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My Favorite Fifteen Presidents By Ricky Garni
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MY FAVORITE FIFTEEN PRESIDENTS is simply the most I can say about the American Presidents without going over my word limit of, say, 50 words or dealing with anything of import or anything political... More > whatsoever, unless, with for example Abraham Lincoln, love is political. This is a restriction that can be a challenge, at times. And that's why I avoided, say, Ronald Reagan and George Washington in MY FAVORITE FIFTEEN PRESIDENTS. I did, however, as I mentioned before, mention Abe Lincoln, but only when he was going to bed, and only at the end of the book.< Less
TELEFRICASSEE By Ricky Garni
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an episodic roux sifted and stirred from odd bin shows from the '50s to the '90, but mostly, frankly, the 50's. Free roboty images therein.
Maybe Wavy By Ricky Garni
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The satellites and comets of the WAVY series that floated about like little orphans and satellites but have come to become quite beloved by me when all is said and done. This is, truly, the burrito... More > both grande and finale of WAVYs, so please enjoy, please do.< Less
Age of Anxiety By Ricky Garni
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A symphony of uneasiness, from the choice of fonts to the choice of wrinkly muses. Oh. And let's not forget the choice of bicycles declared ("Hercules") the choice of titans chosen (Atlas,... More > for God's sake) and the inclusion of the words 'Pinot Grigio' and even Señor Richmond on a naked romp, all free and dangly. Oh. And there's more, too.< Less
2% Butterscotch: The Director's Cut By Ricky Garni
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Tempted by 2% BUTTERSCOTCH but feeling a little edgy about the girth? Why not join the millions of Americans and the one woman from Hong Kong who opted for THE DIRECTOR'S CUT? It's all the lean beef... More > and delicious nutrients of BUTTERSCOTCH without the unsightly gristle and flubbery fat content. Herein you can still find hats as big as the world, donuts getting married, and the lesser dogs of Hollywood on warm California nights. What you can't find are the other things. But that's OK! This is more than enough for a meal and its hoisting promotes no hernias. Buy one today and Manga! Manga! Seriously. Mangiamo!< Less
September By Ricky Garni
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All I really wanted to do in this volume of poetry was convey the emotion that on might feel about the difference between Lotte Lenya when she was singing Seeräuber Jenny in 1931 and Lotte Lenya... More > when she was trying to kill James Bond with a poison-tipped dagger concealed in her boot in 1963. (From Russia with Love, indeed!) I hope that somehow I have succeeded in this. Have I?< Less
Wowed by Lard By Ricky Garni
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This book contains the following words: kennel, murder, cigars, seahorses, volleyball, pinstripe, nutmeg, knee-slapping, hand-tinted, fez, 440, splendid, fudge, butterknife, fervent desires, moose,... More > divorce, krinkle, mermaid, giant peach, gumball, mandrake, goddamn it, sweet potatoes, raviolum - as well as the following proper nouns: Wood Argus, Abraham Lincoln, McDonalds, Budweiser, Peter Lorre, Merv Griffin, Crisco, Ivy, Aunt Trudy, Carnation Instant Breakfast, Oobleck, Chateau Beaucastel and of course, Anne Fishbein.< Less
VIA By Ricky Garni
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VIA is a book in transit that travels between two small places and includes as much as it can, while never neglecting to eat a sound meal. By sound meal I mean of course potatoes, sweet peas just... More > like the song, ol' man strawberries, chocolate covered coconuts and the mangos of Mao. It also poses the conundrum: do omelettes taste better when spelled 'omelet'? Not surprisingly, VIA does not solve this conundrum. Of conundrums, it seldom does. But it certainly likes to pose with them.< Less
February By Ricky Garni
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FEBRUARY is a single month project continuing in the spirit of NOVEMBER, DECEMBER and JANUARY, with the handicap of a slightly shorter window of time.
The Eternal Journals of Crispy Flotilla By Ricky Garni
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“Really, as much as I wanted to say could have made a small book. I feel like I would like to keep a journal and then tear out the pages and send them to you...”

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