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Deliciously Blue Limericks
eBook (ePub): $1.49
To be good limericks need to be a little bad. Bad as in a little bit naughty. Absurd, irreverent and filthy, these limericks are definitely for Adults Only as they cover straight, gay, bisexual and... More > transsexual topics. This collection includes both limerick poems of three or more verses and short stand-alone limericks. Sometimes a little bit of naughty filth is just what you need. Step inside to indulge your wicked sense of humour. These are two of the cleaner limericks in the book: Having married into a rich family Jenny thought her days were made Only to discover that she was still expected to cook, clean and get laid I’ll have none of that she said As she leapt up from his bed Round the front I’m well used but round the back I’m still a maid Mick was a builder who always showed his crack It was a badge of honour; not to do so would lack Appropriate code So he always showed The furry path down to his musky one-eyed jack< Less
Filthy Hampshire Limericks
eBook (ePub): $1.68
Warning: These limericks are for broadminded adults only as they are, as the name suggests, somewhat filthy. In fact, make that downright filthy. The good folk of Hampshire are nowhere near as... More > filthy, perverted and sleazy as I have made them out to be in this collection of limericks. It is all done in jest because sometimes a little bit of filth is just what you need to lighten your mood and make you smile. Stokes Bay A man once went down to the beach at Stokes Bay There he disrobed; he was butt-nekkid, as they say There was soon a howl of protest People objected to the vim and zest Of his heat-seeking missile as he brought it into play Purbrook There was an unfortunate woman from Purbrook Who repeatedly for a man was somehow mistook So she would lift her skirt and show her large clit And open up her blouse and display her right tit Men said ‘Please Mister, may we have another look?’< Less
101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS: Volume Two
eBook (ePub): $2.99
IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR! The long awaited Volume Two of the popular '101 Politically Incorrect LIMERICKS' series is raunchier, more daring and much funnier than Volume One! This collection... More > of totally new and fresh humorous prose is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud! A MUST FOR ALL SERIOUS COLLECTORS OF LIMERICKS!< Less
The Illustrated Poetry For Perverts (paperback)
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An all-original collection of mildly obscene and correspondingly illustrated poems to tickle your inner pervert. Although available in this bargain-priced 6" x 9" paperback format, The... More > Illustrated Poetry For Perverts looks even better as an 8.5" x 10" hardcover coffee table book, available here: http://www.lulu.com/shop/derek-mathias-judith-walter/the-illustrated-poetry-for-perverts-hardcover/hardcover/product-22111019.html Also available in Kindle format for convenience: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VWFZ6PQ Consider The Illustrated Poetry For Perverts for your own coffee table or as a gift to your slightly perverted friend (come on, we all have at least one!). Your review would be greatly appreciated. Enjoy!< Less
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