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Aliens Are Pigs! By Hugh Sheppard
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Author Hugh Sheppard takes us on a colorful and humorous ride in Aliens Are Pigs! as we journey into the psyche of a typical 41 year old man as he faces the abyss unfortunately known as Mid-Life. As... More > part of the journey to find the culprits behind the aging process, the reader encounters the toilet paper touting butler that’s collecting intelligence for the Old Guy Delta Force. Additionally, the reader gets to experience the birthing of a 6’-2” tall 75 year old man and tour the latest Booger Factory as it creates a new armor for the U.S. Military. The journey continues with encounters of the Naked Witch, The Horny Old Toad, Pompous William and Grubby ol' Rastus. These are just a few of the many characters and adventures that readers will embark upon as they discover in Aliens Are Pigs! that it’s really Aliens that have taken over and it’s them to blame for the aging process as they laugh and joke at the humans...all as part of their self centered Alien Redneck Tailgate Rodeo.< Less
Sex On the Wrong Brain By Ard Falten
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In 'Sex On The Wrong Brain', Ard Falten wraps zany science fiction around the theory that humanity is doomed because we're sending impatient satisfaction-demanding sex energy to the mathematical,... More > logical parts of the brain, where it creates greed, fear, and authoritarianism. Within days of finding an alien supertool Lulu Lopez is on the run and up to her ears in sex zombies, alien hunters, and the king of talk radio, her nemesis since the third grade. He's convinced half the country Lulu's the witch who's causing the world-wide epidemic of nose and elbow mutations and it's time to bring back public exorcisms. Meanwhile, with global warming getting bad fast, an intergalactic maintenance man struggles to find the ancient alien 'transmitter' that will reestablish true human nature and end thousands of years of greed, patriarchy, and environmental destruction. He'll take any help he can get, from prairie dogs to the Pope. But what he really needs is a date with Lulu.< Less
Sex On The Wrong Brain By Ard Falten
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In 'Sex On The Wrong Brain', Ard Falten wraps zany science fiction around the theory that humanity is doomed because we're sending impatient satisfaction-demanding sex energy to the mathematical,... More > logical parts of the brain, where it creates greed, fear, and authoritarianism. Within days of finding an alien supertool Lulu Lopez is on the run and up to her ears in sex zombies, alien hunters, and the king of talk radio, her nemesis since the third grade. He's convinced half the country Lulu's the witch who's causing the world-wide epidemic of nose and elbow mutations and it's time to bring back public exorcisms. Meanwhile, with global warming getting bad fast, an intergalactic maintenance man struggles to find the ancient alien 'transmitter' that will reestablish true human nature and end thousands of years of greed, patriarchy, and environmental destruction. He'll take any help he can get, from prairie dogs to the Pope, but he and Earth are running out of time. What he really needs is a date with Lulu.< Less
A Crat's Tale By Frank Robertson
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Introducing Felix Bongtigre, native of Rattlescat 9. Follow him as he searches for the only substance outlawed in all space the intoxicating hybrid plant blotterbud; and ends up with a friend even... More > more illegal than the evil weed, Ichobod Warpdragon< Less

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