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Everything Rises By Dan Rempala
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They say that living well is the best revenge. Well, when Wally Weston ran into the woman who recently dumped him, his summer vacation instantly transformed into a cesspool of pain and fear. So, he... More > decided to save face and pretend to have moved on. So, she called his bluff, one thing led to another, and yada yada yada, Wally joined a neo-evangelical sex-cult. And that’s when things got weird… But wait! There’s more! OBSERVE the orange-skinned man who talks to hairdryers! ENDURE the exciting world sociology graduate students! BEAR WITNESS TO the mysterious halfsy! LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE “Rumspringa”! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Everything Rises take the ball around the right end and runs out of the stadium! It’s bound to make every other book in your personal library seem like a big bag of mashed up crap.< Less
Bodies: The Uncut Edition By Dan Rempala
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Here it is: the long-awaited author’s cut of the cult-classic Bodies, the book once described as “the greatest fantasy novel ever named after a Sex Pistols song.” Venture forth... More > with Gilbert, the disgraced knight, and his ally-of-convenience, Shango the orc, as they drag their zombified cadavers across the Kingdom of Marchand in search of a cure… served with a heaping side dish of vengeance! They must endure each other, assorted misadventures, and their own stink before they can track down the Arch-Mage Fliss Raffington and put a stop to his diabolical machinations. It’s the classic tale of Bodies that you’ve (probably) come to know and love! Once you pick up Bodies, you won’t dare put it down; it’s like a cocaine-fueled car chase through the crowded streets of downtown Kick Ass City!< Less
Meat and Bone By Dan Rempala
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Meat and Bone tells the story of Clarice Torrance, a young soldier in the most powerful military force in the known universe. After losing her fiancé and her arm during the occupation of... More > Middes, Clarice volunteers for a suicide mission to eliminate the leader of the resistance. Dispatched to the barren surface with a group of killer cyborgs, Clarice marches them through the waste and into a world of danger and betrayal, where petty rivalries threaten to end the life of millions. Faced with a series of terrible choices, Clarice come to understand the arbitrary nature of justice and to find out, once and for all, what she stands for.< Less
The Story of Drek By Dan Rempala
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When asked to name the greatest moment of their lives, most people say their ten-year high school reunion, but try telling that to the Kooterville High Class of ’96! Even before they can... More > partake in their first drunken Macarena, this group of backward-looking has-beens gets taken hostage by a helicopter full of super-powered troublemakers. A few dozen normal humans must face off against the likes of: • Socialist Super-Agent Dane McVain and his wondrous helicopter, Uppsala. • Super-Powered Super-Models Eva Destruction and Donna Correction • Dr. Arliss Poindexter and his warped creations, the Knockout Mouse and the Wolfian Ducks EXCEPT… somewhere, among the fat, balding masses, lurks their arch nemesis, Drek Manifold.< Less
Death Wears a Big Hat By Dan Rempala
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Here it is: the long awaited sequel to the cult-classic Bodies. Travel with the motleyest crew of reluctant companions the fictional world described by this book has ever seen. There’s... More > Gilbert, a bigoted former knight and idiot savant of swordplay, Carmelita, the sultry, seductive elf wench, Zappa, the world’s most effeminate male dragon, and many, many more. They must save the world from destruction at the hands of a raging mega-demon by reassembling the Ring of Serpentium, the one item capable to stopping the demon’s rampage across the known world. Death Wears a Big Hat picks up where Bodies left off and is nothing less than a full-throttle sleigh ride to the summit of Mount Excitement!< Less
Weight By Dan Rempala
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An aspiring writer realizes his dream and launches his literary career… … shepherded by another aspiring writer who realized her failure and became a literary agent. Unable to repeat... More > the success of his first book, the writer exists in limbo of purposelessness and diminishing royalties… … while the agent grows to resent him and blame him for her precarious position at the literary agency. The writer takes a trip to Korea, while the agent, desperate for a best-seller, raises the question… …wouldn’t it be better for everyone if he just killed himself?< Less
The Promise of Shadows By Dan Rempala
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Death from below! Christopher Rutlage is just a normal boy trying to survive in 1870’s Kansas, and in a flash, that task became far more difficult. His town faces certain annihilation from an... More > otherworldly force that seeks to drag them all into the shadows, and only he knows the truth. With no one to trust and no one to believe him, Christopher must fight this battle alone… or turn for help from an even greater threat lurking in the friscalating dusklight on the edge of town.< Less

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