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Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes By Robert P. Wills & Rio Taylor
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Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a... More > disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word illustrated adventure now!< Less
Book 5 - Grimbledung and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Mine By Robert P. Wills
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The Lost Picman’s Mine has long been the subject of bedtime stories. Or, in Grimbledung’s case, a casual mentioning by a Gargoyle. Either way, Grimbledung is positively sure he can find... More > it. Without a map. Or good directions. Or any plan at all, really. To make matters more difficult, they keep running low on food. And directions. And maps. Or a plan. Back in town, the gang has their hands full when carnivorous Elves arrive to reclaim their stolen spices. With no sign of Grimbledung, things are looking as bad as they usually do. When they realize the spices might just be back in the shop, they go there hoping to find them. Meanwhile, the wand shop goes missing. All of it. Including the Magician’s Guild Enforcers. It seems that Liverioso’s long-lost love has been found and they’ve gone to find her. Shop and all. Oh, and spices as well. And since it’s in the title, Grimbledung’s mine turns out to be terrible, horrible, and no good. Oh and full of treasure as well We won’t even mention the dragons…< Less
A Symphony Of Daffodils By Jason "Danger" Block
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For children of all ages, "A Symphony Of Daffodils" offers thirty little stories of magical wings, cats made of jam, moon-eating giant space turtles, couch goblins, grumpy shoes, pet barns,... More > boxes full of tiny settlers, waffle making gnomes and other bits of fluff and nonsense. There are stories about good deeds and flying frogs, stories about magical pens and magical snowmen, and stories about how, exactly, to build a planet.< Less
A Symphony Of Daffodils By Jason "Danger" Block
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For children of all ages, "A Symphony Of Daffodils" offers thirty little stories of magical wings, cats made of jam, moon-eating giant space turtles, couch goblins, grumpy shoes, pet barns,... More > boxes full of tiny settlers, waffle making gnomes and other bits of fluff and nonsense. There are stories about good deeds and flying frogs, stories about magical pens and magical snowmen, and stories about how, exactly, to build a planet.< Less
A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly By Victor Nash
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The hardback version of 'A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly' charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless loafers Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly as they thwart evil, battle the establishment and set... More > off on a quest for comfortable footwear. And it does it in a particularly hard-backed kind of way. As they stamp their hard-backed carbon footprint by jetsetting from London to New York and even Billings, Montana, they are beset by psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, nasty children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Will they find what they seek? Will their elderly neighbour, Albert, live his dream and get off with Stephanie Powers? Does any of it matter? Um... not really... but it's worth a read anyway. This hard-backed version is especially handy if you need to swat troublesome bugs/annoying younger brothers.< Less
A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly By Victor Nash
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REST OF THE WORLD PRINT. If you live outside North America, buy this version! 'A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly' charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless loafers Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly... More > as they thwart evil, battle the establishment and set off on a quest for comfortable footwear. As they stamp their carbon footprint by jetsetting from London to New York and even Billings, Montana, they are beset by psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, nasty children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Will they find what they seek? Will their elderly neighbour, Albert, live his dream and get off with Stephanie Powers? Does any of it matter? Um... not really... but it's worth a read anyway.< Less
A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly By Victor Nash
Paperback: $9.02
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NORTH AMERICAN PRINT. If you're in North America, buy this one! 'A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly' charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless loafers Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly as they thwart... More > evil, battle the establishment and set off on a quest for comfortable footwear. As they stamp their carbon footprint by jetsetting from London to New York and even Billings, Montana, they are beset by psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, nasty children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Will they find what they seek? Will their elderly neighbour, Albert, live his dream and get off with Stephanie Powers? Does any of it matter? Um... not really... but it's worth a read anyway.< Less
A Pinch of Sage and Dredly By Steve Hill & Victor Nash
eBook (ePub): $2.99
'A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly' charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless Deadheads Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly as they thwart evil, battle the establishment and set off on a quest for... More > comfortable footwear. As they stamp their carbon footprint by jetsetting from London to New York and even Billings, Montana, they are beset by psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, nasty children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Will they find what they seek? Will their elderly neighbour, Albert, live his dream and get off with Stephanie Powers? Does any of it matter? Um... not really... but it's worth a read anyway.< Less
If Clouds Were Cotton Candy By Laura E. Falotico
Paperback: $19.99
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What do ferrets, robots, lollipops, and gnomes all have in common? They're all inside of this book! A magical, fantastical collection of silly children's poems and drawings for all ages.
If Clouds Were Cotton Candy By Laura E. Falotico
Hardcover: $24.99
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What do ferrets, robots, lollipops, and gnomes all have in common? They're all inside of this book! A magical, fantastical collection of silly children's poems and drawings for all ages.

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