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Queen Klutz By Marti Lawrence
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This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I’ve broken both ankles twice, amputated my... More > right index finger and had it reattached. I’ve had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn’t write about this stuff being funny, I’d be in a rubber room. INCLUDES: *Not the Best Kind of Breaking News - Gravity hates me * Mechanical Mayhem - How I cut off my finger and lived to tell about it *A Roaring Fire - Boy - 1, Little Green Army Man - 0 *While My Flat-tar Gently Weeps - Square tires and bent rims *DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo *Been to Hell - And Have the Lunch Receipt *Halloween Memories - Pirates of Hotpants< Less
Queen Klutz By Marti Lawrence
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This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I’ve broken both ankles twice, amputated my... More > right index finger and had it reattached. I’ve had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn’t write about this stuff being funny, I’d be in a rubber room. INCLUDES: *Not the Best Kind of Breaking News - Gravity hates me * Mechanical Mayhem - How I cut off my finger and lived to tell about it *A Roaring Fire - Boy - 1, Little Green Army Man - 0 *While My Flat-tar Gently Weeps - Square tires and bent rims *DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo *Been to Hell - And Have the Lunch Receipt *Halloween Memories - Pirates of Hotpants< Less
Not Everything I Say is Nonsense By Tara Jenkins
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Tara Jenkins wants you to know, not everything she says is nonsense—even the stories that sound too crazy to be true! In this book, read tales of her travels, her experiences in pageants, her... More > impressive klutziness, and more. Not just a collection of stories, this book leaves the reader with lessons learned, while only experiencing the accompanying craziness vicariously. A fun read, be ready to laugh out loud, nod along, and wonder what's to come next!< Less
Not Everything I Say is Nonsense By Tara Jenkins
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Tara Jenkins wants you to know, not everything she says is nonsense—even the stories that sound too crazy to be true! In this book, read tales of her travels, her experiences in pageants, her... More > impressive klutziness, and more. Not just a collection of stories, this book leaves the reader with lessons learned, while only experiencing the accompanying craziness vicariously. A fun read, be ready to laugh out loud, nod along, and wonder what's to come next!< Less
The Racing Finn By Lyz Russo
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Lady Millen of Kilkee races her Mare, the Lady, in the Quarterly Races. But this time she needs a new jockey. And the lucky devil of her choice is: Finnegan o' Flanagan, a musician who can't even... More > ride...< Less
The Last Superhero By Stephen Altrogge
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE GODFATHER MET THE INCREDIBLES? The Wagners are a superhero family dynasty who have always protected the city of Coreopolis. The grandpa, John Utticus Wagner, is revered in... More > the superhero community. He’s consistently invited to speak at superhero symposiums, has dined with the President, and has a sterling reputation as a model superhero. Every young superhero wants to be like John Utticus Wagner. Unfortunately, John’s son, Orville Wagner, is not the man his father is. He’s a terrible klutz who always manages to create disasters, and the family’s once sterling reputation is tarnished. They no longer are seen as the protectors of Coreopolis. They are the laughingstock of the city. When a new super villian starts terrorizing Coreopolis, it’s up to John, Orville, and Orville’s son, John II, to stop the villain and restore the family’s honor. The question is, can an old man, a klutz, and boy stop a maniacal super villain?< Less
Flat Fax And The Book Of Doors By Pamela Wright
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The Fundamental Stories are shifting. The Door of Books is open. And Granny Which Witch is not at all happy that someone has made her polky dot flamingos disappear. Flat Fax is a character of... More > science and fiction. Uncle Whatchamacallit is sure he is the key to the erasures...or is he the cause? Can the fairy Petty Minor, an ogre named Klutz,and a golem boy escape the Authority's demense below and defeat Lady Who the Enchantress? Will the Lord Terrier of the Terrible Trees find them guilty of crimes against the natural order? And will Granny Where ever get home to her buttermilk biscuits? Black and white illustrations.< Less
Flat Fax And The Book Of Doors By Pamela Wright
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Most boys like robots, but very few become robots. This is the story of one boy who did. Uncle Whatchamacallit realizes Flat Fax is a creature of science and fiction. Could he be the answer to the... More > erasures, or the cause of them? An invisible fairy and an ogre named Klutz travel with Flat Fax through the domain of Granny Which Witch to face Lady Why on the way to the birthday party he is sure his mother has planned for him. But first, he will have to escape the Authority's demesne below and prove his innocence to Lord Terrier of the terrible trees and his pack of curs.< Less
The Locket Murders By P.J. Repond
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Abby Cooper is a bit of a klutz and a bit of a dreamer, but all in all she’s a nuts and bolts kind of girl. She’s a waitress at Marge’s Breakfast Boutique where she works part-time... More > while she patiently, doggedly, builds her Internet research business—indagatus.com. She’s thirty-five, single and as frustrated as Captain Hook’s crocodile. She’s given up on marriage, Mr. Right, and the happily-ever-after myth. The one thing she hasn’t given up on is becoming a mom. While trying to formulate a plan for self invitrofertilization she winds up on the wrong side of town where curiosity draws her n a shabby pawnshop where she finds her mother’s long lost locket. From the moment Abby walks out of the pawnshop her life takes a dangerous turn—a turn that leads to murder< Less
Buffalo Gals By Amy J. Strychasz
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On the eve of her graduation from college, Marshall Sullivan celebrates her success and blissfully ignores the weight of her future: bills, no job and no clue how to use her B.A. in English. In the... More > midst of the celebrations, Marshall has the first of several hardheaded run-ins with Gabriel Somers. Marshall's inability to turn off her klutz switch leads to a job as the only female courier in the firm where Gabriel works and creates a lasting impression on him that deepens into love. Through it all, Marshall relies on the advice of her roommate, Sam, and her grandmother-by-proxy, Marva. Ultimately, her future is of her own making, and Marshall must find her own inner compass to guide her. As Marshall attempts to win over the male bike messengers, manage her growing relationship with Gabriel and face the uncertainty of life after college, she transitions from student to actualized adult.< Less