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EDENISMS A Collection of Quips, Quotes, & Quizzical Queries, Starring Eden Rain Paolucci: Child Extraordinaire By Anthony Paolucci
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On June 8th 2004, a very unique little girl was born. By the age of two, she was already spouting inspirational quotes and questions that would trigger a combination of laughter, creative ideas, and... More > profound thoughts. Presented here is a record of these musings and anecdotes, documented by the author and father of this sparkling individual.< Less
EDENISMS A Collection of Quips, Quotes, & Quizzical Queries, Starring Eden Rain Paolucci: Child Extraordinaire By Anthony Paolucci
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On June 8th 2004, a very unique little girl was born. By the age of two, she was already spouting inspirational quotes and questions that would trigger a combination of laughter, creative ideas, and... More > profound thoughts. Presented here is a record of these musings and anecdotes, documented by the author and father of this sparkling individual.< Less
The Quest of Childe Isaac By Jeffrey Melnick
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Join Isaac in this story fashioned as a literary epic for children! It's sprinkled with tongue-in-cheek writing that adults will most likely die in laughter from, peppered with amazing 4K graphics,... More > and whipped into a delicious sugary hunk of real book-like stuff! If you're a fan of sprinkles, pepper, and hunks of stuff, You're sure to have a great time! "This is definitely a book." - Jeff Melnick "Reading Quest of Isaac cured my kidney stones!" - Mysterious Stranger speaking to your children in the grocery store "I'm certain the quotes on the back cover are not made up!" - A fedora wearing guy on Reddit< Less
The Impudent Child's Picture Book of Poetry By Lela Dowling
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'The Impudent Child's Picture Book of Poetry' is an illustrated book of humorous verse and quotes. Parents be warned-- although this book is ostensibly a children's book, it is not what you'd call... More > politically correct,(Which means baby-sitters and relatives roped into reading a bedtime story to the kids will find it far more bearable than the usual fare!) All in color, the style is very similar to artist Wallace Tripp's wonderfully illustrated little books, 'A Great Big Ugly Man Came Up and Tied His Horse to Me' or 'Marguerite, Go Wash Your Feet'. About the artist/writer -- Lela Dowling has been involved in the field of fantasy, science fiction, cartooning and comic book art since 1976. Her pen and ink style, embellished with watercolor, is primarily influenced by the English Illustrator Arthur Rackham and 'Pogo' cartoonist Walt Kelly. When she's too lazy to write her own stuff, she relies on dead writers and poets to provide the vehicle for her humorous scribblings.< Less
Kwotes Frum Kindergarten By Cyndy LoMonaco
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A collection of actual funny quotes from kindergarten students, sure to make you laugh. The author says teaching kindergarten was like having free entertainment everyday. She agrees that kids... More > definitely say "the darndest things"! Be transported to the time when you were carefree, you trusted everyone and wanted everyone to be friends; when your biggest decision was what color you wanted to use for the flower you just drew. An easy read with lots of humor, smiles for every reader.< Less
OMG My Kids Said WHAT? By gwen wheeler
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This is a collection of quotes from my three children, compiled over the last five years. They are alternately funny, heartwarming, and OMG LOL. "'OMG My Kids Said What?' Is a great collection... More > of quotes, stories and annecdotes that really show the frankness of children. An enjoyable, honest read that left me smiling." - Dust Jacket Wasteland Reviews "Funny, honest, and all too familiar... from having children and from once having been a child." - Dennis Sharpe, Author of "Destroyer of Worlds"< Less
Please Take My Kids! By Torran/Michelle Bagamary/Iglesias
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A witty collection of quotes perfect for parents raising defiant teens, stubborn youths, spoiled offspring, obnoxious younglings,and bratty adolescents.
Please Take My Kids! By Torran/Michelle Bagamary/Iglesias
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A witty collection of quotes perfect for parents raising defiant teens, stubborn youths, spoiled offspring, obnoxious younglings,and bratty adolescents.
The Official "I Hate Women" Jokebook By Rob Loughran
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While researching and editing other jokebooks I noticed that the debasement of women is a recurrent theme in American humor and oral tradition. Here is a comprehensive collection of jokes about... More > women, highlighted by quotes from Sigmund Freud, Martin Luther, Roseanne Barr, Will Durst, Menander, Anthony Trollope, Claude Renoir and others.< Less
You Are All Unique, Just Like Everybody Else (I couldn't make this stuff up) By Suretta Williams
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Suretta has spent the last several years watching the interaction between her three young adult children and sharing the details with others. Those who heard her stories and accounts commented that... More > she should write them down and placed between the covers of a book. This is a book that will make you smile. It will also show how the world is seen in the eyes of child(ren) of any age. You may contact Suretta at www.lulu.com/slwriter1120 or slwriter1120@aol.com.< Less