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Adventures of Rogicphil Suflipinic Volume 1 By Keevy McAlavy
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From Bill Barthan the editor: A preposterous grouping of obviously random characters thrown together in a haphazard adventure, made up without any forethought what-so-ever. Cringe as incompetent... More > self-styled 'newspaper' reporter Rogicphil Suflipinic is tasked to save the universe from a bunch of idiots who happen to live on a planet, we are asked to believe, is made of deodorant. Don't waste your time reading this book as you'd be better off licking stamps.< Less
The Stench of Space By Keevy McAlavy
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When you do everything right and the universe ends, it's a tragedy. When you do everything wrong and the universe ends, it's fun. From the editor: A preposterous grouping of obviously random... More > characters, thrown together in a haphazard adventure, made up without any forethought what-so-ever. Cringe as incompetent self-styled 'newspaper' reporter Rogicphil Suflipinic is tasked to save the universe from a bunch of idiots who happen to live on a planet we are asked to believe is made of deodorant. Don't waste your time reading this book as you'd be better off licking stamps.< Less
Old Yellow Milk By Joe Powers
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Old Yellow Milk is a compilation of short stories written by Joe Powers during high school. It features the story of Mike, a boy turned into a Moo Cow by God after slapping kids at school. He is... More > given the task to sell his own milk for forty days, or become a Moo Cow forever. Also featuring the story of Shannon, a compulsive liar who wants nothing more than to become a vampire. After the death of his favorite Uncle Marlo, he makes a deal with Satan to avenge his death, only to be turned into a moo-pire. With the promise to become a true vampire, Shannon must only comply with Satan's one task, defeat the local superhero, Cheese Man.< Less
Old Yellow Milk By Joe Powers
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Old Yellow Milk is a compilation of short stories written by Joe Powers during high school. It features the story of Mike, a boy turned into a Moo Cow by God after slapping kids at school. He is... More > given the task to sell his own milk for forty days, or become a Moo Cow forever. Also featuring the story of Shannon, a compulsive liar who wants nothing more than to become a vampire. After the death of his favorite Uncle Marlo, he makes a deal with Satan to avenge his death, only to be turned into a moo-pire. With the promise to become a true vampire, Shannon must only comply with Satan's one task, defeat the local superhero, Cheese Man.< Less