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2% Butterscotch: The Director's Cut By Ricky Garni
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Tempted by 2% BUTTERSCOTCH but feeling a little edgy about the girth? Why not join the millions of Americans and the one woman from Hong Kong who opted for THE DIRECTOR'S CUT? It's all the lean beef... More > and delicious nutrients of BUTTERSCOTCH without the unsightly gristle and flubbery fat content. Herein you can still find hats as big as the world, donuts getting married, and the lesser dogs of Hollywood on warm California nights. What you can't find are the other things. But that's OK! This is more than enough for a meal and its hoisting promotes no hernias. Buy one today and Manga! Manga! Seriously. Mangiamo!< Less
2% Butterscotch By Ricky Garni
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A year that begins in November and ends with October. Although you cannot meditate on fun, this book is clearly about that, I mean, the first poem even says so right there. But who cares about fun?... More > We all do. OK. Also add: one and a half cups of grief, a pinch of Howdy Do and a tablespoon of What Gives and you have got yourself some Butterscotch, and it means you got yourself a tome of donuts marriages, Hollywood dogs fetching bones near swingsets, Jalapenos Muchos, Marilyn Monroe at lightspeed, the word 'scythe' for some reason and a vaguely horny Emily Dickinson - blame it on the booze - and more. This honey of a door weight is close to 700 pages and is not for the faint of eyeballs or weightlifting - in fact, it is the ideal book of verse to carry with you in sketchy neighborhoods and to have by your side when you buy your own island and you need a softcover pillow on which to dream and stuff just like that. When I buy my island, I am going to buy one of these just like this. I ain't lyin'.< Less
Radishes By Ricky Garni
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This latest work is far more casual in content than in times past, including letters not originally intended for publication, but upon review, the author thought: Why the hell not? Beyond the... More > epistolaries, lotsa food, which is more usual, including but not limited to chocolate, pancakes, waffles, Milky Ways, sweet potatoes (or yams if you prefer), fish and plastic fish, Fizzies, Potassium Citrate, mangos, pizza, piazzas and chukkas, the latter of which you can only eat at times of extreme stress, but why you would do that, I don't know. If you know, send me a note. My address is: Ricky @ 105 Fidelity Street Apt. B-35 Carrboro, North Carolina 27510. Don't forget to include the apartment number. The mailman can get really testy if there is no apartment number listed.< Less
HEY, THE FILET By Ricky Garni
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More FILET than HEY, this work is the abbreviated prime of its heftier HEY brethren. Think of it as a more portable, yet equally potable venture into the world that 2013 presented, with all its glory... More > stars, buttercream fabrications, and mal mots, tastily proffered and happily given.< Less
Loze By Ricky Garni
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An evening's interlude away from the puppets led me to the Obecni Dum smack dab in the center of Prague and an amazingly 19th century-eque Carl Orffish evening of real wonder and delight. This is... More > the only remaining chapter of the original COMMENTS WITHOUT COSMOS, and definitely the only book I ever wrote in its entirety whilst sitting my tuchus down in velvety luxury in a beautiful concert hall in good ol' Eastern Europe, listening to angels sing and saying Thank You God for all of that.< Less
Wander By Ricky Garni
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I WONDER If someday English will run out of words and they will duplicate all the words and divide them in two dipping half of them into chocolate cream shape accent marks and add them back to the... More > old words and make them new again< Less
FRED By Ricky Garni
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What can I say of FRED? It is an homage and loving thought tossed at my good friend, Fred, whose name, actually, is not, of course, Fred. It's Gabe. Meanwhile, were any book of mine to be counted as... More > a friend, it would be FRED. It recounts maxims, Italian movies, chows, $1 weiners, perilous adventures where very little happens and breezy reflections on what is and is not valuable – like friendship and unanswered questions and Anthony 'Tony' Quinn. And like a good friend, it snuggles. But more than an ordinary friend–FRED is a buddy–the kind of book I would take fishing, were I to fish, which I don't, as I am afraid to death of worms, which haunt me in my dreams.< Less
Weed By Ricky Garni
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MICRO DINGS were a phenomenon in the 101 wing ding household during the '90's. Delightful morsels that weren't really books, weren't really poems, and weren't really long. Hence the MICRO. With... More > Christine (2009) the age of the MICRO was fini, replaced and rightly so by the MAXI MICRO. Enjoy WEED, this dying breed while it still isn't dead: delights include goofy illustration of W.S. Burroughs, Sad Tale of Sunday in the Park, and The Pancakes of Loneliness Complete, all in a length less lengthy than this description.< Less
The Sea of Kicking Legs By Ricky Garni
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The traditional October to October Poetry Jaunt ends this year in June–why not? Prose has been knocking at the door for a while, and let's see who's there when we answer it. In the meantime,... More > herein you can expect the tried and try awful Italian restaurants, bats that make you happy, Robin Hood meeting the school bus, Rock Hudson jubilantly climbing the Rockies, and sundry wistful notes and adieux to disappearing friends where love might be lost but sure as shinola is not forgotten.< Less
Make It Wavy By Ricky Garni
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FROM THE INTRODUCTION: Should I be happy to hear such a beautiful song, or should I be sad that I did not write the song? Ah, to be skinny and write songs, and yet, on the other hand, to eat... More > strawberries and not worry about quality, other than the fleshy fruit quality of strawberries. Ah, to be wavy and do both...< Less

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Our World Our World By Deleah Payne
Paperback: $21.60