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A Generic Fantasy: A Nameless Hero And Purposeless Villains By Michael Jardine
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A Generic Fantasy: A Nameless Hero And Purposeless Villains is the story of a girl who, for unclear reason, was forced to leave home and make a name for herself. After a random band of bandits had... More > savagely slaughtered her parents, Jessica was left in a lurch. With no one to take her in, she did the only reasonable thing she could think of: she began a life changing quest to extract vengeance against a random band of bandits. As her journey begins, she meets several people who vow to help this random stranger. Steve The Juggler Of Tame Animals, a bard. Zach Of The West, a forester. Whelan The Mighty, a famous hero. Michael The Gardener, a... gardener. And Cassandra The Caustic, a mysterious mage of helpful healing. A truly "epic" tale, this Generic Fantasy novel is the first of a seven book Generic Fantasy series. A series that follows the tale of Jessica The Nameless, and her struggle to avenge her parents, discover the truth behind the randomness of life, and give herself the name she deserves.< Less
101 Drinking Quotes By Crombie Jardine
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A collection of light-hearted quotes on drinking from the likes of comedian Dave Barry and Hollywood screen legend Humphrey Bogart to philosophers and writers through the ages, such as Plato and... More > Ernest Hemingway.< Less
101 Dog Quotes By Crombie Jardine
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This collection of quotes on the subject of dogs brings together comments from the likes of writers such as Ambrose Bierce and Franklin P. Jones to dog trainers such as Barbara Woodhouse. Man’s... More > love of dogs and dogs’ deserving, devoted nature shines through.< Less
Shite Excuses By Crombie Jardine
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This little book offers a collection of the strangest and weirdest excuses ever given to employers, spouses, dentists, doctors, teachers - in fact, anybody. Don't just use any old excuse - dare to... More > have fun and be different! Excuses are grouped by category: work, church, dating, traffic, etc.< Less
Shit! (It Happens) By Crombie Jardine
eBook (ePub): $3.18
Ever thought that life is full of shit? That’s because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm’s been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink.... More > There’s no milk in the fridge, the bread’s gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.< Less
"Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up" and Other Will Rogers Quotes By Crombie Jardine
eBook (ePub): $3.27
Part Cherokee, part American, William Penn Adair Rogers was a humorist and actor. He starred in 50 silent and 21 talking films, and in 1934 he was voted the most popular actor in Hollywood. He was... More > also a radio broadcaster, author, and newspaper columnist. Rogers was also a keen aviation advocate, to the extent that he was nicknamed the ‘Patron Saint of Aviation’. He was friends with the American aviator Wiley Post (1898-1935). They both died when their Lockheed plane crashed shortly after take-off near Point Barrow, Alaska, on 15 August 1935. This collection consists of over 100 quotes that best portray the wit, wisdom and humour of Will Rogers.< Less
"He Has Van Gogh's Ear for Music" and Other Famous Insults By Crombie Jardine
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This collection of funny quotes brings together the wit and bitchiness of a range of famous people from Muhammad Ali to Oscar Wilde, from Ralph Waldo Emerson’s time to the present day. Whether... More > you favour Billy Wilder’s “He’s got Van Gogh’s ear for music”, Clive James’ pithy description of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s physique or the dry, understated humour of William Whitelaw, there’s plenty here to make you snigger to yourself.< Less
The Little Book of Mother-in-Law Jokes By Crombie Jardine
eBook (ePub): $2.47
‘Mother-in-law’: a title guaranteed to evoke a wide range of emotions in husbands up and down the country. Indeed, this particular busybody, sticking her oar in when it’s not... More > wanted, is the butt of jokes the world over. This small collection of mother-in-law jokes is designed to be a little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day... Just remember: you’re not alone!< Less
The Best Dorothy Parker Quotes By Crombie Jardine
eBook (ePub): $2.86
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was an American author, poet, screenwriter, critic, satirist and civil rights activist noted for her wit and cutting repartee. This collection of over 100 quotes is... More > designed to showcase her famous humour.< Less
The World's Greatest Golf Quotes By Crombie Jardine
eBook (ePub): $6.41
Golf. Love it or hate it, it’s a sport that attracts millions of avid fans from all over the world. Bruce Lansky said, ‘Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think... More > it was my ex-wife...’ whereas Buddy Hackett reckoned that, ‘Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. This is a wide-ranging collection of quotes from international golfers, golf lovers and observers which we hope you will find amusing and thought-provoking.< Less