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How to Get Screwed Online By John Small
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Hello. This is my story, a true story. Only the names, dates and places have been changed to protect the innocent. The tale concerns my trials and tribulations as I developed an internet business... More > from scratch, watched it grow to become the leader in its field and then saw it sold for a vast amount of money.< Less
Screw in 72(ebook) By oak summers
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Most men desire more sex, more often — and occasionally, with more women — than their hearts can desire (which is probably more than they need anyway). But for those guys who don’t... More > receive sex, or don’t receive as much as they’d like to, there’s hope for you yet. The average male has eight sexual partners in his lifetime — but for the men with the knowledge to obtain sex at-will... they’ll have sex with that amount of women during their summer vacation. This book will not teach you how to create meaningful, long-lasting relationships. But if you only want cheap sex and fun times, this is the book for you!< Less
'SPLAIN IT - THE VIEW FROM A BROAD By DEBORAH WOLFE
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A painfully funny tale about mucking through the mess and praying through the madness. Wolfe uses cutting edge humor to deliver her "been there, screwed up that" message with down-to-earth... More > advice and an incredible amount of fun.< Less
Acetone Enema: A Morbid Collection of Short Stories & Poetry By Nicholas Tillemans
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What makes a headless woman a hot date? Are babies born demons or is "Baby Face" a crazed monster hunting them? What are teeth doing between Audrey's legs? What is one to do with a hungry... More > mound of earth in one's backyard besides give it what it wants? You'll find the answers to these questions and more in this unhinged collection of cruel and unusual stories to screw with your head. There are two never before published stories, one written in collaboration with UK surrealist author Mike Philbin. The others were originally published in The House of Pain and in the Chimeraworld anthologies over the past decade. WARNING: This book is not intended for readers under the age of 18. There are scenes of extreme violence and sadism, including scenes of necrophilia, rape and erotic dismemberment and destruction. There is a misogynistic vibe through many of the stories. If you're okay with any or all of that, this book is probably exactly what you're looking for.< Less
Northern Soul By Francis Tiain-Steel
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Dave is a shop assistant in a store in Hyde Park, his boss is an ass, his friends might be even bigger, and he is missing a festival. But when the shop is robbed while being unattended, Dave and his... More > friends face a problem. The Boss of the shop is a firey and violent gangster called Amal. If they don't pay the full amount within three days they're screwed. Dave and His Friends have find novel ways to make money and drop off drug runs for Amal, eventhough they're from the otherside of the tracks. A humorous dialogue driven novel with sparse description to give space to breath. And it is a good breath altogether. Northern Soul is an interwoven novel split in five account of the same three days one hot summer in Leeds Hyde Park.< Less
An August in Warsaw By Randy Komraus
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Although the title suggests otherwise this book has absolutely nothing to do with either Warsaw, Poland or the month of August. Instead it’s a satirical look at a small Midwestern town in the... More > late 60’s and early 70’s. This book depicts bizarre behavior to the extent that I didn’t feel it was necessary to state that the story was based on fictional characters. I’m assuming anyone who thought this book was about them is currently either in therapy or taking copious amounts of recreational drugs. If you don’t normally read fiction consider reading it to use as an operator’s manual on how not to screw up your life. Reviews from the books characters: Amos: “I intend to sue for defamation of character.” Bernadette: “I think Ron is just misunderstood. I think basically he’s a good person. However, I feel it’s important to note that I’ve known him for less than a year.” Grandpa: “This kid will end up killing me.” Buttons the cat: “I will have my revenge.”< Less
An August in Warsaw By Randy Komraus
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Although the title suggests otherwise this book has absolutely nothing to do with either Warsaw, Poland or the month of August. Instead it’s a satirical look at a small Midwestern town in the... More > late 60’s and early 70’s. This book depicts bizarre behavior to the extent that I didn’t feel it was necessary to state that the story was based on fictional characters. I’m assuming anyone who thought this book was about them is currently either in therapy or taking copious amounts of recreational drugs. If you don’t normally read fiction consider reading it to use as an operator’s manual on how not to screw up your life. Reviews from the books characters: Amos: “I intend to sue for defamation of character.” Bernadette: “I think Ron is just misunderstood. I think basically he’s a good person. However, I feel it’s important to note that I’ve known him for less than a year.” Grandpa: “This kid will end up killing me.” Buttons the cat: “I will have my revenge.”< Less
I'm With The Band: Meet Me Halfway By Corri Lee
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'No boyfriends, no groupies'- that is the standing NBNG rule for Amelia Marsh, the hostile and insular front-man of the internationally renowned alternative rock band 'The Bystander Effect'. Four... More > simple coping strategies have pulled her through five years of tours and eight years of life without having to let her stage face slip and in her mind, she is happy. But like any tightly wound twenty-two year old, you can count on a man to screw it up. Their eyes meet over the university library at an opportune moment and he sees past the arctic cold front to the fragile child that she seeks so desperately to protect. Truths are told in a scorching hot tale of trust sought through lust and love won through tolerance and blissful ignorance. What man wouldn't salivate at the notion of spending weeks in the close company of the band he idolises and his 'dream woman'? Oh, that would be CJ. He has no idea who they are. What a moron.< Less
Faith and Science - Christian Insanity By Dario Lisiero
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Jesus came to this earth to offer an alternative lifestyle, in total contrast and opposition with the mundane lifestyle predominant in our societies. He did this through his living example and his... More > inspired teaching. While Jesus invites people to choose the narrow path, he warns of terrible danger confronting those who follow the wide and easy road that leads to perdition. His restricted path, embraced by few, is strewed with sufferings, persecutions, lack of material possessions, and all the miseries known to mankind. On the contrary, the highway to perdition, taken by many, offers considerable amount of pleasures, riches, and satisfactions. By opposing the basic human tendencies, Jesus offers the bitter medicine of service, poverty, and abstinence instead of power, riches, and sex. This radical opposition to the corrupt human nature is topped with a brand of faith unknown to the world and revolutionary to many that subverts all the fundamental categories of human knowledge.< Less