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Whiskey Soaked Panties By Austin W. Dallas
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This book is not the Great American Novel. This book is not some epic fantasy. This is probably more the kind of book you read while using the restroom. Personally, I never understood the appeal of... More > reading while marinating in your own filth, but who am I to judge. Buddies just kept trying to buy me dinner, drinks, and lap dances to get me to tell them stories about these ridiculous things that happened to me. But do you know how hard it is to tell a funny relationship story while getting a lap dance? It’s actually very hard! Your audience is distracted. The combination of whiskey, higher levels of oxygen, and spinning tassels put you in some sort of hypnotic trans which makes it almost impossible to focus on one tale. Then you wake up naked the next morning except your undershirt is around your ankle and you have no idea what happened. All you can remember is she was an angel and her name was Skittles — no wait — her name was Candy; Skittles were what she was wearing…< Less
Watching Fox News on Mute By Austin Islam
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a collection of facebook statuses from austin islam has been doing things for twenty-two years in the dallas/fort worth metroplex.
Supplication and Masturbation By Edward Austin Robertson
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Edward Austin Robertson is a newcomer to the literary scene. He was born and raised in Dallas, Texas and went to school at the University of North Texas to study English, Philosophy, and Psychology.... More > After eight years and no degree, Robertson moved to Oakland, California to chase the ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac. While working on the first draft of his upcoming novel, Chasing Kerouac with my Credit Card, he met a cocktail waitress in San Francisco and fell in love with her. In an attempt to win her heart, he started doing showcases at the club she worked at and soon became comedian Bobby Mickey. Robertson is now living in Portland, Oregon putting the finishing touches on the upcoming novel, due to be out sometime in 2009. Supplication and Masturbation is his first collection of poems.< Less
Supplication and Masturbation By Edward Austin Robertson
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Edward Austin Robertson is a newcomer to the literary scene. He was born and raised in Dallas, Texas and went to school at the University of North Texas to study English, Philosophy, and Psychology.... More > After eight years and no degree, Robertson moved to Oakland, California to chase the ghosts of Jerry Garcia, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac. While working on the first draft of his upcoming novel, Chasing Kerouac with my Credit Card, he met a cocktail waitress in San Francisco and fell in love with her. In an attempt to win her heart, he started doing showcases at the club she worked at and soon became comedian Bobby Mickey. Robertson is now living in Portland, Oregon putting the finishing touches on the upcoming novel, due to be out sometime in 2009. Supplication and Masturbation is his first collection of poems.< Less
Where to Find a Rich Man in Texas By Virinia Downham
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If you are a romantic at heart and you like the idea of finding a soul mate or if you are someone who yearns to find that special someone who can spoil you with riches then you are going to love... More > Where to Find a Rich Man in Texas. Can I guarantee that you will catch your Rich Man no that’s up to you. But by reading this book I can guarantee that you will have a better understanding of what you need to do to make yourself desirable to a Rich Texan and where you have to be to find a Rich Texan.Are you ready to grab yourself a Rich Texas Man – great let’s get started.< Less
The Spectacular Simon Burchwood By Scott Semegran
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Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next... More > great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood.< Less
The Spectacular Simon Burchwood By Scott Semegran
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Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next... More > great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood.< Less
Mr. Grieves By Scott Semegran
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Mr. Grieves started as a poke at human nature through the use of talking, narcissistic animals. It has evolved into a full-on assault to your funny bone. Where else will you find rats fighting over... More > cubicles, camels worrying about aging, a parrot talking to aliens, and a lonely water snail longing for a friend? Welcome to the world of Mr. Grieves! Comic strips by Scott Semegran have appeared in the following newspapers: The Austin Student, The Funny Times, The Austin American-Statesman, Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, Seven Days, The University of Texas at Dallas Mercury, and more.< Less
Mr. Grieves By Scott Semegran
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Mr. Grieves started as a poke at human nature through the use of talking, narcissistic animals. It has evolved into a full-on assault to your funny bone. Where else will you find rats fighting over... More > cubicles, camels worrying about aging, a parrot talking to aliens, and a lonely water snail longing for a friend? Welcome to the world of Mr. Grieves! Comic strips by Scott Semegran have appeared in the following newspapers: The Austin Student, The Funny Times, The Austin American-Statesman, Rocky Mountain Bullhorn, Seven Days, The University of Texas at Dallas Mercury, and more.< Less
Monique Evans-Miss Texas 2014-2016 Calendar By Yung-Kang (Derby) Sun
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Monique Evans is the professionally trained ballerina and Miss Texas 2014. Before crowning the Miss Texas, She was Miss Austin in 2011, Miss Hunt County in 2012, Miss Dallas in 2013 and Miss Park... More > Cities in 2014. Her platform, "Remember Your Heart: One Beat at a Time", focused on heart disease prevention and was inspired by cardiac issues in her immediate family. Her main advocacy helped her won the competition from her peers. During her duty as Miss Texas, she made a record-setting of appearances for 470 times! She is currently a pre-medical student at the University of Texas-Austin under the major of nutritional science, and a member under the Delta Chapter in the Sorority of Alpha Delta Pi. This calendar presents many elegant ballet positions from Monique Evans inside the studio and outdoors to light up the happiness and spirit of love at ballet-the most beautiful art form in the holiday season and brand new year.< Less