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Smoking Mirror By Lawrence Burton
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It's all very well having this vaguely square blue-coloured thing by which one may travel anywhere and anywhen in the entirety of time and space, but when the entirety of time and space turns out to... More > be a few hundred miles across and a matter of years... well, let's just hope you're keen on hot, spicy food and know better than to go getting all huffy at the first hint of human sacrifice.< Less
The Great Divide By Lawrence Burton
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There's a planet on the outer edge of our galaxy where the indigenous populace not only worship something that bears comparison to an elephant, but are able to tell you about it in clearly spoken... More > English. Strange, although perhaps not so strange as Lerren Hansler's daily struggle on Llammas IV, the moonlet he shares with Siberian Mushroom Santa, Inspector Monkey and others.< Less
An Englishman in Texas By Lawrence Burton
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For the past two-hundred years, Lawrence Burton - author of widely ignored Faction Paradox novel Against Nature - has been channelling his most tinfoil-hatted paranoiac thoughts into a regular online... More > blog comprising autobiographical accounts and observations, essays, bitterly sarcastic parodies of the work of more successful authors, and general whining about how everything used to be better than it is now. An Englishmen in Texas is his life story in no particular order if you squint a bit, but it's other things too, and now you're no longer obliged to sit squinting at a screen to read the f***er because it's all collected here as a proper book, every last sentence plus a few pieces which were never used. Some of it's probably quite funny, depending on your sense of humour; then again, it's not like anyone is forcing you to buy the thing, so whatever.< Less
Roy of the Aztecs By Lawrence Burton
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The Mesoamerican ballgame, Tlachtli as it was known to Nahuatl speaking tribes of the Valley of Mexico (those peoples commonly remembered as Aztecs), derives from an enduring tradition rooted way... More > back in times before records began. Commonly it was played between either individuals or two teams and a large and heavy rubber ball symbolising the sun (at least in some cases). The object of the game varied from one region to the next, although play was often centred upon players passing the ball through stone hoops set at either side of the ball court, no mean achievement where contact favoured knees, thighs, hips, and elbows, but prohibited use of hands or feet. Some schools of thought attribute a strong ritual element to the Mesoamerican ballgame, suggesting dynastic or even theological alliances would be decided upon the outcome of a match. However, other schools of thought tend towards the idea that it was a bit like Roy of the Rovers but with Mexicans...< Less
Gillingham 2189 By Lawrence Burton
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As the twentieth century furtively began to sniff the bottom of the twenty-first, few had the prescience to look forward to a time two centuries hence when Gillingham, a cheap and cheerful fourth... More > division football team would be stood proudly at the head of the league as a plucky group of aliens, clones, cyborgs, time-travellers, and at least one behorned supernatural deity formerly popular amongst Norwegian heavy metal fans, a team which would not only bang that square football into the back of the oppositional net time and again, but which would go on to save Earth from all those unspeakable entities H.P. Lovecraft used to write about, and feature in their very own copyright smashing Godzilla crossover event of questionable legality. Indeed, few had such prescience, and amongst those few was a bloke drawing a cartoon strip for Brian Moore's Head, the football fanzine which, quite frankly, made most of the rest look shite. Gaze ye here upon the collected works of that bloke.< Less
Crappy 1970s Paperbacks By Lawrence Burton
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Lawrence Burton has spent the last five years catching up on all the crappy science-fiction he should have got around to reading as an Earthlet; wrestling with the mind altering grammar of A.E. van... More > Vogt; fighting down the urge to go out and punch a child in cathartic response to gormless Brian Aldiss spawned shite about space Vikings and special types of atom; wincing at Susan Calvin; shaking a fist at the heavens to curse whatever insane forces have seen fit to ensure that Douglas Adams and Neil Gaiman should be viewed with something other than the contempt they deserve; snuggling up in bed with a mug of Horlicks and the mighty works of Simak; going bananas over Philip K. Dick... For the last half decade, he has been writing up this shite on a variety of bulletin boards, blogs and the like. Now he has gathered this material together in book form, for some reason.< Less