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Naughty Wedding Limericks By Daniel Blue
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Relieve the stress of planning for the big day with these fun wedding themed limericks. They are irreverent and naughty while some are downright filthy but are only meant to put a smile on your... More > face. Come join the brides and grooms who live in a world of the chaotic and the absurd and chortle at their adventures and misfortunes as they go about negotiating that special time in their lives.< Less
Naughty Wedding Limericks By Daniel Blue
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Relieve the stress of planning for the big day with these fun wedding themed limericks. They are irreverent and naughty while some are downright filthy but are only meant to put a smile on your... More > face. Come join the brides and grooms who live in a world of the chaotic and the absurd and chortle at their misfortune as they go about negotiating that special time in their lives.< Less
Lewd Gay Limericks By Daniel Blue
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Limericks should be a little bawdy; these take that theme a little bit further but are intended purely to put a smile upon your face.
Deliciously Blue Limericks By Daniel Blue
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To be good limericks need to be a little bad. Bad as in a little bit naughty. Absurd, irreverent and filthy, these limericks are definitely for Adults Only as they cover straight, gay, bisexual and... More > transsexual topics. This collection includes both limerick poems of three or more verses and short stand-alone limericks. Sometimes a little bit of naughty filth is just what you need. Step inside to indulge your wicked sense of humour. These are two of the cleaner limericks in the book: Having married into a rich family Jenny thought her days were made Only to discover that she was still expected to cook, clean and get laid I’ll have none of that she said As she leapt up from his bed Round the front I’m well used but round the back I’m still a maid Mick was a builder who always showed his crack It was a badge of honour; not to do so would lack Appropriate code So he always showed The furry path down to his musky one-eyed jack< Less
Deliciously Blue Limericks By Daniel Blue
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To be good limericks need to be a little bad. Bad as in a little bit naughty. Absurd, irreverent and filthy, these limericks are definitely for Adults Only as they cover straight, gay, bisexual and... More > transsexual topics. This collection includes both limerick poems of three or more verses and short stand-alone limericks. Sometimes a little bit of naughty filth is just what you need. Step inside to indulge your wicked sense of humour. These are two of the cleaner limericks in the book: Having married into a rich family Jenny thought her days were made Only to discover that she was still expected to cook, clean and get laid I’ll have none of that she said As she leapt up from his bed Round the front I’m well used but round the back I’m still a maid Mick was a builder who always showed his crack It was a badge of honour; not to do so would lack Appropriate code So he always showed The furry path down to his musky one-eyed jack< Less
Filthy Hampshire Limericks By Stuart Pidd
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Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy. The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as... More > filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile. Stokes Bay A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say There was soon a howl of protest People objected to the vim and zest Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play Purbrook There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit And open up her blouse and display her right tit Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’< Less
101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS: Volume Two By Gary Kuyper
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IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR! The long awaited Volume Two of the popular '101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS' series is raunchier, more daring and much funnier than Volume One! This collection... More > of totally new and fresh humorous prose is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud! A MUST FOR ALL SERIOUS COLLECTORS OF LIMERICKS!< Less
Naughty in Less Than 140 Characters By Daniel Blue
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Sometimes it is nice to be naughty. Put a smile on someone's face with these naughty mini short stories and limericks all of which are 140 characters or less.
Feathers Ruffled By Daniel Blue
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Your feathers will be ruffled after you have finished reading this if you are conservative in any way. Feathers Ruffled is a humorous collection of lyrics, jokes, verse and limericks from the pen of... More > Daniel Blue. It is by turns silly, naughty, smutty, filthy, over-the-top, fun, irreverent, grotesque and downright absurd. I had great fun writing this and I hope that you will have fun reading it. It is most definitely not to be taken seriously at all. Knock knock. Who is there? Dainty. Dainty who? Dainty Dill. Dainty Dill who? Dainty Dill Icious. Dainty Dill Icious who? Dainty Dill Icious Doll. Dainty Dill Icious Doll who? Dainty Dill Icious Doll on your doorstep is desperate for a good seeing to. Now open up big man; you’ve got some work to do. There once was a young bride from the outback Whose husband had an incredibly hairy nut sack OMG! That poor bride cried out in disgust For over her lady-garden she often fussed So she took out a razor and his fur did attack< Less
Feathers Ruffled By Daniel Blue
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Your feathers will be ruffled after you have finished reading this if you are conservative in any way. Feathers Ruffled is a humorous collection of lyrics, jokes, verse and limericks from the pen of... More > Daniel Blue. It is by turns silly, naughty, smutty, filthy, over-the-top, fun, irreverent, grotesque and downright absurd. I had great fun writing this and I hope that you will have fun reading it. It is most definitely not to be taken seriously at all. Knock knock. Who is there? Dainty. Dainty who? Dainty Dill. Dainty Dill who? Dainty Dill Icious. Dainty Dill Icious who? Dainty Dill Icious Doll. Dainty Dill Icious Doll who? Dainty Dill Icious Doll on your doorstep is desperate for a good seeing to. Now open up big man; you’ve got some work to do. There once was a young bride from the outback Whose husband had an incredibly hairy nut sack OMG! That poor bride cried out in disgust For over her lady-garden she often fussed So she took out a razor and his fur did attack< Less