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Ribald For Your Pleasure
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Finally, at long last, and by popular demand, Arthur Foot III presents his greatest poems from his legendary performances with The Cogkneys, plus many poems that have never been performed... More > anywhere. Featuring Trousers, Oh! Those Naughty Tentacles, The German Inventrix and many more. Yes, now you can enjoy My Fabulous Erection whenever you like! (Tilly Maydme, Arthur's cockney sparrow sidekick also has a piece or two in there.)< Less
Ribald For Your Pleasure II: Poetic Boogaloo
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More poems from that raconteur of ribaldry, Arthur Foot III! Yes, Arthur Foot III: poet, artist, bon-vivant and the decidedly male half of Britain's premier Steampunk/Music-Hall/Comedy/Poetry double... More > act The Cogkneys is proud to present his second book of comic poetry, Ribald For Your Pleasure II: Poetic Boogaloo. A collection of yet more rollicking, innuendo-laden verse from the author of 'Trousers', 'Oh! Those Naughty Tentacles' and 'My Fabulous Erection'. Featuring poems about smut, booze and, er, other stuff, this slender yet inviting tome will titillate, amuse and edify. 6" x 9", perfect binding , cream interior paper (60# weight) , black and white interior ink , white exterior paper (100# weight), full-colour exterior ink.< Less
Tooty Nolan's The Psychic Historian
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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR PRE-TEENS & PRUDES. On this third adventure into the alternative reality that is Hamster-Britain we meet Sorbresto Titt - the Psychic Historian of the title. Boney Legge -... More > owner of The Where House - has employed the powerful alien psychic to sample the DNA of the inhabitants of Hamster Heath so that he might access their genetic 'memories', and thereby discover exciting tales of derring-do experienced by their ancestors. And by transmitting the images of those adventures on to a huge video screen, he can share them with the populace of the whole town. And what tales they are too: Unbelievable tales: Tales of invasion, royalty, volcanic eruptions, ethnic cleansing, soul music, genocide, Chinese restaurants, and all that sort of stuff. Naturally they are told in the worst possible taste - with plenty of nudity, private parts, and breaking of wind. A perfect book for very silly people.< Less
Tooty Nolan's Fanfare for the Common Hamster
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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. CONTAINS HIGH DEGREE OF RUDENESS.In this second book from the Hamster-Sapiens series, we follow the adventure of a plump female hamster named Joan, whose... More > latent psychic talent is suddenly unleashed during an experiment at the Institute of Hugely Important Studies, and allows the young custard pot leveller to step through the invisible barrier between realities. She finds herself the unwitting catalyst for rebellion in a medieval version of Hamster-Britain that is ruled by the iron paw of the church.< Less
Tooty Nolan's Danglydong Dell Diaries
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WARNING:UNSUITABLE FOR PRUDES AND CHILDREN. In this fifth book of the Hamster-Sapiens series, we spy upon the folk of Hamster Heath as they conduct their annual pilgrimage to Danglydong Dell, in... More > which especially chosen citizens are invited to read from their diaries - and in doing so relate great tales of derring-do from the past year. And what tales they are; tales that make Alice in Wonderland look like a walk in the park. Includes the sequel to Fanfare for the Common Hamster. Prepare yourself for ribaldry!< Less
Earplug Adventures: Space, Time & Earplugs
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WARNING: This book is rather rude in places, and includes swear words. Unsuitable for children and prudes. Imagine a world much as ours, but upon which humankind never evolved. In their place the... More > Earplug stands atop the pedestal of life. Imagine the society that might have formed, and the adventures that might have ensued within it. Well you don't have to, because here is the tale of Lucifer Foghorn - a young male earplug that has been thrown out of the family home, and who has sought refuge inside The Legge’s Akimbo - a mysterious depository for all the alien artefacts discovered within the mighty walls of the legendary Area 99. Follow his adventures as he develops from a boring fart who likes nothing more than collecting plastic dildos - into a sort-of-hero-thingy that can step across the divides of time and inter-dimensional space!< Less
Earplug Adventures: Earplug Aftermath
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Warning: contains grand ribaldry and lots of rude silly stuff. Most unsuitable for children and adults of a sensitive disposition. It's the day after the alien attack upon the Museum of Future... More > Technology, and already some strange things are beginning to happen. Rips in the fabric of space/time: abductions: and mind control of odd-bod perverts for starters. Or to put it simply - just another day at the office.< Less
Earplug Adventures: The Earplug's Day Out
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Warning: Extremely ribald, rude, possibly puerile, and slightly unsavoury at times. Unsuitable for children and stuffed shirts. The five Earplug Brothers, Rudi, Valentine, Chester, Miles, and Magnuss... More > visit the wondrous Museum of Future Technology - a vast emporium of artefacts from the future that have been sent into the past for safe keeping. It is a fortuitous visit because, other than meeting girls and having a very interesting day, the five earplugs enjoy a shared telepathic link that proves very useful when the museum is attacked by an army of Unthreaded End Caps from Hyperspace.< Less
The Blanket Hornpipe
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May Miller is a hard as bloody nails, ruddy, slum dweller. Well, that's Emily's opinion. Emily is a trollop and a thief. That's not just May's opinion. Dolly (cook at Fairview House) and Joseph... More > (gardener), agree. Miss Miller works for Mr and Mrs Spritely. May replaces their previous maid, who found herself in a ‘delicate condition’. Unmarried too! But that's another story... The Blanket Hornpipe, book one in the black comedy, The Pompey Saga series, straddles the ebbing Victorian and incoming Edwardian period. She was just a docker's daughter, Her living earned on The Hard. But though mud larks are called filthy, With that brush, she'd not be tarred.< Less
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