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Soccer Mom By R. C. Hacks
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A success-obsessed, slutty, suburban super-mom soon finds herself knee-deep in an upper-middle class nightmare…her daughter: kidnapped by an online predator; her son: the latest school shooter... More > superstar; and herself: late for a cross-country business meeting! With the help of a sleazy divorce attorney and a bumbling, overweight cop, the race is on to save her precious little superficial consumer lifestyle from oblivion in this hilarious and horrifying tale of sex, murder and mayhem! Soccer Mom - a Fast Food Fiction® debut - provides minutes of gut-busting, bite-sized, heat-lamped and processed reading enjoyment. Every ink-stained, badly written, ‘booxploitative’ page of direct-to-paperback schlock is crammed full of one-dimensional, disposable characters; meandering, bullet-ridden plots; seemingly endless run-on sentences...plus generous helpings of sex, violence and assorted mayhem! Order up and chow down. Tasty readin’ awaits!< Less
Soccer Mom By R. C. Hacks
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A success-obsessed, slutty, suburban super-mom soon finds herself knee-deep in an upper-middle class nightmare…her daughter: kidnapped by an online predator; her son: the latest school shooter... More > superstar; and herself: late for a cross-country business meeting! With the help of a sleazy divorce attorney and a bumbling, overweight cop, the race is on to save her precious little superficial consumer lifestyle from oblivion in this hilarious and horrifying tale of sex, murder and mayhem! Soccer Mom - a Fast Food Fiction® debut - provides minutes of gut-busting, bite-sized, heat-lamped and processed reading enjoyment. Every ink-stained, badly written, ‘booxploitative’ page of direct-to-paperback schlock is crammed full of one-dimensional, disposable characters; meandering, bullet-ridden plots; seemingly endless run-on sentences...plus generous helpings of sex, violence and assorted mayhem! Order up and chow down. Tasty readin’ awaits!< Less
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Mom's Fallen and I Can't Get Up: Learning to Care for Yourself, While Caring for Your Elderly Parents By D. Collins
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This book takes a humorous and realistic view of caring for your parents as they age and it’s effects on the entire family. Being in the Sandwich Generation can be trying at times. You are... More > raising your kids at home and then taking care of your parents as they age. They both need your time and attention, often simultaneously. This is both a beautiful and challenging time of life for the elderly and the caregiver. Sometimes you cry, and sometimes to laugh. The author has many years experience caring for elderly parents as well as juggling home and work life. From running to the hospital to running to soccer games, the experiences are first hand accounts of how fun and sad life can be when caring for ones parents. The author is part of the ‘Sandwich Generation’. Sandwiched between their kids and their parents and caring for both.< Less
Like A Monkey With A Handgun By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
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With a mouthful of razorblades Reverend John Sleestaxx tells a tale of a marginalized white male in america.
Amber's Fault By Scott Meaders
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Amber loves playing soccer, and she loves her mom and dad. Everything seems to be great until one day things go terribly bad and her life becomes a mess. She thinks she has no one to blame but... More > herself. However, sometimes problems are not as simple as Amber believes them to be. This is a story of a young girl's struggle to understand what she did wrong and how she can fix things to make her parents happy again.< Less
European Nightmare By Taylor Hunter
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One day Emma and her mom were sitting on the porch she was not even one years old yet. Her parents want her to play sports, so they put her in soccer so she can try it. Emma gets really good at... More > soccer and goes on to soccer playing on a select team when she turned about 11. Her team takes a trip to Europe to go play in a big soccer tournament, but before their first game had even started Emma and her friend Abby are taken, who will they call people to come rescue them.< Less
Emily and the Bull By Pete Montacute
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Emily is bringing Armando home from soccer practice. What will her siblings say when they find out? Also, what will her parents say when they find out? She can't possibly hide a bull inside her... More > bedroom... can she?< Less
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Minivan Monologues By Jennifer C. Green
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A mom with many inappropriate voices in and outside of her head describes the day to day things that need commentary....from Stupid People or Stupid things people do and of course, the people of... More > Wal-Mart and onward to the things the kidlets say and do and finally good old fashioned making fun of others!! The things that make you want to slap someone or make you think things that you would never say out loud are said out loud right here in black and white. Day to day has never been so entertaining. Love it or hate it, you will still laugh....and possibly feel guilty about it. But dont get mad at me because I say what you are thinking or have thought or may think or want to think. Either way, laughter is good for you and if you dont laugh, you will be in the next book! We wont tell anyone if you pee your pants but we are not responsible for any possible clothing or leather stains from said peeing.< Less