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Funny Things Our Kids Say By Brent Riggs
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"…where laughter lives!" is a series of books inspired by the Riggs Family Blog (www.riggsfamilyblog.com)
From the Mouths of Babes: A collection of the funny things kids say By Ryan Fearing
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Every teacher wishes they would have written down and made a book of all of the funny things their students have said. This is that book! This is a collection of funny things I have captured from... More > the mouths of kids.< Less
Hilarious Things That Kids Say By James Egan
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How do old people die? I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity! I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today. You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me? I want to... More > become a scientist so I can pick up chicks. I broke my milk! I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall. I got salmonella from a creme egg. Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER! When I grow up, I want to be a tiger. I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food! Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop. My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.< Less
Kids Say the Craziest Things By David Babcock, Diane Babcock
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Kids Say the Craziest Things is a compilation of hilariously funny, cute, and wonderfully naive things children have said to their parents in everyday private moments, as told to the Mother and Child... More > Reunion parenting magazine.< Less
Kids Say the Craziest Things By David Babcock, Diane Babcock
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Kids Say the Craziest Things is a compilation of hilariously funny, cute, and wonderfully naive things children have said to their parents in everyday private moments, as told to the Mother and Child... More > Reunion parenting magazine.< Less
My Crazy Kids and the Things they Say By Amy Curran
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Record the hilarious things your children say and do in this beautifully illustrated Journal. They are only little once, make sure you remember it all.
Because It's Funny By jamie Doyle
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I say some of the things that I say in Children's Ministry Presentations and Kid-Show Performances... because it's funny! You should always have something fun, funny, witty, or just plain silly to... More > say to your audience. Whether it's planned or ready to cover a mistake; a funny quote, pun, gag or joke should always be in your pocket. 40 Pages of funny things to say that have worked for me over the years - maybe some of these things will work for you too.< Less
Stupid Things Doctors & Nurses Say & Do to Kids in the Hospital By Mackenzie Kuzlik
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Mackenzie is a 12-year-old girl. She is frequently in the hospital. During her visits, she hears funny, unusual, and sometimes stupid things said by doctors and nurses. This book is a compilation... More > of the most outrageous conversations and encounters. Ideal for any kid who has ever spent time in the hospital, this book will make you laugh out loud.< Less
My buddies... and the funny things they do. By Clay Westfall
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I never knew that kids could be so funny! This book is a treasure of the many hilarious things that my three sons have said over the past couple years. “David, your shoes are on the wrong... More > feet.” “No they aren’t daddy, these are my feet.” Kids grow up so fast… I had to write it all down so you could also enjoy the sweet, cute and funny things that these boys do and say. Thank God for my buddies…< Less
Hilarious Things That Mums Say By James Egan
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The sheep are being racist again! Why she can’t be addicted to heroin like a normal person! I couldn’t sleep! I was too excited and I couldn’t stop thinking about my morning... More > porridge. Don’t do drugs! You still have a cold! Robocop is just Jesus with a robot. I can’t get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer aren’t doing their job. I can’t find Noah’s Ark under the “True Stories.” I don’t have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids. There’s no blood in your fingers. Having a child is like having a hairless puppy that learns to talk. Don’t point at the hippo! It might bite your arm off and get sick and then we might get in trouble. Your suit nearly hides your moobs. You seem to get on well with my son in spite of his small hands and girly laugh. Is there kangaroo in beef pie? Tell your cereal to stop being so loud. Skype is working! I have so many Internets! I’ll never forget what I got on my second date. Pregnant.< Less