Search Results: 'Monty Roberts'

Search

×
×
×
×
6 results for "Monty Roberts"
mutterings By Matthew Roberts
Paperback: $9.96
Ships in 3-5 business days
(2 Ratings)
12 months ago, I set out to write the funniest, warmest book I could. I came up with this instead. It's got a lot of swearing and I forgot the inspiring stuff about unicorns and angels, but you can't... More > have everything. As I said to my mother when I was young: "I'm not gay, I'm not, stop claiming that." And I think we can all learn something from those simple words. If you're a pretty lady, perhaps you'd like to invite me for a meal. If you don't sweat too much, we could marry. Books - they're great, aren't they? Next time I'm going to do one with a kitten on the cover, hanging on to a tree branch for dear life. That's so great I could wet myself. So, there you have it. I'm not gay, and although I live waaay over in Britian and you won't understand my book at all, we do have something special in common*. As mother said, "Re-write some Monty Python sketches. They're 40 years old but those yanks can't get enough of them." Magic. (*Little tiny eyelash parasites.)< Less
mutterings By Matthew Roberts
eBook (PDF): $4.50
Download immediately.
(2 Ratings)
12 months ago, I set out to write the funniest, warmest book I could. I came up with this instead. It's got a lot of swearing and I forgot the inspiring stuff about unicorns and angels, but you can't... More > have everything. As I said to my mother when I was young: "I'm not gay, I'm not, stop claiming that." And I think we can all learn something from those simple words. If you're a pretty lady, perhaps you'd like to invite me for a meal. If you don't sweat too much, we could marry. Books - they're great, aren't they? Next time I'm going to do one with a kitten on the cover, hanging on to a tree branch for dear life. That's so great I could wet myself. So, there you have it. I'm not gay, and although I live waaay over in Britian and you won't understand my book at all, we do have something special in common*. As mother said, "Re-write some Monty Python sketches. They're 40 years old but those yanks can't get enough of them." Magic. (*Little tiny eyelash parasites.)< Less
Fragment Terram - Facilest Factu By Robert Skyler
eBook (ePub): $9.99
Download immediately.
Facilest Factu   Tristis inter se multum excellere in quo tot labores, numerari non potest intelligere. Tamen si historia nostra exhibet aliquid aliud praeter crassi nostri capacitas violentiae,... More > et deceptio eius, certe illud est quod possumus facere plus simul quam semper seorsum. Numerum pensa coetus potest excellere praeter ipsas singulares est infinita: Una simul venari maior et congregabo magis, proficiscor longius vilius, fode velocius et altius penetrabat, alcius scandere diutius, plus solum facit nos fortior, quamvis nullum corpus aut coetus semper convenerunt inhærendo, plus gratis per augendæque numerus. Ubicumque possumus simul venerunt in prosecutione istius laborem: tantum decadentiam, corruptio, usura, TORPOR et subjugatio sequuntur. In populo persuaderi potest agere omnino lapis de summitate montis gubernare non pluribus invenire non fieret aliquando conveniunt quis sit. Quia cum cogitabat, communis physica copula nos, fit secuti intellectualis tyrannidem me. Ubi enim sunt creat et...< Less
Sue's Helpful Horse Hints By Sue Palmer
Paperback: $16.94
Ships in 3-5 business days
Sue’s Helpful Horse Hints is an inspiring collection of proven practical horsey tips from Chartered Veterinary Physiotherapist and Equine Behaviourist Sue Palmer. Thought provoking and... More > guaranteed to make you smile, this book encourages the reader to look at life from the horse's point of view and is a must for every tack room. This is Sue Palmer's second book, the first being the well-received "Horse Massage for Horse Owners', published through J.A.Allen and available through www.holistichorsehelp.com< Less
The Famous Charisma Discography By Mark Jones
eBook (ePub): $7.58
Download immediately.
The Famous Charisma Discography features listings of all known UK releases from 1969 to 1987. Those who think that Charisma just meant Genesis are in for a shock. Genesis were there most of the time,... More > true, but they shared the label with names such as Van der Graaf Generator, Lindisfarne, Monty Python, Audience, Rare Bird, Barry Humphries, AFT, Brand X, Trevor Billmuss, Malcolm McLaren, The Ferrets, Clifford T. Ward, Charlie Drake, Sir John Betjeman, Michael Nyman, Prince Far I, Peter O’Sullivan, Gary Shearston, String Driven Thing, Bert Jansch, La La, Robert John Godfrey, Refugee, Patrick Moraz, Hawkwind, Peter Gabriel, Steve Hackett, John Arlott, Pierre Cour, Trimmer and Jenkins, Jackson Heights, The Nice, Capability Brown, Joseph Eger, Gordon Turner, Peter Hammill, Bo Hansson, Atacama, Hot Thumbs O’Reilly, Vivian Stanshall, Gregory Isaacs and more. Charisma bucked the industry trend to provide an intelligent mix of the sublime and the (deliberately) ridiculous for anyone who was willing to listen.< Less
Resurrection Angel By William Mize
Paperback: $18.95
Ships in 3-5 business days
Lisa Rappaport seemed to have it all--a popular boyfriend, a wealthy father, and a sudden and unexplained case of amnesia. A late-night phone call brings psychic Denton Ward and his girlfriend,... More > Private Investigator Monty Crocetti to her bedside and into her life. Her doctor thinks it's a routine case, but a hypnosis session with Denton brings to light a possible cause for her memory loss--alien abduction. Lisa swears she is a virgin, but a drugstore test proves she's pregnant. Could the father be of unknown origin? Or is the answer here on planet Earth? Resurrection Angel was chosen by noted mystery editor, author and critic Robert Randisi as a finalist for the St. Martin's Press - Private Eye Writers of America Best First Novel Contest. It was also nominated for the Private Eye Writers of America's Shamus Award for Best First Novel of the Year, the first Print on Demand book to ever be nominated for a major mystery writing award.< Less

Top 10

see more >