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Sifu Dansac's Kung Fu Secrets By Samuel Z Jones
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An irreverant and surreal crash-course in practical self-defence, presented in the style of a demented Chinese Kung Fu teacher. "Trust you Sifu when him say that whining girl-pants sissy not... More > make good fighter; if thought of whacking stick make you balls shrink up into you pussy, then see him Sifu forthcoming book: 'Wat Fuk Wong Ryu', ancient art of working out what the phuck is wrong with you, Laui."< Less
Lord Protector Deluxe Omnibus By Samuel Z Jones
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The land lies in ruins. Starvation and superstition reign. One good knight will light the ensuing dark age. Sabra Daishen, the Red Knight of the Rebellion, has gone north to secure the borders... More > against the allies of the defeated Empress. Behind her, the Daishen leaves a land devastated by war and one trusted knight to rebuild the fallen nations. Sir Taran Denebar, wise in the ways of knighthood and sworn to the Daishen's quest, must restore order among the rebel factions before the Darician Plateau collapses again into civil war. The Revolutionary Women's Regiment are rapidly seizing Kellia and the Rebel Separatists have laid claim to Daricia. Southern Kellia is rife with witch-hunts and die-hard Imperial outlaws. But on her way north, Sabra Daishen has earned the wrath of Red Shakasha. Forbidden by gaes from direct vengeance, the immortal sorceress comes to Sabra's homeland to wreak bloody retribution.< Less
Akurite Empire Book III: Beyond The Sunset By Samuel Z Jones
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The concluding volume of the Akurite Empire trilogy. The evil Empress is defeated, but her inhuman allies remain. Far across the world, the city of Karak Nam Psarrion stands beside a lake of fire.... More > There the Automaton serve the demonic Process, plotting the conquest of the world. With six of her knights, Sabra sets out for distant Psarrion to bring war to the enemy.< Less
The Lord Protector Epic Edition By Samuel Z Jones
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The evil empress is defeated, but the land lies in ruins. Starvation and superstition reign. One good knight will light the ensuing dark age. Sabra Daishen, the Red Knight of the Rebellion, has gone... More > north to secure the borders against the allies of the defeated Empress. Behind her, the Daishen leaves a land devastated by war and one trusted knight to rebuild the fallen nations. Sir Taran Denebar, wise in the ways of knighthood and sworn to the Daishen's quest, must restore order among the rebel factions before the Darician Plateau collapses again into civil war. The Revolutionary Women's Regiment are rapidly seizing Kellia and the Rebel Separatists have laid claim to Daricia. Southern Kellia is rife with witch-hunts and die-hard Imperial outlaws. But on her way north, Sabra Daishen has earned the wrath of Red Shakasha. Forbidden by gaes from direct vengeance, the immortal sorceress comes to Sabra's homeland to wreak bloody retribution.< Less
They Call Me Anonymous... By Samuel Z Jones
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Billy Wilde is a man on a mission; mistaken for a Supervillain and imprisoned for three years, he resolves to escape and take revenge on the world. There's just one problem; he doesn't have any... More > superpowers, and he needs to get them; fast.< Less
Sorcha's Revolt By Samuel Z Jones
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Returned from her long journey, Sorcha and her lover Montesinos DeSilva arrive in Silveneir to find the city ablaze with revolution. Native Silvans and Kellion immigrants clash in the streets,... More > champions of both sides do battle on the barricades and DeSilva's father, Montesinos DeKellia, plots an atrocity to end the conflict in a bloodbath... Sword, Sorcery, Sex & Spanking, in Sorcha's Revolt!< Less
Sorcha's Revenge By Samuel Z Jones
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Captured and forced to join the harem of the rebel warlord Odacon Karmensis, Sorcha Kavnor has endured harem training and an overwhleming sexual awakening. Now free, she has travelled north on her... More > way home, falling in with the young swordsman Montesinos DeSilva and his murderous family. But dark forces follow DeSilva, and the shadow of war is upon the land: to return home and confront her puritanical family with all that she has learned, Sorcha will need all her seductive resources to survive and return home to confront her puritanical family. Swords, sorcery and seduction in a Fantastical land; romance, sex, and high adventure as Sorcha takes her revenge...< Less
The Sorcha Omnibus By Samuel Z Jones
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Collecting all three Sorcha Stories in one epic volume! While on a diplomatic mission to neghbouring Daricia, a young Silvan envoy is kidnapped and forced to join the harem of the rebel warlord... More > Odacon Karmensis. Raised in militantly religious Silveneir, Sorcha must adjust to now being trained and used as a sex slave. But Odacon has darker plans for Sorcha and all his captive women. Warlord and sorcerer, he will use them to overcome the Darian Warmaster not by force of armies, but by the forbidden magic of Naril. Sorcha Kavnor has endured harem training and an overwhleming sexual awakening. Now free, she has travelled north on her way home, falling in with the young swordsman Montesinos DeSilva and his murderous family. But dark forces follow DeSilva, and the shadow of war is upon the land. The lovers arrive in Silveneir to find the city ablaze with revolution, and DeSilva's father, Montesinos DeKellia, plotting an atrocity to end the conflict in a bloodbath...< Less
Akurite Empire Omnibus Edition By Samuel Jones, Samuel Z Jones
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The great hero Kam Daishen lies dead; taking his name and armour, a young woman sets out to complete the slain knight's quest. For twenty years, civil war has wracked the Darician Plateau; now the... More > armies of the Empress Kaesa stand poised to seize victory. From the smoke of war comes a rebel champion, Sabra Daishen, sworn to the quest and guided by the ancient spirit of the warrior whose armour she wears. To overcome the legions of the mad empress, Sabra must unite the rebel factions; accompanied by the old sword-diva Meridian Charn and the beastman archer Menalowen, Sabra sets out to raise an army. But behind the imperial legions stands the Empress herself, a woman possessed of dark sorcery and supported by inhuman allies. To win victory on the battlefield, Sabra must first defeat the demons of her past to become more than a knight, and master the spiritual powers of a paladin. Incorporating all three volumes of Akurite Empire into one massive Fantasy epic.< Less