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The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy: Rudolph Valentino’s Moose; Lord Cecil Wilde Before She Ruined Him; Nancy & Cecil: A Marriage Made In Hell: An Irreverent Spoof About The World’s Most Infamous Lush By David Bret
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Nancy (1904-2010) was the most hated of all Hollywood lushes. The quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity, she moved from one situation to the next, leaving behind a trail of tears and... More > destruction in the name of her imaginary lover, Rudolph Valentino. All seven of her husbands predeceased her. Her children were taken into care: with her, Valentino always had to come first. Her life quest was to prove that he had never had sex with men, or with any woman but her. It took her 68 years to write My Life With Rudy, the book she boasted would take the world by storm—minutes for her victims to destroy it. Now, the whole filthy Nancy saga appears in one volume, from her illegitimate birth to her hilarious death. AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Rudolph Valentino's Moose The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof About The World's Most Infamous Lush By David Bret
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“The Queen of Homophobes” (1904-2010) was the illegitimate daughter of a parson’s wife and an Indian brave. Leaving her shack, she arrived in Hollywood and appeared in a film with... More > Mary Pickford. Seven times married she loved one man—Valentino—who denied knowing her. After his death she began a hate campaign to prove he had never loved other men, or any woman but her. She helped set up Confidential magazine, tried to block the Kinsey Report, joined the McCarthy witch-hunt. For 68 years she worked on 'My Life With Rudy', the greatest literary failure of all time. She wed for the last time at 99 to a man 80 years her junior who predeceased her. She died at 105 on the anniversary of her imaginary lover’s death—after a sexual accident. Author’s Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNING: contains adult material of a sexual nature! Publisher:< Less
Chanson! A Story of Forbidden Love In Occupied Paris: A Two-Act Play By David Bret
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'Chanson', based on true events and with songs from the perios, tells the story of French singer, Marcel~brooding, rough-and-ready and from the wrong side of the tracks, he arrived in Paris in 1934... More > and was discovered singing in the streets by Gérard, the impresario. When the play opens it is 1944. Paris is under the Nazi jackboot and Marcel is star attraction at Gérard's nightclub, Levalle's, the most famous in town. When Gérard is murdered, Marcel's life falls apart. He ends his relationship with his girlfriend, and can no longer see his mistress because her husband is home on leave. While trudging the streets, drunk after curfew, he is picked up by Jurgen, a young German lieutenant who has worshipped him from afar for some time. Initially their relationship is platonic. As time passes, however, a deep bond develops between the two men as Marcel fights his demons to rebuild his shattered career~while the Liberation approaches, bringing triumph and tragedy in equal measure. WARNING: contains strong language< Less
Cyclops & The Hermaphrodite: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof By David Bret
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In the latest episode of the saga of the world's most infamous lush we explore one of the most reviled homophobic partnerships in Hollywood history. Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) and Hal... More > Pickford (1906-2011). Cross-dresser Hal, tipping the scales at 400 pounds. Nancy: one-eyed, one leg shorter than the other, tattooed, multi-pierced, the quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity. Both were fanatics of Rudolph Valentino. Nancy spent 68 years writing the Valentino book which her victims destroyed. Hal just bullied. Tinsel Town had Bette and Joan, Hedda and Louella, Popeye and Bluto—the ones who were respected. In the end the victims won, and Nancy and Hal’s deaths remain among the great comedy moments of all time! AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Nancy & Cecil: A Marriage Made In Hell: The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Finale: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof About The World's Most Infamous Lush By David Bret
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Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) was Hollywood’s biggest lush. Her husbands predeceased her. Her children were taken into care. Her lifelong quest was to prove her imagined lover Valentino... More > had never had sex with men—or with any woman but her. It took her 68 years to write My Life With Rudy—minutes for her victims to destroy it. Lord Cecil Wilde (1859-1947) was a hero. He had hundreds of lovers, his favourites the Dilly Boys met during the Cleveland Street Scandal. He made al fresco sex acceptable, married a suffragette, and established the world’s first edible condoms factory in Ceylon. But why did he marry a homophobe who collaborated with Germany in World War II? This final part of the trilogy tells all! NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to persons living or dead, events or locales is coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Lord Cecil Wilde: Before She Ruined Him: The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story Prequel: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof About The World's Most Infamous Lush By David Bret
