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Now that Osama bin Laden is dead... By Corey DeRosa & Brian Burkey
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This book is guaranteed to... ...make you laugh ...provide you with great one liners ...give you a peak into the mind of a redneck ...give you something to do when your takin' a shit ...provide you... More > with great Facebook posts, tweets or texts ...fill your mind with utter nonsense We guarantee this will make you laugh (or at least lighten up your mood.) This book will make you feel smart (or maybe it will make you feel dumb.) Testimonials- ""This book is fuckin' nonsense...I love it! "" Joe B. ""Helps me take my mind off of real life especially on the toilet!"" Dan B. ""Wow...that's all I can say is Wow!"" Tim G. We promise to include cuss words, nonsense, stereotypical jokes, and stupidity. If you buy RIGHT NOW we will even include bad spelling, grammatical mistakes AND punctuation errors!< Less
Mickey Death in The Winds of Impotence By Eric Knisley
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A sprawling adults-only epic story, a pointed political satire, a joke-a-minute laff-riot, a rollicking funny-animal adventure with cuss words, a smorgasbord of barely legal parody; "Mickey... More > Death in The Winds of Impotence" is all of these and more. The story details the adventures of the giant undead rodent and his friends as they struggle against the forces of oppression and tainted breakfast cereal. Along the way, they meet an Italian-American superhero/zombie recovery specialist/cereal spokesman, a sinister pair of CIA agents, a shape-shifting copyright-busting space alien, a mighty Moroccan swordsman and his cranky wife, a rapping rabbit, beatnik ghosts, and a killer robot with a bad accent. Can our heroes win their battle with the forces of evil and have some breakfast? Get this epic book and find out!< Less
Now that Osama bin Laden is dead... By Corey DeRosa & Brian Burkey
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This book is guaranteed to... ...make you laugh ...provide you with great one liners ...give you a peak into the mind of a redneck ...give you something to do when your takin' a shit ...provide you... More > with great Facebook posts, tweets or texts ...fill your mind with utter nonsense We guarantee this will make you laugh (or at least lighten up your mood.) This book will make you feel smart (or maybe it will make you feel dumb.) Testimonials- ""This book is fuckin' nonsense...I love it! "" Joe B. ""Helps me take my mind off of real life especially on the toilet!"" Dan B. ""Wow...that's all I can say is Wow!"" Tim G. We promise to include cuss words, nonsense, stereotypical jokes, and stupidity. If you buy RIGHT NOW we will even include bad spelling, grammatical mistakes AND punctuation errors!< Less
Mickey Death in The Winds of Impotence By Eric Knisley
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A sprawling adults-only epic story, a pointed political satire, a joke-a-minute laff-riot, a rollicking funny-animal adventure with cuss words, a smorgasbord of barely legal parody; "Mickey... More > Death in The Winds of Impotence" is all of these and more. The story details the adventures of the giant undead rodent and his friends as they struggle against the forces of oppression and tainted breakfast cereal. Along the way, they meet an Italian-American superhero/zombie recovery specialist/cereal spokesman, a sinister pair of CIA agents, a shape-shifting copyright-busting space alien, a mighty Moroccan swordsman and his cranky wife, a rapping rabbit, beatnik ghosts, and a killer robot with a bad accent. Can our heroes win their battle with the forces of evil and have some breakfast? Get this epic book and find out!< Less
All is Calm? By Nathan Birr
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Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and joy. But for the pastor of a church intent on transforming a simple living nativity into a Christmas Eve extravaganza at the last minute, there’s... More > little room for holiday sentiments. From dramatic rewrites of the biblical Christmas story by a wannabe playwright to construction workers who can’t erect a stable stable, and from dueling gourmets unable to agree on the menu to an energetic 74-year-old woman with grandiose visions of recreating the ancient Holy Land in the sanctuary, the entire event seems destined for failure from the beginning. Throw in a series of mishaps, feuds between choir members, a shortage of actors to play Mary and Joseph, and the pressure of having four days to put it all together, and it’s (almost) enough to make a preacher cuss. Can this church of crazy characters pull off their grand production? And can the true message of Christmas avoid getting lost in all the chaos?< Less
