an early twitter age web-haiku compilation of laugh-out-loud absurd cellphone coffee and amoeba themed poetry conjoined to grotesque nihilism and surrealism written on blogger, maybe.
"I read Farm Life to edit it. It has me reeling. I’ve already climaxed without even touching myself.” From 'Tobe Tulsa', a woman who wants to be a sow. I gave her the job of final... More > proofreading. The story is of three girls whose interest is caught by an offer of large payments for an unusual two-year contract. Once they sign on the dotted line they find themselves shipped to a strange farm, where all the animals began life as girls. In particular the story focuses on the fate of one who is destined to be fattened up like a pig or cow. She is milked & kept as livestock. She's beaten and humiliated, kept chained up in a tiny space, for the use and amusement of her new owner. She eventually becomes accustomed to her role, finds that it suits her true nature. However on the way she finds the training and procedures, the uses and abuses to which she is put to be a severe test of her mettle! The other girls go on to become a mare and groom to both of them and other formerly human animals.< Less
Contents:
The Moral Principle and the Material Interest
The Crimson Candle
The Blotted Escutcheon and the Soiled Ermine
The Ingenious Patriot
Two Kings
An Officer and a Thug
The Conscientious... More > Official
How Leisure Came
The Moral Sentiment
The Politicians
The Thoughtful Warden
The Treasury and the Arms
The Christian Serpent
The Broom of the Temple
The Critics
The Foolish Woman
Father and Son
The Discontented Malefactor
A Call to Quit
The Man and the Lightning
The Lassoed Bear
The Ineffective Rooter
A Protagonist of Silver
The Holy Deacon
A Hasty Settlement
The Wooden Guns
The Reform School Board
The Poet's Doom
The Noser and the Note
The Cat and the King
The Literary Astronomer
The Lion and the Rattlesnake
The Man with No Enemies
The Alderman and the Raccoon
The Flying-Machine
The Angel's Tear
The City of Political Distinction
The Party Over There
The Poetess of Reform
AND MUCH MORE< Less
Contents:
The Moral Principle and the Material Interest
The Crimson Candle
The Blotted Escutcheon and the Soiled Ermine
The Ingenious Patriot
Two Kings
An Officer and a Thug
The Conscientious... More > Official
How Leisure Came
The Moral Sentiment
The Politicians
The Thoughtful Warden
The Treasury and the Arms
The Christian Serpent
The Broom of the Temple
The Critics
The Foolish Woman
Father and Son
The Discontented Malefactor
A Call to Quit
The Man and the Lightning
The Lassoed Bear
The Ineffective Rooter
A Protagonist of Silver
The Holy Deacon
A Hasty Settlement
The Wooden Guns
The Reform School Board
The Poet's Doom
The Noser and the Note
The Cat and the King
The Literary Astronomer
The Lion and the Rattlesnake
The Man with No Enemies
The Alderman and the Raccoon
The Flying-Machine
The Angel's Tear
The City of Political Distinction
The Party Over There
The Poetess of Reform
AND MUCH MORE< Less