It's So Hard To Type With A Gun In My Mouth is a collection of essays and short stories from TV writer/playwright,comedian, Steve Bluestein. If you love to laugh... you will love this book.
Here is... More > what one reader had to say:
I actually finished reading your book a couple of weeks ago and (naively) thought it would be easy to tell you what the experience was like for me…but that hasn’t been the case.
I turned page after page…never knowing who would turn up next. The contrasts between the two stories -- charming reminisces about the adventures of the “adult” that made me laugh out loud…and the jarring “back stories” of the little boy that tore at my heart and brought tears to my eyes…became more and more difficult to reconcile.I was deeply affected by your book, Steve -- not merely as a reader, but as a human being. And it is the human being who is finally sharing this honest and open message with you and applauding you for having the courage to write it.< Less
"Calling Detroit Home" will take through the history of Detroit,Michigan and tell about some of the people that help make the city what it is today. You will get angry, cry and even laugh... More > but most of all you will know the true history of a great city.How the youngest Mayor the city has ever seen career hang in balance after evidence of a extramarital affair contradicts his sworn statement in a whistleblowers case.< Less
Have you ever wondered how your ancestors lived? Or how much of the life you were born into has been due to the way they lived their lives? In this book, the narrator relates her day-to-day existence... More > with the aid of a journal and embarks on a journey of discovery as she researches the lives of her ancestors on the internet. She discovers how differently they lived but how familiarly they loved, laughed and cried. From the secret world of smuggling on the Sussex Coast, through tempestuous times in Yorkshire and Wiltshire with the onset of the Industrial Revolution, to the trenches of World War 1, we learn about the Luddite rebellion, the Swing Riots and the surge of Protestant Nonconformism. We are taken back to a time when men scraped a living off the land and young girls left home to become servants for the rich and powerful. Chimney sweeps, midwives, thieves and fishmongers are just some of the people we meet along the way. Ordinary people living the most extraordinary lives.< Less
Have you ever wondered how your ancestors lived? Or how much of the life you were born into has been due to the way they lived their lives? In this book, the narrator relates her day-to-day existence... More > with the aid of a journal and embarks on a journey of discovery as she researches the lives of her ancestors on the internet. She discovers how differently they lived but how familiarly they loved, laughed and cried. From the secret world of smuggling on the Sussex Coast, through tempestuous times in Yorkshire and Wiltshire with the onset of the Industrial Revolution, to the trenches of World War 1, we learn about the Luddite rebellion, the Swing Riots and the surge of Protestant Nonconformism. We are taken back to a time when men scraped a living off the land and young girls left home to become servants for the rich and powerful. Chimney sweeps, midwives, thieves and fishmongers are just some of the people we meet along the way. Ordinary people living the most extraordinary lives.< Less
In the days before ‘bathroom readers’ were articles in newsprints called ‘cynic columns’ where humor mixed with wit mixed with ridiculed events of the day were both laughed... More > and scoffed at. Ambrose Bierce decided it would be a great laugh to write a dictionary of his favorite words and their ‘truest’ definitions. Mixed in to words are descriptions in prose and humoristic poetry because words mean more than they are.
This book is a jab at the stoic and content and a riot of joy, humor and all around ridiculousness. As the title indicates, only someone with devilish intent would dare cross so many moral boundaries.
Includes a biography of the Author as well as classic art images.< Less
"Hilarious." "Witty and clever." "A laugh riot." These are just a few examples of the critical praise from the author for his book, "Empty Thoughts." A... More > follow-up to his first book, "Shaneanigans," "Empty Thoughts" is a window into his mind, and the comical opinions and anecdotes that float around in there. Learn how he really feels about sports, relationships, pets, and much more. Don't be shy.< Less
"Hilarious." "Witty and clever." "A laugh riot." These are just a few examples of the critical praise from the author for his new book, "Empty Thoughts." A... More > follow-up to his first book, "Shaneanigans," "Empty Thoughts" is a window into his mind, and the comical opinions and anecdotes that float around in there. Learn how he really feels about sports, relationships, pets, and much more. Don't be shy.< Less
A fast paced funny Comedy Horror. I think the title kind of gives away what's going to happen here. Both a homage to B-Movie Horror films and a Coming of age story ATTACK OF THE 400 NAMEKD... More > SLEEPWALKERS is a laugh riot, flinging thousands of jokes your way in the hope that something will stick!< Less
