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The Amazing Adventures of Oinky Grub By Andy Frazier
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‘Oink!” was the only word that Oinky knew when he was a wee sausage-like piglet, (except, we are not allowed to mention the S word, that would be mean). Life wasn’t easy for a small... More > pig in a large family and it wasn’t about to get any easier, either, as a man approaches with a knife. In this slightly long and sometimes unbelievable tale, being chased with knives becomes quite commonplace for Oinky Grub, so it is just as well that he learns to run, very fast. He also learns about food too, and his favourite things in the world are cream-crackers. Sarah Ryan knows this because it said so on e-bay…Oinky likes Sarah Ryan and her father’s garden.< Less
Who the heck is Auntie Florette? By Andy Frazier
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Andy Frazier’s life has been a well trodden path. Growing up on a farm, running an array of businesses, firstly in agriculture, then in all sorts of random things to do with computers, all he... More > really wanted to do was spend time with his sheep. One day he woke up and realised the world no longer made sense, and that it probably hadn’t done for some time. So he ran away and hid. Thankfully, he gathered the love of a good woman en-route before setting up camp in South West France, in an old farmhouse with see-through walls and a few acres. At last he found peace - apart from the noise of a concrete mixer and hammer drill – where he could while away some hours doing something different. Since that day, Andy has eeked out a meagre living writing children’s books, as well as writing a monthly column for a UK magazine. Who the heck is Auntie Florette is the second book containing the authors thoughts on life in rural France compared to that back in his home village of Rock in UK over a one year period.< Less
I use my thumbs as a yardstock By Andy Frazier
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John Frazier was born to be a farmer. Most of his life included sheep and tractors, but there were other tales too. A lot of them funny, most of them factual, some of the even accurate. Sometimes... More > there was drink involved.< Less
A parrot in my soup By Andy Frazier
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Andy Frazier likes living in France, it gives him a bit more time to watch the world go by. But it also gives him too much time to consider it, and then complain about it. Sometimes his complaints... More > turn in rants. He rants about everything from the weather to world leaders. It is quite amusing.< Less
I use my thumbs as a yardstock By Andy Frazier
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John Frazier was born to be a farmer. Most of his life included sheep and tractors, but there were other tales too. A lot of them funny, most of them factual, some of the even accurate. Sometimes... More > there was drink involved.< Less
A parrot in my soup By Andy Frazier
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Andy Frazier likes living in France, it gives him a bit more time to watch the world go by. But it also gives him too much time to consider it, and then complain about it. Sometimes his complaints... More > turn in rants. He rants about everything from the weather to world leaders. It is quite amusing.< Less
Terrace Tasties By Andy Frazier
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Terrace Tasties is not really a cook book, more of a documentation of successful things that have happened on the terrace at Chauffour concerning food. Chauffour is an old farmhouse in the... More > Lot-et-Garonne region of south west France. The inside kitchen is reasonably furnished but for 8 months of the year we live outside on a terrace, which is a considerable walk from the kitchen. Hence, the terrace has evolved into a kitchen in its own right, complete with bbq, gas hob, worktops, fridge and sink. Basically it is a rural summer kitchen with no rules and no boundaries. In short, on Chauffour Terrace, anything goes.< Less
About a Cow By Andy Frazier
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This a charming and most moving tale about a young female calf growing up, told through her own eyes. Princess is not just an ordinary calf. She is different to the others. Sure she is black, but the... More > wrong kind of black! Follow her through her early years, of bullying and racism, until her best friend, a young boy, tells her of a Great Place that is to be her destiny. If Princess were human, she would be a 13 year old girl, dreaming of a career as a super-model. That would a daring dream for any girl; but for a cow that is different, is it a dream too far…?< Less
The Royal Detective By Andy Frazier
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When wannabe cow-superstar, Princess, is on location at the seaside as an extra in a new film about a kidnapped Prince, her bull-friend goes missing during the night. Has he been bullknapped? Is... More > there such word? Princess the cow has always dreamed of being a film star and The Royal Detective might just be her big chance, if only these stupid actors could understand what she was saying. But when her friend goes missing, should she stay on the set for her filming role, or should she take her newly appointed sergeant, Jackson the psychopathic ram, and go and do some proper ‘detectiving’ of her own? Were the sea-rats witnesses to crime and who is that suspicious man with the greasy hair? Come on Sergeant, there are villains at large.< Less
Cow Factor By Andy Frazier
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Hilarious new novel from reknowned children's writer Andy Frazier. This is the third book in the series about Princess the young cow who seeks fame and stardom. Following on from her previous... More > adventures, she and her friends now get chance to compete in talent contest on national television. The book is littered with hilarious characters from a streetwise dog, some dancing sheep and, of course, Princess the cow with attitude, who has now taken up modern dance! Although she captures the Nations hearts, not everyone wants her to win..< Less