Enter the twisted mind of Louis Friend, author of bizarre sexual fantasies. Life On My Knees collects a bevy of sinful stories into one volume that will appeal to your prurient interests. Adults... More > only.< Less
This is a dialogue-driven novella of raunchy, bawdy, irreverent humor. Besides being completely and utterly hysterical, it's a good way for women to get inside the minds of men, as a lot of it is... More > guys talking the way they do when women aren't around, or saying what they often have on their minds, but are too bashful, due to the politically correct status quo, to actually speak, although it is very hyperbolic as well. It is a quirky relationship/sex comedy, where the boundaries of the mundane are mocked, bent, ridiculed, pushed, pummeled, pulverized, pounded, picked on and provoked. It also holds within it the most riotous courtroom trial you'll ever encounter! It is a tad bit existential and critical of religion as well, and does have its serious and sappy, yet genuine, moments.
WARNING: Coarse language and very sexual subject-matter. Reader discretion is advised.< Less
A dialogue-driven novella of raunchy, bawdy, irreverent humor. Besides being completely and utterly hysterical, it's a good way for women to get inside men's brains, as a lot of it is guys talking... More > the way they do when women aren't around, or saying what they often have on their minds, but are too bashful, due to the politically correct status quo, to actually speak, although it is very hyperbolic as well. It is a quirky relationship/sex comedy, where the boundaries of the mundane are mocked, bent, ridiculed, pushed, pummeled, pulverized, pounded, picked on and provoked. It also holds within it the most riotous courtroom trial you'll ever encounter! It is a tad bit existential and critical of religion as well, and does have its serious and sappy, yet genuine, moments.
WARNING: Coarse language and very sexual subject-matter. Reader discretion is advised.< Less
A Coping Spider is a philosophical mixture of sex and violence, science and religion, as it is a psychological thriller/ science fiction novel. It discusses violence in the schools, gay rights,... More > Christianity idolatry, cloning, society, religion, and science, all while being a linear and gripping story with surprises at every corner and a surprise ending. A hemophobe learns to overcome his fear of blood after visiting a prurient psychic. A 12 year old genius has a dimented plan, while an eccentric New Age family deals with her and themselves.< Less
A Coping Spider is a philosophical mixture of sex and violence, science and religion, as it is a psychological thriller/ science fiction novel. It discusses violence in the schools, gay rights,... More > Christianity idolatry, cloning, society, religion, and science, all while being a linear and gripping story with surprises at every corner and a surprise ending. A hemophobe learns to overcome his fear of blood after visiting a prurient psychic. A 12 year old genius has a dimented plan, while an eccentric New Age family deals with her and themselves.< Less
Important information which all women should possess, but which few are given the opportunity of acquiring. The necessity of rational instruction on Sex Physiology, Sex Anatomy, and Sex Hygiene. The... More > danger of false information from polluted sources. The conventional taboo against Sex Knowledge, which is inherited by the race from the Middle Ages. The Reign of Prurient Prudery. Ignorance of Sex Science is a frequent cause of immorality, and the real reason of marital inharmony and unhappiness. The special need of Sex Instruction on the part of women. The sex-life of the woman is fuller and more complex than that of the man, hence her special need of sane information on the subject. Nature's handicap on woman
A scientific but plain lesson on the Female Sex Anatomy. The External Sex Organism of Woman fully described and explained. What every woman should know about herself, but which but few intelligently understand. Plain facts cleanly stated in simple terms.< Less
"Words Can't Explain" is a wonderful book that hinges on the reality that love truly will conquer all. Every poems is heartfelt and warm, yet racy and exciting!! To find out more, download... More > your copy today!!< Less
I LOST MY HEART IN HOLLYWOOD chronicles the strangest case yet in the so-called career of Vic Valentine, Private Eye, as an unlikely tryst with the B movie scream queen of his dreams, Velma Vale,... More > leads him down a dark, twisted path of paranoia, voyeurism, degradation and death. The bizarre action heats up even as his burning loneliness and simmering sexual obsessions flare at the forefront of his tormented consciousness, with caution and common sense cooling idly on the back burner.
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DIARY OF A DICK tells further tantalizing tales of Vic chasing tail while allegedly on the trail of True Love, all the way to New Orleans and back again, as the femme fatales of his past and present suddenly converge with prurient promises of promiscuity. As always, strings are attached to these erotic escapades, but the ties that bind begin rapidly unraveling, and Vic is left hanging by a thread like a doomed puppet. The mysteries of love have never been more elusive.< Less
He wasn’t sure exactly what it was about her, but just the thought of anyone threatening her raised every hackle he owned. And her more prurient interests sure were going to come in handy if... More > he was going to keep this handful of woman from getting herself killed.
Francesca Ballard thought she was going to melt into the floor as she had to confess the most intimate details of her personal life to a man she’d just met – despite the fact that she’d been admiring his rock hard butt for quite some time from across the gym. He was her dream man – the one she’d never pretend to in this lifetime - and now he knew things about her she would never have voluntarily confessed under any
other circumstances: that spanking turned her on, and that just the mere thought of it had her panties dripping . . .
Especially if the spanker was one damnably sexy police detective.< Less
He wasn’t sure exactly what it was about her, but just the thought of anyone threatening her raised every hackle he owned. And her more prurient interests sure were going to come in handy if... More > he was going to keep this handful of woman from getting herself killed.
Francesca Ballard thought she was going to melt into the floor as she had to confess the most intimate details of her personal life to a man she’d just met – despite the fact that she’d been admiring his rock hard butt for quite some time from across the gym. He was her dream man – the one she’d never pretend to in this lifetime - and now he knew things about her she would never have voluntarily confessed under any
other circumstances: that spanking turned her on, and that just the mere thought of it had her panties dripping . . .
Especially if the spanker was one damnably sexy police detective.< Less
