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Farting in Church By Anthony Elmore
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Farting in Church is seven religiously irreverent and somewhat fictionalized tales of my mistakes and occasional triumphs.
Baboon Fart Story By Phronk
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In a 2014 blog post by author Chuck Wendig, he addressed the truism that self publishing is the only real choice for authors today: “I can literally write the word ‘fart’ 100,000... More > times and slap a cover of [a] baboon urinating into his own mouth, then upload that cool motherfucker right to Amazon. Nobody would stop me. Whereas, at the Kept Gates, a dozen editors and agents would slap my Baboon Fart Story to the ground like an errant badminton birdie.” Should we just take Chuck’s word for it? Of course not. His hypothesis, like any other, needs to be put to the test. Science, bitch. Can one simply walk into self-publishing like a damn hobbit? This book is the word “fart” written 100 000 times. You are literally about to buy the word "fart," written over and over. There is a picture of a baboon drinking piss on the cover for some reason, but other than that, it's a whole lot of "fart." It's also a biting critique of quality control in self-publishing or something.< Less
Fart Fetish - Butt Naturally By Neelima Stevens
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Do you have a fart fetish? When you watch your favorite, sexy actress on-screen, do you wonder what it would be to sniff her farts or hear them? I am your woman who knows exactly where you come from... More > and why this thing makes you come. Are you an ass-man who loves the female butt, and everything about it, including the wicked wind that comes out of it? Do you feel that you will be laughed at or be branded as weird for expressing your desire because most females will think that having this fetish is ‘disgusting’. Well, let me tell you nothing is disgusting or disturbing as long as it does not hurt anyone. A fart never hurt anyone, it is funny and if it is sexy to some, well it is! It is high time these girls knew that you are turned on by their farts and take them a compliment. Let the wind blow!< Less
How Rude is Farting? By Linda Corby
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How rude is farting is a collection of true funny stories, which either involved farting or things connected with farting. Be surprised, beware, straight talking outspoken yet still suitable for all... More > ages. Presuming they have a sence of humour.< Less
How Rude is Farting? By Linda Corby
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How rude is farting is a collection of true funny stories, which either involved farting or things connected with farting. Be surprised, beware, straight talking outspoken yet still suitable for all... More > ages. Presuming they have a sence of humour.< Less
Trevor the Burping, Farting Goblin By Jonathan Evans
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Trevor is a goblin - a goblin with serious problems. He farts, he burps, he is in a heap of trouble and he has just landed in the back garden of two teenagers. Sisters Hannah and Phoebe are plunged... More > into a world of mythical mayhem, troublesome trolls, uncivilized unicorns, dangerous dragons, a wicked witch and a lot of farting after Hannah finds the mean, green, stink machine in the bottom of her school bag. Arrogant Trevor needs Hannah and Phoebe to help him save his world from a tyrant and together the three of them embark on an adventure filled with laughter, fantasy and danger as they attempt to bring peace to his land. Trevor is a story filled with action, magic and a fair dose of sarcasm.< Less
Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo By David Allen
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"Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo" is just one of the many sayings that are peppered thoughout this book. Tag along in the journey and adventurers of John "Bud" Ellis as he... More > grows up in the beautiful Wyoming landscape. From his earliest memory of 5 years old to present, enjoy his unbelieveable tales of defending his "Johnny Cookies" with his silver plated cap pistols; his brother thinking he has fallen into the outhouse toliet and drowned; his stealing the Sheriff's car; his dancing abilities; his hard-hitting fist fighting; his helping hand that is offered to everyone in need. John Ellis has enjoyed a life of humor, dispair, moral character building, wisdom, maturity and understanding. With his quotable sayings that slide off his lips with ease, you will be able to picture exactly what he is talking about and it will brighten your reading enjoyment. His adventures from being "all boy" to a manhood are stories that will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. Come enjoy the adventure.< Less
Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo By David Allen
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"Colder Than A Fart In A Dead Eskimo" is just one of the many sayings that are peppered thoughout this book. Tag along in the journey and adventurers of John "Bud" Ellis as he... More > grows up in the beautiful Wyoming landscape. From his earliest memory of 5 years old to present, enjoy his unbelieveable tales of defending his "Johnny Cookies" with his silver plated cap pistols; his brother thinking he has fallen into the outhouse toliet and drowned; his stealing the Sheriff's car; his dancing abilities; his hard-hitting fist fighting; his helping hand that is offered to everyone in need. John Ellis has enjoyed a life of humor, dispair, moral character building, wisdom, maturity and understanding. With his quotable sayings that slide off his lips with ease, you will be able to picture exactly what he is talking about and it will brighten your reading enjoyment. His adventures from being "all boy" to a manhood are stories that will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. Come enjoy the adventure.< Less
55 Word Brain Farts: The Central Coast By Gary Canant
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An unorthodox travel guide to the wonders (and wonders?) of the beautiful California Central Coast. The inspiration for 55 word stories comes from a 55 word fiction contest run yearly by a local... More > newspaper that is designed to sharpen writing skills. The 55 word limit is a discipline that keeps the stories crisp, concise and fun to read.< Less
55 Word Brain Farts: The Central Coast PDF By Gary Canant
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An unorthodox travel guide to the wonders (and wonders?) of the beautiful California Central Coast. The inspiration for 55 word stories comes from a 55 word fiction contest run yearly by a local... More > newspaper that is designed to sharpen writing skills. The 55 word limit is a discipline that keeps the stories crisp, concise and fun to read< Less