An irreverant and surreal crash-course in practical self-defence, presented in the style of a demented Chinese Kung Fu teacher.
"Trust you Sifu when him say that whining girl-pants sissy not... More > make good fighter; if thought of whacking stick make you balls shrink up into you pussy, then see him Sifu forthcoming book: 'Wat Fuk Wong Ryu', ancient art of working out what the phuck is wrong with you, Laui."< Less
Billy Wilde is a man on a mission; mistaken for a Supervillain and imprisoned for three years, he resolves to escape and take revenge on the world. There's just one problem; he doesn't have any... More > superpowers, and he needs to get them; fast.< Less
While on a diplomatic mission to neghbouring Daricia, a young Silvan envoy is kidnapped and forced to join the harem of the rebel warlord Odacon Karmensis.
Raised in militantly religious Silveneir,... More > Sorcha must adjust to now being trained and used as a sex slave.
But Odacon has darker plans for Sorcha and all his captive women. Warlord and sorcerer, he will use them to overcome the Darian Warmaster not by force of armies, but by the forbidden magic of Naril.
An epic voyage of swords, sorcery, sex and spanking expanding on certain unexplored aspects of Sorcha's journey throughout the events of Romancing The Sword.< Less
Captured and forced to join the harem of the rebel warlord Odacon Karmensis, Sorcha Kavnor has endured harem training and an overwhleming sexual awakening. Now free, she has travelled north on her... More > way home, falling in with the young swordsman Montesinos DeSilva and his murderous family. But dark forces follow DeSilva, and the shadow of war is upon the land: to return home and confront her puritanical family with all that she has learned, Sorcha will need all her seductive resources to survive and return home to confront her puritanical family. Swords, sorcery and seduction in a Fantastical land; romance, sex, and high adventure as Sorcha takes her revenge...< Less
With civil war raging in Daricia, Queen Rathe Saban and her bodyguards set out to find the one man they believe can save the realm: the infamous swordsman Montesinos DeKellia.
But DeKellia has not... More > been seen in over seventeen years, long believed killed in a tidal wave. His brother Kalidor believes otherwise, however, and joins the queen's quest.
With Kalidor's mystic knowledge to guide her and three great knights for her bodyguards, the Queen of Daricia rides south, across the wild plains of Heimjaro. With them go Sabra Kavnor and her reluctant groom, Montesinos DeSilva, the son of the man they seek; the son of the greatest swordsman in the world.
In their pursuit comes the immortal warlord Odacon, determined to thwart her mission and win Daricia's throne. But other factions also seek to overthrow the queen and her Warmaster.< Less
Sabra Daishen, the Red Knight of the Rebellion, has gone north to secure the borders against the allies of the defeated Empress. Behind her, the Daishen leaves a land devastated by war and one... More > trusted knight to rebuild the fallen nations.
Sir Taran Denebar, wise in the ways of knighthood and sworn to the Daishen's quest, must restore order among the rebel factions before the Darician Plateau collapses again into civil war. The Revolutionary Women's Regiment are rapidly seizing Kellia and the Rebel Separatists have laid claim to Daricia. Southern Kellia is rife with witch-hunts and die-hard Imperial outlaws.
But on her way north, Sabra Daishen has earned the wrath of Red Shakasha. Forbidden by gaes from direct vengeance, the immortal sorceress comes to Sabra's homeland to wreak bloody retribution.< Less
Returned from her long journey, Sorcha and her lover Montesinos DeSilva arrive in Silveneir to find the city ablaze with revolution. Native Silvans and Kellion immigrants clash in the streets,... More > champions of both sides do battle on the barricades and DeSilva's father, Montesinos DeKellia, plots an atrocity to end the conflict in a bloodbath... Sword, Sorcery, Sex & Spanking, in Sorcha's Revolt!< Less
Fleeing an arranged marriage, the young prince of Silveneir, Montesinos DeSilva, leaves a life of luxury for exile in neighbouring Daricia.
But Daricia is not a land at peace, and DeSilva finds far... More > greater danger there than the unwanted wedding he sought to evade.
Worse, DeSilva's jilted bride pursues him, accompanied by the warriors of her enraged clan. But forces beyond their control may doom the wedding utterly, for the evil warlord Odacon plots to overthrow Daricia's throne...< Less
The great hero Kam Daishen lies dead; taking his name and armour, a young woman sets out to complete the slain knight's quest.
For twenty years, civil war has wracked the Darician Plateau; now the... More > armies of the Empress Kaesa stand poised to seize victory. From the smoke of war comes a rebel champion, Sabra Daishen, sworn to the quest and guided by the ancient spirit of the warrior whose armour she wears.
To overcome the legions of the mad empress, Sabra must unite the rebel factions; accompanied by the old sword-diva Meridian Charn and the beastman archer Menalowen, Sabra sets out to raise an army.
But behind the imperial legions stands the Empress herself, a woman possessed of dark sorcery and supported by inhuman allies. To win victory on the battlefield, Sabra must first defeat the demons of her past to become more than a knight, and master the spiritual powers of a paladin.< Less
For twenty years, civil war has wracked the Darician Plateau. Now the armies of the mad Empress Kaesa stand poised to seize victory.
Defeated in battle, the rebels scatter to rally new forces.... More > Riding north and west into frozen Kellia, the rebel champion Sabra Daishen seeks to rouse remnants of the knightly orders against the Empire
But unknown dangers await Sabra in Kellia, and the agents of the mad Empress pursue her life. Ahead, a foe long dead rises again to oppose her.
Aided by the beastman archer Menalowen and guided by the Spirit of the Old Daishen, Sabra must cross the icy wastes of Kellia and return with sufficient strength to bring the Imperial legions to battle again.< Less