to go back to the future, the members of the up and coming rock band Swinging Poets well on their way to becoming the "next big thing" and the hotties of Alpha Omega sorority, hard partying brunette stoner Tori, and identical blonde twin sisters Daniella and Gabriella McGee whose destiny is to rule the world, or what's left of it.< Less
That Secretary Smell By Johnny Noir
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A 21st Century collection of free-form erotic & obscene odes
GUNRISE: A Requiem For Love By Johnny Noir
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Poems to soothe and disturb
Parcae Epos Plus By Johnny Noir
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Verifiable by observation and experience, each word a poem unto itself, the whole comprising a world and subsequently, a universe—Mythic Surrealism with an erotic touch of the supernatural,... More > each poem a violent orgasm unto itself. -Add to Cart< Less
I NEED AN UGLY GIRL TO MAKE MY UGLY DREAMS COME TRUE By Johnny Noir
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Ultraviolent fetishism, post-modern crime fiction and avant-garde retro-feminist poetry. The literary equivalent of a screaming orgasm.
PARCAE EPOS By Johnny Noir
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Verifiable by observation and experience, each word a poem unto itself, the whole comprising a world and subsequently, a universe—
That Secretary Smell By Johnny Noir
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A 21st Century collection of free-form erotic & obscene odes
SadoBuddhism By Johnny Noir
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There is no woman on earth more perfect than Betty Page. This book is a tribute to the Queen of Pinups her unique contribution to late 20th century modernism and early 21st century post-modernism.
Jesus Christ's Last Words (Selected Odes) By Johnny Noir
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Revolutionary Odes of Contemplation and Transgression