NO UP is the first book in a stunning new micro-trilogy by British writer and musician Jez Kemp - an epic and debauched combination of Lord Of The Rings, 1984 and Hitchhiker's Guide To The... More > Galaxy.
Czioc, a collector of the dead, must track down a long lost ex-girlfriend who has faked her own death - while a dark force gathers in the South, and the dead talk back to him...
Sex, magic, monsters, secrets, lies and spies all bring to life a world where the landscape can be changed by thought - and there is no up.
Czioc nearly saved the world, but didn't, and everybody died.
Noksalika has been kidnapped by pirates who want to sacrifice her. Again.
NO NEVER is the final part of British author Jez Kemp's... More > hilarious epic trilogy, where the adventure reaches its almighty, incredible conclusion.
Who is the death god Patogechy, and his bizarre eco-cult?
Can Noksalika escape being sacrificed?
How can Czioc save her if she's already dead?
And where DO you go after the end of the world?
No UP. No LIES. No NEVER.
NO LIES is the second book in the stunning new trilogy by writer and musician Jez Kemp, full of explosive action and high-octane adventure, sex, alcohol, and dark British humour.
Czioc wakes from... More > near-death to a landscape of annihilation and impending doom. His mission to find his long-lost porn star ex-girlfriend could save the world.
But can he save himself?
Noksalika has been kidnapped by pirates intent on making her fake death genuine. She has allies trying to save her.
But can she tell who they are?
THE PARTYOCALYPSE IS COMING.
ABANDON HOPE. BRING SNACKS.
No UP is a rock‘n’roll epic adventure trilogy by British musician, author and ideas generator Jez Kemp, bringing together hilarious fantasy, amazing sci-fi, fearless imagination, and the... More > end of the world.
Czioc, a collector of the dead, must track down his long lost porn star ex-girlfriend who has faked her own death – while a dark force gathers in the South, and the dead talk back to him...
Noksalika, the world’s greatest classical musician and porn star, is running away. She has allies, and secrets. But there’s much worse than the government who want her, alive or dead...
MAGIC. MONSTERS. SEX. BEER. TELEPATHY. SECRETS. LIES. SPIES. LOVE. FEAR. ALIENS. COCKTAILS. APOCALYPSE. PIRATES. MYSTERY. BUREAUCRACY. DYSTOPIA. UTOPIA. AND MORE DRINK.
NO UP. NO LIES. NO NEVER.< Less