It was supposed to be a fun weekend. Eight friends in a cabin with all the booze they can drink. Sun, alcohol and the beach. What more could they ask for? But when someone gets assaulted and... More > vengeance is sought, what started as a carefree vacation quickly becomes a hellish nightmare without escape.< Less
Vampire babies are feasting on the blood of their unsuspecting parents, and only the kick-ass, childless and monumentally sexy team of Miss Alex Peoples and Mister Ryan Thomas can defeat these... More > hellish, pint-sized hellspawn. Why only them? Because they're awesome, that's why.
So have a seat in your recliner, pour yourself a tall glass of grapefruit juice, grab a handful of those delicious cheese cracker sandwiches and crack open this book. Your eyeholes will thank-you. But don't dim the lights. No sir, don't do that. Cause this shizz is scary shizz, yo.< Less
I love Facebook. I fell for it almost immediately. For someone who enjoys writing, to have a medium where you can think up a clever sentence or paragraph and post it and sit back and immediately... More > get feedback from your friends…well, that’s just the tits. And I took full advantage of it, on a daily (hourly) basis. It seemed fitting to me to take all of those status updates that I amassed and put them into a humour book. At this point in time, as I write this, I am between writing projects, so I figured, fuck it, why not now? So here it is. Also, I’m sorry.< Less
It's the end of the world and fireballs are raining from the sky, so our heroes Miss Alex Peoples and Mister Ryan Thomas and their friends high tail it for the last place on Earth that isn't burning:... More > Chicago! Along the way they battle cannibals and meet all kinds of characters, including Jesus! How will it all end? Read on and find out, silly!< Less
Vincent Talbot is a man living with mental illness. He is moving on with his life after a violent manic episode two years previous landed him in jail. Trying to put his shameful past behind him and... More > dedicate himself to his recovery, Vincent sets out on a path to redemption. Along the way he runs into obstacles in his work and personal lives that could easily result in relapse. Will he rise above, or will he revert back to the troubled young man he once was?
Maybe I’ll Catch Fire follows Vincent over the course of a year, through construction sites and bars, coffee shops and courtrooms, as he struggles day by day to be a better man. Set in Winnipeg, the story illustrates what it is like living as a young person in a city known to the rest of the country as Winterpeg or the Murder Capital of Canada< Less
Joe Costigan is a news cameraman. He spends his days driving around Winnipeg, capturing video for a low rated TV station. On an assignment, he meets Linda Cooper, a museum spokesperson who slips him... More > her phone number. Joe is flattered by Linda's interest in him and he's excited by the prospect of a new relationship. The problem is, Joe's got some baggage, handed to him by his ex-girlfriend, Mandy, who cheated on him. Twice. Will Linda be the woman to send Joe's baggage packing, or will she end up just another regrettable ex?< Less
James Miller kills criminals for money. He has an arrangement with a crime boss named Moran. James turns a blind eye on Moran's illegal dealings and Moran feeds him violent thugs in need of being... More > permanently put in line. But when Moran sells James out to a rich, unstable businessman, will their arrangement hold? And how long will James play bodyguard for the businessman's spoiled 21-year-old son when he finds out exactly why the son needs a bodyguard in the first place?< Less
Frank Caputo is a data analyst. Scratch that. Frank Caputo was a data analyst. He was recently fired, something he's trying to hide from his family at his cousin's wedding. But the more he smiles and... More > feigns contentment, the more he wants to tell somebody, anybody, about what's going on in his life. Kristi is a bartender in a dive bar in Toronto. More pertinent, she's a bridesmaid at Frank's cousin's wedding. She becomes a sympathetic ear for Frank's problems. She's a kind soul when he needs a kind soul. But can Kristi's benevolence be trusted, or is she just a manic pixie dreamgirl?< Less