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Is Glenn Beck A Saint? Muhammad Rising . . . By Mark David King
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A party-pooping, pre-pubescent poet dubbed "Jelly Roll" does bravely approach the luminous and spiritual spangle of Jerusalem, the Holy City. On his way he meets the likes of Saint Michael... More > the arch-angel, Benjamin Netanyahu, Glenn Beck, Quasi-Johnny Carson and more, all in hopes of bringing the promise of peace to the Middle East. And such sublimity is not forged by the "Jimmy Carter" approach, yet crafted by the sublimity of a couth-filled, American mouth; indeed, this piece of lunacy is not merely for the idiotic, but steals away the uncouth aspects of intellecutal-like minds, providing not utopia but contentment for the people of planet Earth. This is what makes the United States great; specifically, right here is the brilliant brass of total liberty, telling a twisted tale about the truth of an altruistic America; plus, this portion of prose is nothing if not God-kissed by the legacy of liberty. All in all--it screams the word A-M-E-R-I-C-A . . .< Less
Barack Obama, Do Cyborgs Dream of Robotic Sheep? An American Poem By Mark David King
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After a hearty, poetic rap in the sublime direction of President Obama, this modern piece of extended poetry spins the yarn about an adolescent boy and a truly traumatic accident that leaves him... More > terribly deformed. Subsequently, the boy's existing form of health care denies payment, them viewing the needed surgey as something purely cosmetic; hence, the boy's disenchanted, conservative father finds favor in Mr. Obama's majestic concept for new health care. Too, this epic ode touches upon the theological spine of the United States, giving the Bible Belt two legends locked in a religious debate about the combative differences of the Catholic and Protestant Churches; also, the Drug War is sung about, especially how it is nothing more than a declaration of unjust war by the government upon its own people, violating our American standard of True Liberty. May God bless Obama, granting him life and health! And of course, Sarah Palin's spirit does haunt this story, reminding us to: Drill, Baby, Drill!< Less
Werewolf Slut By Mark David King
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Jelly Roll, a prodigious, prepubescent poet does construct poetasterism divine concerning an adolescent girl's transformation into a lycanthrope; moreover, Jelly Roll does gather allies and attempts... More > to thwart the weregirl's carnal and cannibalistic ways. Too, there's an abundance of uncanny action and sanguine scenes concerning a weregirl's hunger for blood and sex; specifically, nothing has more sublime gore and macabre romanticism--this all done in poetic rhyme! Like an extended rap done in horror fashion, offering the most intense scenes of carnal passion and blood--this is sublimity put on its head backwards!< Less
Sean Hannity's theocracy; : Plus, Virgin Mary Lives! By Mark David King
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America's best poet, a boy named Jelly Roll has mystical visitations from the Virgin Mary; furthermore, he gives stylish ode concerning Middle East peace, vampires, and a Reagan-like concept for a... More > space program. Too, he challenges Sean Hannity's conservatism with the sublimity of libertarianism.< Less
About Britney Spears And Male Genitalia: -An Anthropological Treatise By Mark David King
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The young poet Jelly Roll does forge an academic opinion upon the varying sizes of male genitalia; furthermore, he bonds with his older brother in order save to him from self pity and possible... More > suicide due to a horrible complex concerning his private parts; indeed, this is teen angst at its most majestic; plus, a true work in the field of maybe even social science. And of course, Britney is here, glowing with iconic imagery. Check out author's other titles: 1.) How to practice White Magic 2.) Sean Hannity's theocracy; plus, Virgin Mary LIVES! 3.) Werewolf Slut 4.) Dana Dickson battles Lindsay Lohan: Jelly Roll's Poem< Less
Transcending Twilight: Angels Eclipse Vampires By Mark David King
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A look into the truth of adolescence and angels; specifically, a mystical account of trans-corporeal cognizance and essence; plus, precise instructions on White Magic; furthermore, a concerete fable... More > that is real, spilling the carnal and spiritual aspects of youth in late 80's America. Nothing screams anything more bizarre . . .< Less