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Jokes About Women– The Ultimate Collection! Seriously Funny Jokes & One Liner’s to Piss Yourself Laughing By The Joke Factory
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Jokes about women! Blondes, fatties, Mother in Law, busty old bags, wedding jokes and a whole bunch more that will have you in stitches – The Joke Factory strikes again and this time its women... More > who are in the firing range!< Less
101 Random Funnies By Parker
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A compliation of humorous quotes, oneliners and a variety of sarcastic phrases floating around. #37: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. #82: You... More > are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. #100: If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity.< Less
Funny Texts : Fungoo : Hilarious! By Trina McDougall
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101 pages of LOL fun, sweet and clever jokes and sayings. Consists of generally uplifting one liners that are quick and witty for various occassions. The perfect coffee table book because there is... More > something for everyone to have a belly laugh. It's pure enjoyment and yet a useful resource for phone users to text others to lighten up their day. Over 300 one liners to make any occasion, a happy party.< Less
Because It's Funny By jamie Doyle
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I say some of the things that I say in Children's Ministry Presentations and Kid-Show Performances... because it's funny! You should always have something fun, funny, witty, or just plain silly to... More > say to your audience. Whether it's planned or ready to cover a mistake; a funny quote, pun, gag or joke should always be in your pocket. 40 Pages of funny things to say that have worked for me over the years - maybe some of these things will work for you too.< Less
Funny Ha Ha: Rhymes, Riddles and Jokes By Sandra Staines
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What did the one earthworm say to the other earthworm? Talk to the tail; you’re beneath me. Where does the devil stay when he visits earth? Helsinki. Where do hitchhikers, backpackers and... More > travellers go when they die? Rome. What did the one Facebook page say to the other Facebook page? Like me, will you? What did one pine tree say to the other pine tree? You know I’ll pine for you when they cut you down, don’t you. What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea? A poisonous thought. What did the one boulder say to the other boulder? You rock my world.< Less
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When the words on your desk calendar lead you to a depressing form of bewilderment, take a cheering thought from your Oriental Lemming. A collection of funny sayings, one liners, jokes, and puns that... More > you can use whenever you need to be cheered up! All done with an "Oriental Lemming says' frame of mind! Plus the World's Worst Song list - well not quite!< Less
Don't Get Angry Get Comical! : The Book of Wit By Bilal Malang
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Constantly thinking of something funny to say, tired of people making funny remarks at your expense or just looking to leave your mark? I have compiled this book of one liners for those situations... More > where humour can be your best friend for defusing that tension in the room. I hope you enjoy using these lines as much as I have enjoyed writing them. The power is now in your hands so, 'Don't get angry. Get comical'!< Less
Chuckle, Giggle, Snort!: Quips Collected By Karen Money Williams By Karen Money Williams
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For 25 years, give-or-take, Karen Money Williams has collected short, funny sayings. She recorded them by category in a plump notebook that eventually morphed into a computer file. Here, then, are... More > her very favorites -- the cream of the crop of quips that have crossed her path thus far. If laughter is still the best medicine, may this book serve as a heaping spoonful of vitality for each reader.< Less
Just for Laughs By Jack Handley
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A collection of all-time favourites from someone who's done his time in front of an audience. Also contains a short section on how to tell a better joke.
The Comedy Magicians Joke File Vol. 2 By Wayne Goodman
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Approx 180 usable jokes, oneliners and gags for the working performer. not the usual collection of dross that could never be told to an audience, in this book you will find solid gags that will fit... More > to almost any performer.< Less

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