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Baboon Fart Story By Phronk
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In a 2014 blog post by author Chuck Wendig, he addressed the truism that self publishing is the only real choice for authors today: “I can literally write the word ‘fart’ 100,000... More > times and slap a cover of [a] baboon urinating into his own mouth, then upload that cool motherfucker right to Amazon. Nobody would stop me. Whereas, at the Kept Gates, a dozen editors and agents would slap my Baboon Fart Story to the ground like an errant badminton birdie.” Should we just take Chuck’s word for it? Of course not. His hypothesis, like any other, needs to be put to the test. Science, bitch. Can one simply walk into self-publishing like a damn hobbit? This book is the word “fart” written 100 000 times. You are literally about to buy the word "fart," written over and over. There is a picture of a baboon drinking piss on the cover for some reason, but other than that, it's a whole lot of "fart." It's also a biting critique of quality control in self-publishing or something.< Less
And The Baboon Played Chess With The Emperor By Susan Watkin
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A modern recreation of a Victorian scrapbook made up of cuttings from books and magazines published in the early to mid nineteenth century. You will come across such delights as the artificial duck... More > that ate, drank and quacked; the tax on bachelors; early attempts at ballooning; the clever cat; horse-racing by machinery; leeches; powdering the hair; early steam carriages. And of course the baboon playing chess with an Emperor. And much, much more. If you enjoy loitering amongst literary and historic trivia, then you will love this book. Read more at http://lulu.wikidot.com/and-the-baboon-played-chess-with-the-emperor < Less
And The Baboon Played Chess With The Emperor By Susan Watkin
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A modern recreation of a Victorian scrapbook made up of cuttings from books and magazines published in the early to mid nineteenth century. You will come across such delights as the artificial duck... More > that ate, drank and quacked; the tax on bachelors; early attempts at ballooning; the clever cat; horse-racing by machinery; leeches; powdering the hair; early steam carriages. And of course the baboon playing chess with an Emperor. And much, much more. If you enjoy loitering amongst literary and historic trivia, then you will love this book. Read more at http://lulu.wikidot.com/and-the-baboon-played-chess-with-the-emperor< Less
And The Baboon Played Chess With The Emperor By Susan Watkin
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A modern recreation of a Victorian scrapbook made up of cuttings from books and magazines published in the early to mid nineteenth century. You will come across such delights as the artificial duck... More > that ate, drank and quacked; the tax on bachelors; early attempts at ballooning; the clever cat; horse-racing by machinery; leeches; powdering the hair; early steam carriages. And of course the baboon playing chess with an Emperor. And much, much more. If you enjoy loitering amongst literary and historic trivia, then you will love this book. Read more at http://lulu.wikidot.com/and-the-baboon-played-chess-with-the-emperor< Less
And The Baboon Played Chess With The Emperor By Susan Watkin
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A modern recreation of a Victorian scrapbook made up of cuttings from books and magazines published in the early to mid nineteenth century. You will come across such delights as the artificial duck... More > that ate, drank and quacked; the tax on bachelors; early attempts at ballooning; the clever cat; horse-racing by machinery; leeches; powdering the hair; early steam carriages. And of course the baboon playing chess with an Emperor. And much, much more. If you enjoy loitering amongst literary and historic trivia, then you will love this book. Read more at http://lulu.wikidot.com/and-the-baboon-played-chess-with-the-emperor< Less
The Baboons Who Flew and other Stories By Nicholas John
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This is an enthralling book of ten gripping adventure stories written by Nicholas John featuring Éjula, a mountain gorilla from Africa, and his many animal friends, who live together in the... More > sanctuary of an ancient garden. These absorbing stories range from the exciting to the witty, some will make the reader laugh and others bring a tear to their eye, all will entrance and draw them in to this hidden world brought so vividly to life by the author. This engrossing book is great for children aged 7 to 12 who want something more challenging, that will develop their use of English and quickly widen their vocabulary.< Less
The Baboons Who Flew and Other Stories By Nicholas John
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This is an enthralling book of ten gripping adventure stories written by Nicholas John featuring Éjula, a mountain gorilla from Africa, and his many animal friends, who live together in the... More > sanctuary of an ancient garden. These absorbing stories range from the exciting to the witty, some will make the reader laugh and others bring a tear to their eye, all will entrance and draw them in to this hidden world brought so vividly to life by the author. This engrossing book is great for children aged 7 to 12 who want something more challenging, that will develop their use of English and quickly widen their vocabulary.< Less
"A Crown For The Baboon and Other Poems" By Tawia Tsekumah
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A piece of imaginative and eclectic work. These poems carry dreams from the poet's childhood. It explores among other things, the meaning of life and the mystery of love. At one time he seem... More > optimistic and at another he is cynical but lively and engaging. Above all, it is his raw passion that strikes the reader. This piece is recommended for those who want to read something unique and interesting.< Less
The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two) By Andrew Baker, Gary McArthur
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What is there against a Baboon's Left Testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our... More > baboon has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice - his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in order to fulfil a long-held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal-raider have the right one for the job or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his curious short-arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all-stitching, all-dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'< Less
The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two) By Gary McArthur, Andrew Baker
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What is there against a Baboon's Left Testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our... More > baboon has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice - his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in order to fulfil a long-held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal-raider have the right one for the job or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his curious short-arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all-stitching, all-dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'< Less