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I Know Just Enough to be a Montana Bartender By Mike Muri
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Through out the years I have collected many a quote and witticisms I have heard as a barkeep and various other places. This is my third book of of such quotes. They range from profound to funny and... More > just place "What the---." Enjoy.< Less
Amusing Oratory: Great Thoughts By Students’ Academy
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Who doesn’t want to be amused? Amusement can come from various sources, but the fun that is derived from words is unique. Sometimes knowingly and sometimes unknowingly funny thoughts are spoken... More > and they delight the listeners. It is not that such funny thoughts merely happen to by funny, they happen to be quite witty. To express funny thoughts in words is definitely an art, perhaps, a god gift. Several great people are known for their funny remarks and statements. In this book you will get hundreds of such funny and amusing sentences spoken by famous and great people from different walks of life. Amusing Oratory: Great Thoughts Copyright Preface Great Humorous Thoughts Section One Section Two Section Three Section Four Section Five< Less
("Toilet Politics") By Dean C Thompson
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The first edition of the funny illustrated 'Life's politics' Series. In this Edition 'Toilet Politics' We take a funny, illustrated look at the public toilet and quoting its politics shared by the... More > ideas of men and women alike.< Less
Illustrated Daydreams By Andrés Pazos
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Do you live on the edge? Do you wish you lived on the Edge? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as "'ll be alright" or "...its whats on the inside that... More > counts". Ever feel guilty, because you just prefer the brutal and honest truth instead of some white washed psycho babble? You get all the above with Andrés Pazos' first publication "Illustrated Daydreams", an illustrated book of drawings paired with brutally honest and sometimes funny quotes that we all think, but usually don't say out loud.< Less
OMG My Kids Said WHAT? By gwen wheeler
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This is a collection of quotes from my three children, compiled over the last five years. They are alternately funny, heartwarming, and OMG LOL. "'OMG My Kids Said What?' Is a great collection... More > of quotes, stories and annecdotes that really show the frankness of children. An enjoyable, honest read that left me smiling." - Dust Jacket Wasteland Reviews "Funny, honest, and all too familiar... from having children and from once having been a child." - Dennis Sharpe, Author of "Destroyer of Worlds"< Less
Colour Me Content: Wise Words & Wisdoms By Gem Moran
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Adult colouring book featuring words of wisdom, quotes and well known sayings! Totally unique! One image per page to allow removal and mounting/framing if desired - they make terrific posters to... More > hang in your home! Enjoy!< Less
Ellen Believes - Be Inspired By Ellen Words By Mobile Library
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Ellen DeGeneres is much more than famous comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Her ideas and saying can go beyond the funny situations and inspire you to live life in the best... More > way... Enjoy her best words in this 32 pages eBook, made to be always with you, on your smartphone (PDF format).< Less
Emersonisms By Emerson Carter
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This hilarious book features comic one-liners and observations about life through eyes of a child. Emerson's quotes were documented by his parents from ages two to four and shared within these pages.... More > From musings about the general awesomeness of buttons to venting his woes about "kissy" girls and becoming a superhero, this little book is sure to bring a smile to your face! Proceeds from this book help fundraise for the Carter family's international adoption, so thank you!< Less
Battling Gaycism By W. Shakesqueer
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For decades we have been using our trademark wit to combat and rally against those who use hatred, scripture and dated politics to stand in the way of our personal expression. Since the birth of the... More > gay liberation movement we have been battling against oppression and fighting for equal rights all over the world. This collection of snappy quotes and retorts, collected from popular entertainment personalities to witty protest signs, provides all the ammo one needs to put those homophobic nut jobs in their place! "Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet."< Less
Keeping Laughter Alive By Ricky Burns II
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Keeping Laughter Alive is doctor recommended and should be taken any time you need a laugh or deep thought. It is best taken with your morning coffee, at work on a rough day, or even before you go... More > to bed. Side effects include inspiration, encouragement, smiling and in 50% of patients over-active laughing. You should not take this while driving as it may cause you to giggle at drivers next to you. It is appropriate to wear certain protective gear while taking this medication such as funny shirts, wacky hats, or even a red nose; as it will cause others to giggle thereby making there day better. Please remember to always take with a tall glass of spring water slinky included. Above all else just remember keep smiling! < Less

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