MUSINGS OF A MONKEY is the first ever book by Bristol-based blogger Steven Baxter. (Look at how I am pretending to be someone else, talking about me!) It combines popular and lesser-known blogposts... More > from the Enemies of Reason, Warm Cherryade and Farewell Prozac blogs with plenty of fresh material, including a hastily-cobbled-together chapter on phonehacking, called “Hastily-Cobbled-Together Chapter on Phonehacking”, to try and desperately appear to be more up-to-date than it really is. There are funny bits and sad bits. There are bits about biscuits. There are parodies, spoofs and all kinds of jolly japes. You’ll love it.< Less
Sooner or later, you have to learn to fail.
All those dreams and all those things that you wanted to be – they’re not going to be around forever.
I know, I know. I should hold on tight... More > to my dreams. I should fight for them and take them to the highest star in the sky.
I know, I know. There are a million people out there who didn’t quit, and they made it. They clung on to their dreams, and fought for them, and they succeeded, and it all ended happily.
That’s fine for them. That’s their story.
It’s not my story. It might not be your story either.< Less