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Big E Book of Random Crap Vol.1 By Sam Backhouse
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SAM BACKHOUSE'S BIG E-BOOK OF RANDOM CRAP (BOOK ONE)... This book contains every little book of Random Crap (books 1-7) created from June or July 2012 to November 2013 all in one monster of a book.... More > The book contains comic strips, short stories, poems, doodles, childhood drawings, fake adverts, crowd scenes, crap jokes, crap puzzles, experimental comic strip pages and lots more... This book would make an ideal present for anyone who loves comics and British humour. The main characters I draw include L'il Shrimp, Gobby the boy who never stops talking, Peter the Pissed off Parent, Longface (the boy with the stretchy body), Mister Mad, Rude Dog, Pissed off Snowman, Eric Rose and his big nose, Professor Amazing, Supermarketman, Me (occasionally!) and lots of one off characters... Unfortunately due to certain explicit imagery within the book it is unsuitable for children. I give the book a certificate of 15 much like a film! www.sambackhouse.com< Less
SAM BACKHOUSE'S BIG BOOK OF RANDOM CRAP. By Sam Backhouse
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SAM BACKHOUSE'S BIG BOOK OF RANDOM CRAP (BOOK ONE)... This book contains every little book of Random Crap (books 1-7) created from June or July 2012 to November 2013 all in one monster of a book.... More > The book contains comic strips, short stories, poems, doodles, childhood drawings, fake adverts, crowd scenes, crap jokes, crap puzzles, experimental comic strip pages and lots more... This book would make an ideal present for anyone who loves comics and British humour. The main characters I draw include L'il Shrimp, Gobby the boy who never stops talking, Peter the Pissed off Parent, Longface (the boy with the stretchy body), Mister Mad, Rude Dog, Pissed off Snowman, Eric Rose and his big nose, Professor Amazing, Supermarketman, Me (occasionally!) and lots of one off characters... Unfortunately due to certain explicit imagery within the book it is unsuitable for children. I give the book a certificate of 15 much like a film! www.sambackhouse.co.uk Book trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgUgXN_dA4k< Less
(Satire) Let's Kill All the Belgians: A Child's Guide to Genocide By Danny Wind
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Anyone can name a multitude of great musical, artistic, architectural, and other cultural achievements from most European countries: France, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands. But what about Belgium,... More > and its ten million people? What has it contributed to world culture? Fluffy waffles. A few varieties of beer and chocolate. That's about it. Which raises the question: what have the Belgians been doing with their time instead? Maybe Belgium chokes the world with its sweet, sweet waffles to divert us from its growing imperialist ambitions, as the Belgians build a war machine on a scale undreamt of by Alexander or Genghis Khan. As America dithers in the Middle East, its true enemy gathers strength far closer to home. This essential instuctional manual will teach America's children about the growing Belgian threat, and tell them how to combat the coming invasion. Buy it now--because tomorrow may be too late. (Satire)< Less
(Satire) Let's Kill All the Belgians: A Child's Guide to Genocide By Danny Wind
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Anyone can name a multitude of great musical, artistic, architectural, and other cultural achievements from most European countries: France, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands. But what about Belgium,... More > and its ten million people? What has it contributed to world culture? Fluffy waffles. A few varieties of beer and chocolate. That's about it. Which raises the question: what have the Belgians been doing with their time instead? Maybe Belgium chokes the world with its sweet, sweet waffles to divert us from its growing imperialist ambitions, as the Belgians build a war machine on a scale undreamt of by Alexander or Genghis Khan. As America dithers in the Middle East, its true enemy gathers strength far closer to home. This essential instuctional manual will teach America's children about the growing Belgian threat, and tell them how to combat the coming invasion. Buy it now--because tomorrow may be too late. (Satire)< Less
The Dodo's Egg (Ebook) By IAN ROSS
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Professor Thomas, a teacher at an all boys boarding school, sneaks into a secret menagerie one evening and steals an egg – a warm egg – but it’s not just any egg, it’s the... More > egg of a bird that’s supposed to be extinct – the Dodo. The Professor is kidnapped by the mute henchman of a wealthy and greedy egg collector. The egg is left unattended, but two of the Professor’s pupils and the school bully, get caught up in the plot. What will happen to the egg? And where on earth has it come from? Is it fake? It can’t possibly be a real Dodo egg or could it?< Less
