Ben Harrington has a millionaire brother who refuses to share his good fortune, an estranged wife who has been whisked off to Dubai by Prince Sheikh Abdul Amir, and then there’s Leech, the most... More > miserable excuse for a dog that has ever graced the planet. Ben Harrington, a courier of the legal and not so legal, was sure that things could only get better, however an apparently innocuous delivery to 44 Hobart Avenue would change his life forever. Following his first introduction to the board-room, he finds himself faced with the dire choice of sacrificing the life of a homeless drunk or that of himself and his family…indeed his first murder is a rather awkward and amateurish affair. Fortunately, he gets plenty of practice. And then there are the other players to be reckoned with, each with their own agenda to follow…< Less
Harold Lloyd Rubenstein is a reluctant accountant, whose already downtrodden life takes a turn for the worse with a toss of a coin, and an unusual beer mat.
In the most unlikely of circumstances he... More > finds himself teamed up with an unsavoury and mysterious brute who calls himself Trucker. Escaping from a secret military base on a remote Scottish island they discover that everyone that they’ve touched upon reaching the mainland has died from a virus they’ve contracted. From that point on, they wear gloves. Usually.
Hell bent on finding out the truth they embark on the most calamitous road-trip ever undertaken with the help of some colourful characters from the underworld, including the King, the man who had the power to stop the country in its tracks. The government, desperate to learn of the duo’s immunity to the virus had other plans…< Less