His mama got knocked up one hot Hollywood night by Cary Grant. Or maybe it was John Wayne. She isn’t quite sure as she was quite snockered at the time. It was all a big fat blur from which came... More > a big fat bastard. So, not sure who the daddy is, she names her fourteen-pound-four-ounce bubbling, blubbery baby after both: Wayne Grant. One would think that a lad with such pedigree would grow up to be a handsome hunk and get into pictures. But his is not a face like Cary Grant's. Nor is his body even closely resembling John Wayne's. But try telling this homely schnook, this delusional doofus, this portly putz, as he doggedly auditions for handsome leading-man roles—and becomes the laughing stock of Tinseltown. Enter Wayne's world and discover the most unusual lap dancers, rhyming ruffians, looney goons, conniving cons, flimflam scams, murder, mayhem, misfits, moguls, megastars, mishuginahs, mama mia—and the world's most handsome man. You'll also discover Hollywood's seedy underbelly—and many a belly laugh.< Less
Paddling, kayaking, and canoeing on the lower reaches of the Stillaguamish River. This guide features important put-in, route and other information about this region paddling potentials. One in a... More > series of paddling put-in locations and some route information in Washington State.< Less
A Fast-paced Gripping Tale of an "Innocent family" drawn into a vicious criminal underworld of murder, double-cross and deception. Set amongst the background of a cold Europe and the... More > Sticky, Sultry Heat of Cuba.
“It’s been along time”, the woman spoke with a husky Latino accent. It sounded strangely familiar.
He pointed the gun and fired a single shot. Carlos fell to the floor clutching his chest, a look of disbelief in his eyes.
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