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Whiskey Soaked Panties By Austin W. Dallas
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This book is not the Great American Novel. This book is not some epic fantasy. This is probably more the kind of book you read while using the restroom. Personally, I never understood the appeal of... More > reading while marinating in your own filth, but who am I to judge. Buddies just kept trying to buy me dinner, drinks, and lap dances to get me to tell them stories about these ridiculous things that happened to me. But do you know how hard it is to tell a funny relationship story while getting a lap dance? It’s actually very hard! Your audience is distracted. The combination of whiskey, higher levels of oxygen, and spinning tassels put you in some sort of hypnotic trans which makes it almost impossible to focus on one tale. Then you wake up naked the next morning except your undershirt is around your ankle and you have no idea what happened. All you can remember is she was an angel and her name was Skittles — no wait — her name was Candy; Skittles were what she was wearing…< Less
Supplication and Masturbation By Edward Austin Robertson
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Edward Austin Robertson is a newcomer to the literary scene. He was born and raised in Dallas, Texas and went to school at the University of North Texas to study English, Philosophy, and Psychology.... More > After eight years and no degree, Robertson moved to Oakland, California to chase the ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac. While working on the first draft of his upcoming novel, Chasing Kerouac with my Credit Card, he met a cocktail waitress in San Francisco and fell in love with her. In an attempt to win her heart, he started doing showcases at the club she worked at and soon became comedian Bobby Mickey. Robertson is now living in Portland, Oregon putting the finishing touches on the upcoming novel, due to be out sometime in 2009. Supplication and Masturbation is his first collection of poems.< Less
Supplication and Masturbation By Edward Austin Robertson
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Edward Austin Robertson is a newcomer to the literary scene. He was born and raised in Dallas, Texas and went to school at the University of North Texas to study English, Philosophy, and Psychology.... More > After eight years and no degree, Robertson moved to Oakland, California to chase the ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac. While working on the first draft of his upcoming novel, Chasing Kerouac with my Credit Card, he met a cocktail waitress in San Francisco and fell in love with her. In an attempt to win her heart, he started doing showcases at the club she worked at and soon became comedian Bobby Mickey. Robertson is now living in Portland, Oregon putting the finishing touches on the upcoming novel, due to be out sometime in 2009. Supplication and Masturbation is his first collection of poems.< Less
The Spectacular Simon Burchwood By Scott Semegran
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Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next... More > great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood.< Less
The Spectacular Simon Burchwood By Scott Semegran
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Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next... More > great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood.< Less
Mr. Grieves By Scott Semegran
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Mr. Grieves started as a poke at human nature through the use of talking, narcissistic animals. It has evolved into a full-on assault to your funny bone. Where else will you find rats fighting over... More > cubicles, camels worrying about aging, a parrot talking to aliens, and a lonely water snail longing for a friend? Welcome to the world of Mr. Grieves! Comic strips by Scott Semegran have appeared in the following newspapers: The Austin Student, The Funny Times, The Austin American-Statesman, Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, Seven Days, The University of Texas at Dallas Mercury, and more.< Less
Mr. Grieves By Scott Semegran
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Mr. Grieves started as a poke at human nature through the use of talking, narcissistic animals. It has evolved into a full-on assault to your funny bone. Where else will you find rats fighting over... More > cubicles, camels worrying about aging, a parrot talking to aliens, and a lonely water snail longing for a friend? Welcome to the world of Mr. Grieves! Comic strips by Scott Semegran have appeared in the following newspapers: The Austin Student, The Funny Times, The Austin American-Statesman, Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, Seven Days, The University of Texas at Dallas Mercury, and more.< Less
Quantum Entity | American Spring By Bruce M. Firestone
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In the second book of his Quantum Entity Trilogy, Bruce M Firestone takes his reader on a wild ride careening from the depths of despair in San Quentin State Prison to murder in Arizona’s... More > mystical town of Third Mesa and total war between superpowers in the late 21st Century. He follows the fates of three somehow interconnected families—the Brooks, the Bells and Nell’s people—the Hopi of Third Mesa. Their adventures take them to Austin, Carthage, Ghudamis, Shenyang, San Fran, Vancouver, New Zealand, Los Angeles, Oregon, Luna and Mars Colonies, Europa, Dallas and Port Isabel. The science and technology are fantastic, the reveals and plot twists will surprise and delight as well as frighten. The future is only too believable. Yet there is love and great sacrifice amongst the chaos…< Less
Quantum Entity | American Spring By Bruce M. Firestone
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In the second book of his Quantum Entity Trilogy, Bruce M Firestone takes his reader on a wild ride careening from the depths of despair in San Quentin State Prison to murder in Arizona’s... More > mystical town of Third Mesa and total war between superpowers in the late 21st Century. He follows the fates of three somehow interconnected families—the Brooks, the Bells and Nell’s people—the Hopi of Third Mesa. Their adventures take them to Austin, Carthage, Ghudamis, Shenyang, San Fran, Vancouver, New Zealand, Los Angeles, Oregon, Luna and Mars Colonies, Europa, Dallas and Port Isabel. The science and technology are fantastic, the reveals and plot twists will surprise and delight as well as frighten. The future is only too believable. Yet there is love and great sacrifice amongst the chaos…< Less
Jeremiah's God By David C Coldwell
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“Jeremiah was a fascinating and complex man. As you learn more about him, I hope you will draw closer to his God. Jeremiah knew the Lord. He was aware that the Lord implements kindness, justice... More > and righteousness on the earth (Jer. 9:24). May it be the same for you.” This prophet lived in turbulent times, and many people today can identify with the difficulties that he faced. Jeremiah’s God is a daily devotional book with 365 meditations from the Book of Jeremiah. Each daily reading exposits one or two verses and the reader can gain an understanding of the entire 52 chapters of Jeremiah in one year. To aid the reader’s personal use of these studies, each reading concludes with a question or application. David C. Coldwell, Th.M. is a missionary with BEE (Biblical Education by Extension), and he has taught pastors in Europe, Africa and Asia. He is a graduate of Stephen F. Austin State University and Dallas Theological Seminary. He and his wife Barbara have three children and five grandchildren.< Less