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Tooty Nolan's The Psychic Historian
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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR PRE-TEENS & PRUDES. On this third adventure into the alternative reality that is Hamster-Britain we meet Sorbresto Titt - the Psychic Historian of the title. Boney Legge -... More > owner of The Where House - has employed the powerful alien psychic to sample the DNA of the inhabitants of Hamster Heath so that he might access their genetic 'memories', and thereby discover exciting tales of derring-do experienced by their ancestors. And by transmitting the images of those adventures on to a huge video screen, he can share them with the populace of the whole town. And what tales they are too: Unbelievable tales: Tales of invasion, royalty, volcanic eruptions, ethnic cleansing, soul music, genocide, Chinese restaurants, and all that sort of stuff. Naturally they are told in the worst possible taste - with plenty of nudity, private parts, and breaking of wind. A perfect book for very silly people.< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: Those Magnificent Earplugs
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From the farthest reaches of space comes the worst news possible for the silicon residents and visitors of the Museum of Future Technology: the K T Woo has been destroyed, with the loss of all hands... More > aboard. Step up Magnuss Earplug: just one of many magnificent earplugs whose self-appointed task is to right wrongs and make good. Is it possible that those brave astronuats might yet live? Some other stuff happens too.< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection
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When the former female weightlifter and now Museum of Future Technology resident, Nennigross Numbwinkle, climbed from her slumbers that fateful morning, she couldn't have imagined how her suspicions... More > concerning a passing group of trans-galactic prospectors would lead herself; her best friend, Catford Greene; their hairdressing boyfriends, Lucian and Julian Morecrisp; and their pet plugmutt, Fang, into the adventure of their life. If she had, she might have stayed in bed!< Less
Tooty Nolan's Fanfare for the Common Hamster
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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. CONTAINS HIGH DEGREE OF RUDENESS.In this second book from the Hamster-Sapiens series, we follow the adventure of a plump female hamster named Joan, whose... More > latent psychic talent is suddenly unleashed during an experiment at the Institute of Hugely Important Studies, and allows the young custard pot leveller to step through the invisible barrier between realities. She finds herself the unwitting catalyst for rebellion in a medieval version of Hamster-Britain that is ruled by the iron paw of the church.< Less
Tooty Nolan's 'The Where House': Book 1 of the Hamster-Sapiens Series
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Imagine a world, much as ours, but upon which humankind have never evolved, but in their place the rodent stands atop the pedestal of life. Imagine the society that might have formed, and the... More > adventures that might have ensued within it. Well you don't have to, because here is the tale of Lionel Flugelhorn - a young male hamster that has been thrown out of the family home, and who has sought refuge inside The Where House - a mysterious depository for all the alien artefacts discovered within the mighty walls of the legendary Area 99. Follow his adventures as he develops from a boring fart who likes nothing more than collecting plastic models - into a sort-of-hero-thingy that can step across the devides of time and inter-dimensional space!< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: Worstworld Volume Two
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What a nightmare planet Worstworld turns out to be. An impending supernova is not good news for starters. There's loads of other stuff happening to our intrepid earplug explorers too. And who could... More > possibly feel secure on a planet that has a mystical mountain kingdom named Kah-Ki-Pu?< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: Worstworld Volume One
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With their business on Mars concluded, its time for the passengers and crew of Ship Number Fifteen to begin the voyage back to Earth and the Museum of Future Technology. But Captain Horatio... More > Noseblower hadn't reckoned on the arrival of a vengeful Hyperspace Pirate mothership. Yikes - is disaster about to befall the brave Earplug adventurers?< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: Stepladder to the Stars
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Museum of Future Technology curator, Hakking Chestikov, visits the mystical mountain kingdom of Kah-Ki-Pu for cosmetic surgery. The resulting physiological changes exceed his wildest dreams, but... More > personal disaster strikes on the return journey, which ultimately leads to potential salvation from extermination for the braver souls of Worstworld.< Less
Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton
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WARNING: THIS IS THE 26th CHILD-FRIENDLY PHOTO-NOVEL. DANGER: YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED EARLIER VOLUMES. OH GOD - NO! Scroton, a planet cloaked in mystery. Created and protected by a wise, powerful race... More > of unknowable aliens; who but Nigel the Golden Cable End would want to rule it? You'd be surprised. Of course with Magnuss Earplug on the scene, you know it's gonna be fun. Meanwhile, back in the Museum of Future Technology, Hero of the Galactic Court Case, Throgennis Frote, opens a themed cafe. And an all-girl singing trio captures the heart of museum curator Bubbly Salterton.< Less
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