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101 Dog Quotes By Crombie Jardine
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This collection of quotes on the subject of dogs brings together comments from the likes of writers such as Ambrose Bierce and Franklin P. Jones to dog trainers such as Barbara Woodhouse. Man’s... More > love of dogs and dogs’ deserving, devoted nature shines through.< Less
Shit! (It Happens) By Crombie Jardine
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Ever thought that life is full of shit? That’s because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm’s been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink.... More > There’s no milk in the fridge, the bread’s gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.< Less
Shite Excuses By Crombie Jardine
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This little book offers a collection of the strangest and weirdest excuses ever given to employers, spouses, dentists, doctors, teachers - in fact, anybody. Don't just use any old excuse - dare to... More > have fun and be different! Excuses are grouped by category: work, church, dating, traffic, etc.< Less
101 Drinking Quotes By Crombie Jardine
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A collection of light-hearted quotes on drinking from the likes of comedian Dave Barry and Hollywood screen legend Humphrey Bogart to philosophers and writers through the ages, such as Plato and... More > Ernest Hemingway.< Less
"He Has Van Gogh's Ear for Music" and Other Famous Insults By Crombie Jardine
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This collection of funny quotes brings together the wit and bitchiness of a range of famous people from Muhammad Ali to Oscar Wilde, from Ralph Waldo Emerson’s time to the present day. Whether... More > you favour Billy Wilder’s “He’s got Van Gogh’s ear for music”, Clive James’ pithy description of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s physique or the dry, understated humour of William Whitelaw, there’s plenty here to make you snigger to yourself.< Less
"Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up" and Other Will Rogers Quotes By Crombie Jardine
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Part Cherokee, part American, William Penn Adair Rogers was a humorist and actor. He starred in 50 silent and 21 talking films, and in 1934 he was voted the most popular actor in Hollywood. He was... More > also a radio broadcaster, author, and newspaper columnist. Rogers was also a keen aviation advocate, to the extent that he was nicknamed the ‘Patron Saint of Aviation’. He was friends with the American aviator Wiley Post (1898-1935). They both died when their Lockheed plane crashed shortly after take-off near Point Barrow, Alaska, on 15 August 1935. This collection consists of over 100 quotes that best portray the wit, wisdom and humour of Will Rogers.< Less
The Little Book of Mother-in-Law Jokes By Crombie Jardine
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‘Mother-in-law’: a title guaranteed to evoke a wide range of emotions in husbands up and down the country. Indeed, this particular busybody, sticking her oar in when it’s not... More > wanted, is the butt of jokes the world over. This small collection of mother-in-law jokes is designed to be a little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day... Just remember: you’re not alone!< Less
The Book of Scottish Patriotism By Crombie Jardine
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A celebration of Scottish history, from pre-200 up until 2011. Comprehensive and compact, this book contains all the key dates and names that make Scotland so great. Factual, but written in a... More > light-hearted way, this is a guide to Scotland’s bloody and glorious past, highlighting the contribution that inventive Scots have made to the world we know today.< Less
101 Notable Scots By Crombie Jardine
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A little guide to 101 notable Scots throughout history, from ancient times to modern day.
The Little Ebay Book: The Website's Most Weird and Wondrous. Unofficial By Crombie Jardine
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The internet has changed the way we live today and we cannot now imagine what life would be like without it. Along with Amazon and Google, eBay has become an integral part of our daily existence. In... More > this book we have collected some of the strangest and funniest items that have turned up on eBay. Marvel at the haunted painting that was put up for sale with a warning. Stand back in amazement at the sale of seeds to grow your own cows. And prepare to be shocked and repulsed at the same time by the serial killer’s signed fingernails. Enjoy!< Less