The Witching Hour Book # 3 No Clowing Around By Bill Chapple
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Young Adult readers Beware your in for a nightmare! Witching hour #3 No Clowning Around My name is Max I am horrified of clowns. I was five... More > and me and my best child hood friends cussed MR Cry Baby the Clown. The clown snapped on us breaking a chair through my moms window. I still have nightmares. and now I'm seventeen and coming to age they hunt me and my town. the clowns are not your typical nice clowns. they have a thrust for humans. there toys help them capture and change us all. from small toys with cricked faces to a large man eating toy. no one is safe. I have to get out before its to late or is it?< Less
You Don’t Say! Tongue Twisters, Perverse Proverbs and Foot-in-Mouth Disease By Aubrey Malone
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Many wise words are spoken in jest but many more stupid ones are said in earnest, as this book demonstrates. How about this comment on a football match from Cristiano Ronaldo, for instance:... More > ‘The reason we lost is because we didn’t win.’ Or Ian Wright’s, ‘It took a lot of bottle for Tony Adams to admit he was an alcoholic.’ Or Dave Woods’ remark, ‘The silence is getting louder.’ It makes you think, doesn’t it? There are many others: ‘Abstinence is the thin end of the pledge.’ ‘A comedian who repeats old gags is a clear case of the tale dogging the wag.’ ‘It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.’ ‘Cannabalise legalis.’ A cavalcade of equally regrettable utterances form the basis of this melange of spoonerisms and spectacular ignorance. Aubrey Malone has written a bumber of nooks.< Less
Jake Madrid and the Kikapu Kid By Ken Coleman
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The story of a man, Jake Madrid and a child who he calls the Kickapoo Kid after the Kickapoo Indians who found her wandering alone in the wilderness and their epic journey across the plains of... More > Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska and South Dakota as they strive to reach Deadwood and the goldfields around the black hills. However, the journey isn't without danger as along the way, Jake finds himself battling outlaws, ruffians and Indians as well as the constant battle with the sullen, bad tempered and smart mouthed girl who can cuss as well as any muleskinner and comes out with colorful language that any buffalo hunter would be proud of. Along the way Jake finds himself helping other trouble females and even falling in love with one of them. But violence and tragedy are never far away and they encounter many perils before they can consider themselves safe.< Less
MNPB By S Collins
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"Snarky teenagers and unfortunate circumstances." Arthur, Johnny, Renee and Fiona have been friends for years, having met in an online game forum and kept in touch ever since. It’s... More > not that easy, though. Spread across three timezones, it can get a little difficult to keep up. Even so, time differences are the least of their problems. The novelty of interstate cliques doesn’t protect them from their fair share of tension, and it really piles on in their last week of school, when an unfortunate chain reaction of events is put into motion. Now between Johnny’s slipping grades, Renee’s manipulative side, Fiona struggling with boys and Arthur too scared to tell her how he feels, the connections start to strain until their friendships threaten to come crashing down around them. All because of a midnight snack. Notes: A story told in chatlogs. Warning for heavy use of cuss words.< Less
LONDON'S MOUNTED POLICE 1960 TO 2000 By Andy Petter
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In these memoirs, Andy Petter recalls his life in the Metropolitan Police over 35 years the bulk of which was spent in London's Mounted Branch. This account details the author's early life in the... More > tranquil valleys of the South Downs through a hilarious account of his National Service with the King's Troop Royal Horse Artillery and his early almost Dickensian years on the beat in London's east end. His later account of progress through the mounted branch at virtually every area in London details a remarkable career where political upheaval and terrorism brought him into contact with tragedy and chaos. For the equestrian, there are hilarious accounts of cussed horses with mean streaks that should never have been on the streets to gentle lovable characters that gave lifelong service to a force that sometimes forgot their loyalty. Perhaps it's these anecdotes that give the book its flavour of policing on horseback.< Less

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