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THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS By hillary marek
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Ever wonder why hot dogs come in pack's of ten but buns come in packs of eight? How about where the alphabet came from, or why we have an appendix? Find out the answers to these and other questions... More > in "The Smart Ass Guide To Ridiculous Questions". Want to know why ear wax is yellow and snot is green? Of course you do! Never be stumped by silly questions again. Surprise your friends and wow your teachers when you suddenly know it ALL!!!< Less
THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS By hillary marek
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Ever wonder why hot dogs come in pack's of ten but buns come in packs of eight? How about where the alphabet came from, or why we have an appendix? Find out the answers to these and other questions... More > in "The Smart Ass Guide To Ridiculous Questions". Want to know why ear wax is yellow and snot is green? Of course you do! Never be stumped by silly questions again. Surprise your friends and wow your teachers when you suddenly know it ALL!!!< Less
THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS By Hillary Marek
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My kids are always finding these impossible to answer questions so I compiled the ones they asked along with ones I had received in joke emails and answered them all. Have fun reading them and... More > knowing the answer when someone tries to stump you with an impossible question. There is no better satisfaction then having the right answer when someone is trying to make a fool of you.< Less
THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS By Hillary Marek
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My kids are always finding these impossible to answer questions so I compiled the ones they asked along with ones I had received in joke emails and answered them all. Have fun reading them and... More > knowing the answer when someone tries to stump you with an impossible question. There is no better satisfaction then having the right answer when someone is trying to make a fool of you.< Less
THE SMART ASS GUIDE TO RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS By hillary marek
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My kids are always finding these impossible to answer questions so I compiled the ones they asked along with ones I had received in joke emails and answered them all. Have fun reading them and... More > knowing the answer when someone tries to stump you with an impossible question. There is no better satisfaction then having the right answer when someone is trying to make a fool of you.< Less
Smart Ass Cripple's Little Red Book By Mike Ervin
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Everybody loves a cripple but everybody hates a smart ass. Hilarious (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.
Smart Ass Cripple's Little Yellow Book By Mike Ervin
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The Clown Prince of Crippledom strikes again! More humorous (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.
Street Smart By Sarah Smith
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Lindy navigated the busy street with ease. This city has been her home for all of her life and at this time of the day, people walked this particular street in unusually great numbers. She thought... More > its Ok. She knew a lot of sideways and alleyways to get into. It wasn’t hard. She was street smart, she knew which streets were safe and which ones were not depending on the time of day. Knowing that this crowd would not thin out soon, she mentally calculated the routes to take in order to get to their house fast. Routes were considered and eventually discarded as she considered the likelihood of being accosted or mugged at this time of day. She continued pondering over the possibilities until she settled on one – the alley at the middle of Johnson Street. It was the fastest route home possible at this hour and it was mostly deserted at this time. Rounding the corner she crossed the street turned two lefts and was on Johnson Street by the time she emerged from the alley.< Less
F*** It, I'm Not On Tour By Kevin Crowley
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Sarcastic, Smart Ass, Adult Humor. Politically Incorrect, Offensive, Adult, Comedy. Bathroom Humor. Some examples of mostly one & two liners in this book twitter style: I told my children I... More > had their tails removed at birth. When you close up shop, men go hunting for other beaver. Who's going to church for the wine tasting? Do gay men sometimes burst into flame when they come out? I'd f*** your Klondike bar. That's what I'd do. I'm not the kind of guy that will take bribes unless you pay me. Are midgets half right? Bubble wrapped condoms. No? Who doesn't mind being de-briefed? What do they tell blind kids it will do when they play with it? Pocket Pool is a lost art because you are texting with both hands. I've got the stuff you gave up for Lent. Cash works. I always answer "do you think I'm stupid" truthfully. I want no doubt in your mind that I'm not there for you.< Less
5 SHORT EROTIC STORIES (4) By Sarah Smith
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5 SHORT EROTIC STORIES (4) SERIES 1.HITCH HIKING 2.PAYBACK 3.STREET SMART 4.THE VOYEUR 5.TRAINING A SLAVE