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naked: my life as a blog By a butters production
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This book is a simple collection of online blogs and personal journal entries. They are not in chronological order and frankly may not make sense to many people. it's just a quick peek into the... More > mind and life of one twenty something woman living, loving, and writing in Los Angeles, CA. Caution: this book contains an abundance of four letter words and sexual references. ENJOY!< Less
Below the Window and other short stories By Neil Butter
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This collection of 30 short stories is the third to be published by Neil Butter, a retired lawyer. In them, things are rarely what they seem and the frequent twists are guaranteed to cause surprise... More > or even shock. Some stories are absurdly funny, others more serious but with a strong undercurrent of humour. So the reader will soon be laughing at tales involving an obstinate sat-nav, a husband and wife who like playing with fire, a victorious bull (or was it?), a vicar out of his depth, an alarming guest at a B&B, a police officer who finds pleasure in massaging figures, a dentist`s love-life, strange customs on a remote island, a gay dog, and a puzzled ghost. And 20 others! ‘Witty, irreverent and very funny,’ a critic said of one of the previous collections. The same, and more, can be said of this one.< Less
BURNING DESIRE and other short stories By Neil Butter
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BURNING DESIRE and other short stories. "A mixture of Saki and Roald Dahl," was the description by one reader of the author`s previous collection. "But not for maiden aunts," was... More > another. Now here are 20 more short stories and skits: funny, often scandalous and with a strong flavour of absurdity. So feelings become inflamed in Burning Desire, entrance to the Pearly Gates has unexpected rewards, a Wedding Toast contains startling revelations, and how do you deal with that suspicious package you find in someone else`s car? A psychiatrist is mystified by his strange patient, a head-teacher plans a remarkable way of getting rid of awful parents, a catty dispute between neighbours gets increasingly irate, a taxi driver discovers that he has a most unusual passenger, a boy is torn between loving his teacher and loving her parrot, a girl-friend dumps her boy-friend or does she? Many of these and other stories and skits come with the author`s speciality: a twist.< Less
DOCTOR GEORGE AND OTHER SHORT STORIES By NEIL BUTTER
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A unique collection of over 30 short stories and spoofs. "Doctor George" is no ordinary doctor, Louise aged 8 blackmails her father, Betty is elderly but how respectable? Leo mysteriously... More > disappears from his suburban home, Harold has a disturbing experience in a massage parlour, Mike the beggar is taken for a ride, Cecil the bored vicar rashly gives a sermon on an unmentionable subject, and Sir Charles is much too ambitious as a High Court Judge. These and other stories with a twist are calculated to cause splutters of shocked laughter. Some are suitable only for laid-back readers and a few are quite simply unsuitable. As for spoofs, opera-lovers will (with any luck) choke over the plot of A Night at the Opera, Question Time in the House of Commons will be seen in a new light, and Christmas newsletters from friends just won`t seem the same. It`s a risk. Are you willing to take it?< Less
DOCTOR GEORGE AND OTHER SHORT STORIES By NEIL BUTTER
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A unique collection of over 30 short stories and spoofs. "Doctor George" is no ordinary doctor, Louise aged 8 blackmails her father, Betty is elderly but how respectable? Leo mysteriously... More > disappears from his suburban home, Harold has a disturbing experience in a massage parlour, Mike the beggar is taken for a ride, Cecil the bored vicar rashly gives a sermon on an unmentionable subject, and Sir Charles is much too ambitious as a High Court Judge. These and other stories with a twist are calculated to cause splutters of shocked laughter. Some are suitable only for laid-back readers and a few are quite simply unsuitable. As for spoofs, opera-lovers will (with any luck) choke over the plot of A Night at the Opera, Question Time in the House of Commons will be seen in a new light, and Christmas newsletters from friends just won`t seem the same. It`s a risk. Are you willing to take it?< Less
BURNING DESIRE and other short stories By Neil Butter
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BURNING DESIRE and other short stories. "A mixture of Saki and Roald Dahl," was the description by one reader of the author`s previous collection. "But not for maiden aunts," was... More > another. Now here are 20 more short stories and skits: funny, often scandalous and with a strong flavour of absurdity. So feelings become inflamed in Burning Desire, entrance to the Pearly Gates has unexpected rewards, a Wedding Toast contains startling revelations, and how do you deal with that suspicious package you find in someone else`s car? A psychiatrist is mystified by his strange patient, a head-teacher plans a remarkable way of getting rid of awful parents, a catty dispute between neighbours gets increasingly irate, a taxi driver discovers that he has a most unusual passenger, a boy is torn between loving his teacher and loving her parrot, a girl-friend dumps her boy-friend or does she? Many of these and other stories and skits come with the author`s speciality: a twist.< Less
Cold Butter By Kristan Sandford
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A young woman's autobiographical journey into adulthood through blunt prose.
The BUTTER Melted By P.N. Dickinson
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With this Book (The BUTTER Melted) and The World's LONGEST Day with the Unique One Mind Trilogy of Paulie Dee and His Story, Lucy's L.L.Lampshades and Jordan's Home YOU could be Owning the Very First... More > Pent-O-Gramme. Buy Today and Save £24.00. PART 2 of Pent-o-Gramme. Of course the Butter Melted, this work is a FUN project bringing an END to Terrorism. Special thanks to those who met me, Paulie Dee (Peace and Prosperity). Did it or din't it, we can think about it untill the Cows come home, either which way we both assist in ending Terrorism. The Butter Melted was done in Association with Utterly Butterly & Werther's ORIGINAL...You can't put a Better BIT of Butter on your Bread, but you need to know which side you are Buttering On. Buy NOW only £16.00< Less
The Butter Cross By Alison James
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1919 - the Great War is over. But shell-shocked Harry Oliver, MC carries it with him wherever he goes... This novel, set in the chalk downland of southern England in the immediate aftermath of the... More > war, explores themes of courage, the physical and psychological wounds of war; healing, love and redemption. Filled with period detail, an evocative sense of time and place, and rising suspense, this is more than a love story - it is a work of deeply compassionate insight and feeling. You will put it down at the end with regret that it is over, caring about the characters like dear friends. Praise for the writing of Alison James from Colin Dexter, author of the Inspector Morse series: 'You write like an angel, a tender angel; and I was much moved by your poignant, beautifully written book.' Alison James has written over a dozen historical novels, to wide acclaim from online readers. Watch for them on Lulu and Amazon.< Less
The Butter Cross By Alison James
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1919 - the Great War is over. But shell-shocked Harry Oliver, MC carries it with him wherever he goes... This novel, set in the chalk downland of southern England in the immediate aftermath of the... More > war, explores themes of courage, the physical and psychological wounds of war; healing, love and redemption. Filled with period detail, an evocative sense of time and place, and rising suspense, this is more than a love story - it is a work of deeply compassionate insight and feeling. You will put it down at the end with regret that it is over, caring about the characters like dear friends. Praise for the writing of Alison James from Colin Dexter, author of the Inspector Morse series: 'You write like an angel, a tender angel; and I was much moved by your poignant, beautifully written book.' Alison James has written over a dozen historical novels, to wide acclaim from online readers. Watch for them on Lulu and Amazon.< Less

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Left to Die Left to Die By Wes Rand
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