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Lawyers and Witnesses Say the Darndest Things! By Hope Smith
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Humorous quotes from actual court depositions.
Vito's Book of Stupid Stuff By Vito Quattrocchi
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In my 47 years of being a Men’s Barber I have heard quite a bit of really stupid, funny, and ridiculous stuff. Jokes, sayings, quips, and just all around B.S. I have always kept a note book... More > near my barber chair to write down things that customers say and have said as material for my writing. So here are the funniest things. Enjoy!< Less
Little Book Of Random Quotations II By Kurt Vogler
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After a decade long illness that cost the author his career and his family, he rebuilt his life and regained his happiness by collecting inspirational quotes. This book collects the best of those... More > quotes and organizes them by topic. Some are funny, some are inspirational, but they all make you think.< Less
Smart-Mouth Kids By Jen Riemenschneider
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Laugh out loud quotes, questions and smart mouth comments from two quirky kids. Mom of two chronicles hilarious anecdotes from Wynne and Emmett over the past seven years. Wynne uses her quick wit to... More > insult her brother and make observations about the world. Emmett is always looking for loopholes in the rules and has an opinion on everything, including Donald Trump, why people are fat and how a horse might beat him in a race.< Less
Exclamation Mark By Natalie Delano
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Mark was a very, very funny boy. His mother took and saved notes of most of the hilarious things he said during his youth. This book is in response to everyone who begged his mom to "write a... More > book!"< Less
Word Soup Second Helping By Dr. James Hewitt
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In this book the reader will read about many quirky sayings ranging from the saliva test and knee jerk reaction. The reader will also learn about other Jim-isms, favorite quotes, and poetry. This... More > book is unique and is a great gift for the jokester.< Less
FOURTHOUGHT By Michelle Taylor
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I always assumed I would never forget any of the brilliant things my first 3 children said when they were entirely guileless. But I barely remember a thing that came out of their mouths all those... More > years ago. So when I noticed my fourth childat the age of 4 uttering some memorable quotes as he interacted with the world around him I began jotting them down. This book is a collection of a few of my favourites- some of the ones that became my Facebook status from the time he was 4 till his current status as a 6 yr old.< Less
SOLILOQUY By Jacques M.C. HEYNEN
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Everybody starts writing at some time in his life, career or peregrinations (if he or she is lucky enough to be travelling the world). I am, (both: writing from time to time and travelling the... More > world), but at times what I write does not fit in anything I might have started that would be a book of memoirs (I might be considered to young), or essay (maybe not enough of a writer to do that), and so the things I happen to write in the “spirit of the moment” end up on a peace of paper, a “post-it-note” (you know, the little sticky yellow things) or I just forget about it. This compilation is (supposedly) the gathering of those lost thoughts and a little more. Some are or will be relevant to those who happen to have lived “the moment” with me (hy there, thought you’d never hear about me anymore hey?) some are just good for any time or situation. As usual what you will make out of it is entirely up to you.< Less
QUACK By Isabel M
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'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and, as such, suffer from it a lot. Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. This is a compilation of... More > lots of years of serious and amusing quotations and stories.< Less
QUACK By Isabel M
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'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and, as such, suffer from it a lot. Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. This is a compilation of... More > lots of years of serious and amusing quotations and stories.< Less

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