human society By Chris Garcia
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This is a book about When I was in a foster home and the journey it took me to get to the“Human Society”a place ware KIDS get adopted the same way animals would,like when people take them... More > to the Humane Society they would need to take some test to see if they are adopted able for society. In my book I have Doctors doing the same test on kids.They move the food plate around to see if he or she would snap at them.If any children don’t pass the test,they would be put down.The kids live in cages and made up hallway names like Confuse Inn,Clean Inn,and other Inns.The doctors choose what Inns.would best fit the child so they don’t get into a fight with each other.It’s like a prison to the kids that live there,They need to find a way out of this place.Going throw the hunted woods is a way.little did I know my life would change this December.My parents were taken from me.I don't know why or why it had to happen to me.May be if I never went to the bathroom,I might of known..< Less
human society By Chris Garcia
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This is a book about When I was in a foster home and the journey it took me to get to the“Human Society”a place ware KIDS get adopted the same way animals would,like when people take them... More > to the Humane Society they would need to take some test to see if they are adopted able for society. In my book I have Doctors doing the same test on kids.They move the food plate around to see if he or she would snap at them.If any children don’t pass the test,they would be put down.The kids live in cages and made up hallway names like Confuse Inn,Clean Inn,and other Inns.The doctors choose what Inns.would best fit the child so they don’t get into a fight with each other.It’s like a prison to the kids that live there,They need to find a way out of this place.Going throw the hunted woods is a way.little did I know my life would change this December.My parents were taken from me.I don't know why or why it had to happen to me.May be if I never went to the bathroom,I might of known..< Less
Cap'n Blacktooth and the Golden Waffle By Martin Nicholson
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The Golden Waffle is lost... After being double dared by her big brother Steven to put Grandmas good set of sticky false teeth in her mouth. Karen is transported to a world three feet to the left... More > where she is known as Cap'n Blacktooth. A world where pirates have safety inspections, lost items are never completely lost and crab cakes are delicious from a little restaurant called Eatsies. With a little help from her ragtag crew, Uncle Squidge, Tizzle, Moles Moles and Tatty Biscuits can Karen and her crew find the Golden Waffle and reunite it once more with her ship the Trumpy Bum? Or will it fall into the sinister hands of Captain Defunte and his soul trapped crew? Along the way karen meets a ghost with a liking for chocolate cake, a cat riding fairy and a loveable fake psychic who plays the harmonica. All this and more in Cap'n Blacktooth and the Golden Waffle head over to http://www.storiesaboutpirates.com/ for more information< Less
Mobile Phone Wizard By Collin Daugton
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The No.1 Phone Book Highlights and Benefits of This Book • Monitoring someone with your phone {monitor your business partner, spouse, employee, children, etc} • Pregnancy Test with your... More > mobile phone • Common faults in mobile phones • Unlocking Phone codes, Pin codes • Software special repairing codes for all phones • Unlocking a phone that is blocked as a result of entering wrong password • How to locate a company’s address with your mobile phone • Getting medical attention on your phone • Personalizing your barring code • Blocking some people’s line from calling your mobile phone line • Locking your call credit for people not to use it • Knowing the expiring date of a phone and knowing if it is really brand new before buying it • Identifying fake and original phones and date of manufacture< Less
God doesn't talk to me when I wear my purple hat By John Broken Willow
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A book for people who have some interest in hippy dippy things, but don’t necessarily take them entirely seriously. A comedy, scientific study of practices, whose practitioners reject... More > science. Ever wondered how to fake an aura photo? Communicate with aliens using only copper piping? Cure cancer by bashing a gong? Turn water into medicine? Gain extra strands of DNA by email? Want to know the real powers of the mind, body and soul? This book has all this and much more! This book is not suitable for children. This is the second edition to the book "Yoghurt Weaving in a Nutshell" (2009)< Less