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The smoke alarm is not your dinner bell (color) By James Penny
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Wherein our intrepid author teaches us many valuable lessons in cooking, having watched more than one grown man sit in hunger until his mama cooked a sirloin in the skillet. Hard to imagine. Even a... More > little peanut butter on bread would have been beyond the one boy's ability, and he was already married. Why his long suffering spousal unit never popped some sense in that thick noggin of his remains a mystery to us all, but she never did, at least not that anyone ever knew. So here is an offering to the universe, something to preclude unnecessary starvation. Really! How hard can it be to slap some mayo and ham between two slices of bread, white, whole wheat, or otherwise? Or better, open a can of beer and a bag of chips? With very little added gumption, we can even slide into actually dropping a pan on the stove, if not a pan in the oven, bringing up the heat, and having something warm and good for dins. Think buttered toast with grape jelly or something.< Less
The smoke alarm is not your dinner bell (black and white) By James Penny
eBook (PDF): $9.99
Wherein our intrepid author teaches us many valuable lessons in cooking, having watched more than one grown man sit in hunger until his mama cooked a sirloin in the skillet. Hard to imagine. Even a... More > little peanut butter on bread would have been beyond the one boy's ability, and he was already married. Why his long suffering spousal unit never popped some sense in that thick noggin of his remains a mystery to us all, but she never did, at least not that anyone ever knew. So here is an offering to the universe, something to preclude unnecessary starvation. Really! How hard can it be to slap some mayo and ham between two slices of bread, white, whole wheat, or otherwise? Or better, open a can of beer and a bag of chips? With very little added gumption, we can even slide into actually dropping a pan on the stove, if not a pan in the oven, bringing up the heat, and having something warm and good for dins. Think buttered toast with grape jelly or something.< Less
The smoke alarm is not your dinner bell (black and white) By James Penny
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Wherein our intrepid author teaches us many valuable lessons in cooking, having watched more than one grown man sit in hunger until his mama cooked a sirloin in the skillet. Hard to imagine. Even a... More > little peanut butter on bread would have been beyond the one boy's ability, and he was already married. Why his long suffering spousal unit never popped some sense in that thick noggin of his remains a mystery to us all, but she never did, at least not that anyone ever knew. So here is an offering to the universe, something to preclude unnecessary starvation. Really! How hard can it be to slap some mayo and ham between two slices of bread, white, whole wheat, or otherwise? Or better, open a can of beer and a bag of chips? With very little added gumption, we can even slide into actually dropping a pan on the stove, if not a pan in the oven, bringing up the heat, and having something warm and good for dins. Think buttered toast with grape jelly or something.< Less
The smoke alarm is not your dinner bell (color) By James Penny
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Wherein our intrepid author teaches us many valuable lessons in cooking, having watched more than one grown man sit in hunger until his mama cooked a sirloin in the skillet. Hard to imagine. Even a... More > little peanut butter on bread would have been beyond the one boy's ability, and he was already married. Why his long suffering spousal unit never popped some sense in that thick noggin of his remains a mystery to us all, but she never did, at least not that anyone ever knew. So here is an offering to the universe, something to preclude unnecessary starvation. Really! How hard can it be to slap some mayo and ham between two slices of bread, white, whole wheat, or otherwise? Or better, open a can of beer and a bag of chips? With very little added gumption, we can even slide into actually dropping a pan on the stove, if not a pan in the oven, bringing up the heat, and having something warm and good for dins. Think buttered toast with grape jelly or something.< Less
Washed in the Blood By James Penny
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Herein, we find a season of tweets. Some snark. Some outrage. Lots of doom and despair. Also, a few stories, tweeted and presented here in chronological order, just like reading the Twitter feed.... More > It's gonna be fun.< Less
This Is Not A Sex Toy By James Penny
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A collection of tweets from the fourth quarter of 2011 wherein our author rails against a good many incarnations of bitchery and abomination, all of which he'd like to fix, and none of which is... More > within his grasp. Surely, a uniquely human condition.< Less
That is all By James Penny
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A collection of snark, rants, and wry observations presented in tweets from spring and summer of 2011. Said to be incisive and hard-hitting, unless of course, you're the person who provided the... More > motivation. If you are that person, I thank you.< Less
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus By James Penny
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A season's collection of tweeted prayers from a confessed unBeliever. Some readers will call this collection sacrilegious. They are probably correct, and they should get two copies.
That is all By James Penny
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A collection of snark, rants, and wry observations presented in tweets from spring and summer of 2011. Said to be incisive and hard-hitting, unless of course, you're the person who provided the... More > motivation. If you are that person, I thank you.< Less
Foursquare and me: How location-based social networking made my life complete By James Penny
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The story of one man's first month using Foursquare on an iPhone while trying to work, lose weight, and occasionally publish a book review. At the end of the month, he was still employed, a very few... More > pounds lighter, and still working on that book review. Well, if still receiving direct deposits, seeing somewhat smaller numbers on the scales, and saving an ever larger file count for some sort of progress.< Less

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