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Absurd Book Titles and Plots By Daniel Blue
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‘Absurd Book Titles and Plots’ was written to tickle your funny bone. These definitely are not books you would want to see in your bookstore. Please note that this book contains some... More > adult content and is not suitable for those who might be offended or those who think they ought to use one of the plots to write a best seller. PS: Did you like the absurd book cover? The Missionary Position - Laymi Down Dyslexic Lesbian Man-eaters from Outer Space - Lemmy Count Oh My Gods! - Polly Theism So I’m a Bit Weird; Quit Looking At Me Already! - Stan Dout New York Workout - Buff Fellow Dealing With Excruciating Curry Ring Sting - Vin Daloo< Less
Names to Avoid By Daniel Blue
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Everyone knows that Mr. and Mrs. Traytion should not name their daughter Penelope because everyone shortens Penelope to Penny. What about other first and last name combinations to be avoided? And... More > what about all the new names out there these days; which combinations should be avoided? 'Names To Avoid' provides you with several hundred name combinations which are funny. Avoid them if you want but have a chuckle before you discard them.< Less
Deliciously Blue Limericks By Daniel Blue
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To be good limericks need to be a little bad. Bad as in a little bit naughty. Absurd, irreverent and filthy, these limericks are definitely for Adults Only as they cover straight, gay, bisexual and... More > transsexual topics. This collection includes both limerick poems of three or more verses and short stand-alone limericks. Sometimes a little bit of naughty filth is just what you need. Step inside to indulge your wicked sense of humour. These are two of the cleaner limericks in the book: Having married into a rich family Jenny thought her days were made Only to discover that she was still expected to cook, clean and get laid I’ll have none of that she said As she leapt up from his bed Round the front I’m well used but round the back I’m still a maid Mick was a builder who always showed his crack It was a badge of honour; not to do so would lack Appropriate code So he always showed The furry path down to his musky one-eyed jack< Less
The Beefy Manifesto By Daniel Blue
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The Beefy Manifesto is a praise poem celebrating the beauty of big men. We shall be husky, stocky, burly, chunky or beefy We shall stroll the streets on a slow rotation Of ball of foot, and heel Of... More > meaty cheeks slowly bouncing high and low We shall demand attention wherever we go Folks will stop and stare But we won’t care As we present beef on the bone Man made of fur, fat and muscle. We present the Beefy Manifesto We present not arms but our manly charms…< Less
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Oh, Oh Johan By Daniel Blue
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Johan is a farmer in his early-thirties, gay and lonely. His love life consists of just a dozen, or so, encounters with his older, married neighbour whose wife doesn't mind her fella having a little... More > naughty fun with Johan. The trouble is Gerrit is everything Johan could want in life and each time they make love he grows a little sadder that Gerrit can never be his. Gerrit has deep feelings for Johan but he loves his wife and his life just the way it is. He is not husband, or even boyfriend, material but that doesn't stop him being a very sweet, tender and caring lover. Johan has noticed a sexy blonde guy in the little town where he does his shopping. Berto is on the cusp of being a twink transitioning into becoming a cub. Johan longs to get to know this gorgeous young man who is so different from the men he usually finds attractive but he is shy. Will he pluck up the courage to speak to Berto and tell him how he feels? This story contains strong sexual descriptions throughout.< Less
In Praise of Men By Daniel Blue
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'In Praise of Men' explores the beauty, power and eroticism of men, seen through another man's eyes. It is about men who inhabit different niches of the sexual spectrum finding each other and,... More > despite their fears and concerns, learning to enjoy each other's company. In 'The Need' a straight man tries to resist the pull of going to visit Andy, a gay man, again but it is a losing battle. In 'World Cup Wangers' Stig travels to Brazil with three gay guys. In Sao Paulo, Stig starts to feel adventurous and when Jens comes on to him will he be able to resist? In 'Lusty Love in the Afternoon' Danny is kicking his heels in his local shopping mall when he sees the beefy blonde of his dreams. Luke is casually bisexual and to Danny's amazement they are soon making love but can Danny hold on to Luke? In 'The Perfect Prefect' Gerard – a str8 guy - develops a soft spot for a gay guy who has to balance Gerard's delicious lovemaking against the heartache he always leaves behind.< Less
Daniel Blue Tales By Daniel Blue
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This bumper collection of my work comprises over 300 stories and 600 000 words. It consists of a very large percentage of my entire output of erotic stories up to July 2013 and is packed with hot men... More > and juicy erotic action. All it needs are your hungry eyes. The content of the following books will be found in 'Daniel Blue Tales': Man Lust X2/First Time Tales/Somewhere in Between/First Time with A Fisherman/Quickies/Gianni Gets It Good/Erotic Blue/First Touch of a Man's Hand/Sex at Work Fantasies/Very Quick Throbs/Bear and Chub Tales/Bisexual Bedside Tales/Plus the poetry and limerick collections. If you purchase this book you won't need any of the above mentioned. If you like my writing style and characters then I invite you to lose yourself for a week or two and slip into a world of fantasy where ordinary, everyday men just like you are the heroes and the star attraction. Unleash your inner sensuality and dive into Daniel Blue Tales!< Less
Cruising By Daniel Blue
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As much as I love travelling upon the high seas we're not talking about that kind of cruising here. Oh no! 'Cruising' is not to everyone's taste but if you like the thrill of the chase, the danger of... More > a stranger's eyes and unbridled passion then this little tale is for you. This is the extended version of my 'Diary of a Cockhungry Manslut' story (published as part of the Man Lust X2 collection of stories) now comprising 40 000 words. Follow the adventures of the slutty narrator as he flits from man to man, and one action-packed sexual adventure to another. Written in diary format you get to journey with him throughout a year of his life. Though driven by an endless need for conquest he is a sensitive soul. The sex is always consensual and surprisingly tender; sometimes he scales the peaks of elation and at others he wallows in the pits of despair. Join him as he seeks to scratch the itch. Come cruising from the comfort of your armchair.< Less
South of the Equator By Daniel Blue
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'South of the Equator' is a collection of Daniel Blue's steamy homoerotic stories set in central and southern Africa. Journey south to a place of vast landscapes and interesting men, from... More > dark-skinned beauties to stocky, furry Afrikaans bears. These men have a hunger for man-love as large as the subcontinent on which they live. Do not believe the myth that there are no gay men in Africa; they exist: they always have and always will and they need plenty of good man-loving just like their brethren in other parts of the world. 'South of the Equator' is for adults only and comprises 54 000 words. Download your copy now and dive straight in to the maelstrom of the erotic passions of rough, tough men in heat.< Less