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101 Random Funnies By Parker
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A compliation of humorous quotes, oneliners and a variety of sarcastic phrases floating around. #37: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. #82: You... More > are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. #100: If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity.< Less
Funny Texts : Fungoo : Hilarious! By Trina McDougall
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101 pages of LOL fun, sweet and clever jokes and sayings. Consists of generally uplifting one liners that are quick and witty for various occassions. The perfect coffee table book because there is... More > something for everyone to have a belly laugh. It's pure enjoyment and yet a useful resource for phone users to text others to lighten up their day. Over 300 one liners to make any occasion, a happy party.< Less
Because It's Funny By jamie Doyle
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I say some of the things that I say in Children's Ministry Presentations and Kid-Show Performances... because it's funny! You should always have something fun, funny, witty, or just plain silly to... More > say to your audience. Whether it's planned or ready to cover a mistake; a funny quote, pun, gag or joke should always be in your pocket. 40 Pages of funny things to say that have worked for me over the years - maybe some of these things will work for you too.< Less
Funny Ha Ha: Rhymes, Riddles and Jokes By Sandra Staines
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What did the one earthworm say to the other earthworm? Talk to the tail; you’re beneath me. Where does the devil stay when he visits earth? Helsinki. Where do hitchhikers, backpackers and... More > travellers go when they die? Rome. What did the one Facebook page say to the other Facebook page? Like me, will you? What did one pine tree say to the other pine tree? You know I’ll pine for you when they cut you down, don’t you. What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea? A poisonous thought. What did the one boulder say to the other boulder? You rock my world.< Less
199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful! By Mike Gaffy
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Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? We’re not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes are an assembly of some of the... More > most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man. Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs. Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck! The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us covering the essential dad joke subjects like: • The family: You forgot the pickles! It’s kind of a big dill. • Kid jokes: What’s the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape! • Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, I’d just fart. • Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID. Gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers< Less
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When the words on your desk calendar lead you to a depressing form of bewilderment, take a cheering thought from your Oriental Lemming. A collection of funny sayings, one liners, jokes, and puns that... More > you can use whenever you need to be cheered up! All done with an "Oriental Lemming says' frame of mind! Plus the World's Worst Song list - well not quite!< Less
Don't Get Angry Get Comical! : The Book of Wit By Bilal Malang
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Constantly thinking of something funny to say, tired of people making funny remarks at your expense or just looking to leave your mark? I have compiled this book of one liners for those situations... More > where humour can be your best friend for defusing that tension in the room. I hope you enjoy using these lines as much as I have enjoyed writing them. The power is now in your hands so, 'Don't get angry. Get comical'!< Less
Chuckle, Giggle, Snort!: Quips Collected By Karen Money Williams By Karen Money Williams
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For 25 years, give-or-take, Karen Money Williams has collected short, funny sayings. She recorded them by category in a plump notebook that eventually morphed into a computer file. Here, then, are... More > her very favorites -- the cream of the crop of quips that have crossed her path thus far. If laughter is still the best medicine, may this book serve as a heaping spoonful of vitality for each reader.< Less
The Comedy Magicians Joke File Vol. 2 By Wayne Goodman
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Approx 180 usable jokes, oneliners and gags for the working performer. not the usual collection of dross that could never be told to an audience, in this book you will find solid gags that will fit... More > to almost any performer.< Less
The Comedy Magicians Joke File Vol. 2 By Wayne Goodman
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over 170 usable jokes, oneliners and gags for the working performer. not the usual collection of dross that could never be told to an audience, in this book you will find solid gags that will fit to... More > almost any performer.< Less

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