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Funny Buisness By Kate Richardson
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I wrote this book at a young age, and you could say it is quite childlike. Suitable for children and adults alike.
Monsters Say: "Eat More Green Stuff, Children" By Piso Mojado
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The Monster Family fears that they will be eaten by children. The monsters decide to create a television program to encourage human children to eat vegetables instead. Their show becomes wildly... More > popular, but an oil cartel named Soco Poco, fearing that green stuff will replace greasy food, begin their own campaign. Soon the Monster Family is accused of starting a terrible world-wide epidemic. Human beings drink large glasses of oil at every meal and eat only oil-soaked food in order to protect themselves from Holotta Huey, the disease wrought by the Monster Family. The monsters are banned from the airwaves and flee to their home at the top of an oak tree. This ripped-from-current-headlines ebook is being published at a time when it is rumored that the Holotta Huey pandemic has spread to Washington D.C. and other major cities in the world.< Less
Because It's Funny By jamie Doyle
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I say some of the things that I say in Children's Ministry Presentations and Kid-Show Performances... because it's funny! You should always have something fun, funny, witty, or just plain silly to... More > say to your audience. Whether it's planned or ready to cover a mistake; a funny quote, pun, gag or joke should always be in your pocket. 40 Pages of funny things to say that have worked for me over the years - maybe some of these things will work for you too.< Less
My buddies... and the funny things they do. By Clay Westfall
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I never knew that kids could be so funny! This book is a treasure of the many hilarious things that my three sons have said over the past couple years. “David, your shoes are on the wrong... More > feet.” “No they aren’t daddy, these are my feet.” Kids grow up so fast… I had to write it all down so you could also enjoy the sweet, cute and funny things that these boys do and say. Thank God for my buddies…< Less
Hilarious Things That Kids Say By James Egan
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How do old people die? I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity! I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today. You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me? I want to... More > become a scientist so I can pick up chicks. I broke my milk! I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall. I got salmonella from a creme egg. Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER! When I grow up, I want to be a tiger. I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food! Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop. My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.< Less
Kids Say the Craziest Things By David Babcock, Diane Babcock
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Kids Say the Craziest Things is a compilation of hilariously funny, cute, and wonderfully naive things children have said to their parents in everyday private moments, as told to the Mother and Child... More > Reunion parenting magazine.< Less
Kids Say the Craziest Things By David Babcock, Diane Babcock
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Kids Say the Craziest Things is a compilation of hilariously funny, cute, and wonderfully naive things children have said to their parents in everyday private moments, as told to the Mother and Child... More > Reunion parenting magazine.< Less
Funny Ha Ha: Rhymes, Riddles and Jokes By Sandra Staines
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What did the one earthworm say to the other earthworm? Talk to the tail; you’re beneath me. Where does the devil stay when he visits earth? Helsinki. Where do hitchhikers, backpackers and... More > travellers go when they die? Rome. What did the one Facebook page say to the other Facebook page? Like me, will you? What did one pine tree say to the other pine tree? You know I’ll pine for you when they cut you down, don’t you. What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea? A poisonous thought. What did the one boulder say to the other boulder? You rock my world.< Less
My Crazy Kids and the Things they Say By Amy Curran
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Record the hilarious things your children say and do in this beautifully illustrated Journal. They are only little once, make sure you remember it all.
Crazy Noah Says... (And Nataleigh & Nathan, too!) By Jennifer Whiteford
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A collection of the funny things my kids say, surrounded by photos I've taken of them while we're out living life and having fun!