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Part Two of the Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy recalls the life of Lord Cecil Wilde (1859-1947), eccentric English aristocrat. He had hundreds of lovers, but was most fond of rough-trade “Dilly... More > Boys”. He was involved in the Cleveland Street Scandal, founded Ceylon’s first edible condoms factory, shared dentures with Ernest Thesiger. He penned his memoirs while married to lush, Nancy Sphinctergritzel. After his death she “amended” these in an attempt to turn him into a pervert. This took two weeks, as opposed to the 68 years she worked on her banned My Life With Rudy, the story of her imagined affair with Valentino. Fortunately, Cecil’s original work has resurfaced, and his story may now be told with respect to his memory. NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously: any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Cyclops & The Hermaphrodite: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Irreverent Illustrated Spoof By David Bret
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One of the most reviled homophobic partnerships in Hollywood history. Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) and Hal Pickford (1906-2011). Cross-dresser Hal, tipping the scales at 400 pounds. Nancy:... More > one-eyed, one leg shorter than the other, tattooed, multi-pierced. Both were fanatics of Rudolph Valentino. Nancy spent 68 years writing the Valentino book which her victims destroyed. Hal just bullied. Tinsel Town had Bette and Joan, Hedda and Louella, Popeye and Bluto—the ones who were respected. In the end the victims won, and Nancy and Hal’s deaths remain among the great comedy moments of all time! AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy: Rudolph Valentino’s Moose + Lord Cecil Wilde: Before She Ruined Him + Nancy & Cecil: A Marriage Made In Hell: An Irreverent Spoof About the World’s Most Infamous Lush By David Bret
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Nancy (1904-2010) was the most hated of all Hollywood lushes. The quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity, she moved from one situation to the next, leaving a trail of tears and destruction... More > in the name of her imaginary lover, Valentino. All seven of her husbands predeceased her. Her children were taken into care: with her, Valentino always had to come first. Her life quest was to prove that he had never had sex with men, or with any woman but her. It took her 68 years to write My Life With Rudy, the book she boasted would take the world by storm—minutes for her victims to destroy it. Now, the filthy Nancy saga appears in one volume, from her illegitimate birth to her hilarious death. AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Nancy & Cecil: A Marriage Made In Hell: The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story Finale: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof By David Bret
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Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) was Hollywood’s biggest lush. Her husbands predeceased her. Her children were taken into care. Her lifelong quest was to prove her imagined lover Valentino... More > had never had sex with men—or with any woman but her. It took her 68 years to write My Life With Rudy—minutes for her victims to destroy it. Lord Cecil Wilde (1859-1947) was a hero. He had hundreds of lovers, his favourites the Dilly Boys met during the Cleveland Street Scandal. He made al fresco sex acceptable, married a suffragette, and established the world’s first edible condoms factory in Ceylon. But why did he marry a homophobe who collaborated with Germany in World War II? This final part of the trilogy tells all! NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to persons living or dead, events or locales is coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
Lord Cecil Wilde: Before She Ruined Him: The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story Prequel: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof By David Bret
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Part Two of the Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy recalls the life of Lord Cecil Wilde (1859-1947), eccentric English aristocrat. He had hundreds of lovers, but was most fond of rough-trade “Dilly... More > Boys”. He was involved in the Cleveland Street Scandal, founded Ceylon’s first edible condoms factory, shared dentures with Ernest Thesiger. He penned his memoirs while married to horrendous lush, Nancy Sphinctergritzel. After his death she “amended” these in an attempt to turn him into a pervert. This took two weeks, as opposed to the 68 years she worked on her banned My Life With Rudy, the story of her imagined affair with Valentino. Fortunately, Cecil’s original work has resurfaced, and his story may now be told with respect to his memory. NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously: any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less