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Soccer Mom By R. C. Hacks
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A success-obsessed, slutty, suburban super-mom soon finds herself knee-deep in an upper-middle class nightmare…her daughter: kidnapped by an online predator; her son: the latest school shooter... More > superstar; and herself: late for a cross-country business meeting! With the help of a sleazy divorce attorney and a bumbling, overweight cop, the race is on to save her precious little superficial consumer lifestyle from oblivion in this hilarious and horrifying tale of sex, murder and mayhem! Soccer Mom - a Fast Food Fiction® debut - provides minutes of gut-busting, bite-sized, heat-lamped and processed reading enjoyment. Every ink-stained, badly written, ‘booxploitative’ page of direct-to-paperback schlock is crammed full of one-dimensional, disposable characters; meandering, bullet-ridden plots; seemingly endless run-on sentences...plus generous helpings of sex, violence and assorted mayhem! Order up and chow down. Tasty readin’ awaits!< Less
Soccer Mom By R. C. Hacks
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A success-obsessed, slutty, suburban super-mom soon finds herself knee-deep in an upper-middle class nightmare…her daughter: kidnapped by an online predator; her son: the latest school shooter... More > superstar; and herself: late for a cross-country business meeting! With the help of a sleazy divorce attorney and a bumbling, overweight cop, the race is on to save her precious little superficial consumer lifestyle from oblivion in this hilarious and horrifying tale of sex, murder and mayhem! Soccer Mom - a Fast Food Fiction® debut - provides minutes of gut-busting, bite-sized, heat-lamped and processed reading enjoyment. Every ink-stained, badly written, ‘booxploitative’ page of direct-to-paperback schlock is crammed full of one-dimensional, disposable characters; meandering, bullet-ridden plots; seemingly endless run-on sentences...plus generous helpings of sex, violence and assorted mayhem! Order up and chow down. Tasty readin’ awaits!< Less
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Like A Monkey With A Handgun By Rev. J. Sleestaxx
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With a mouthful of razorblades Reverend John Sleestaxx tells a tale of a marginalized white male in america.
European Nightmare By Taylor Hunter
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One day Emma and her mom were sitting on the porch she was not even one years old yet. Her parents want her to play sports, so they put her in soccer so she can try it. Emma gets really good at... More > soccer and goes on to soccer playing on a select team when she turned about 11. Her team takes a trip to Europe to go play in a big soccer tournament, but before their first game had even started Emma and her friend Abby are taken, who will they call people to come rescue them.< Less
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Ninna Tonnu-Cash is a figure and bikini competitor. She works on her figure and bikini modeling all year round.
Minivan Monologues By Jennifer C. Green
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A mom with many inappropriate voices in and outside of her head describes the day to day things that need commentary....from Stupid People or Stupid things people do and of course, the people of... More > Wal-Mart and onward to the things the kidlets say and do and finally good old fashioned making fun of others!! The things that make you want to slap someone or make you think things that you would never say out loud are said out loud right here in black and white. Day to day has never been so entertaining. Love it or hate it, you will still laugh....and possibly feel guilty about it. But dont get mad at me because I say what you are thinking or have thought or may think or want to think. Either way, laughter is good for you and if you dont laugh, you will be in the next book! We wont tell anyone if you pee your pants but we are not responsible for any possible clothing or leather stains from said peeing.< Less
Our Family By Jim Joyce
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Illustrations by Hugh Wigmore A look into the daily lives of a family of five plus their dog and their cat, as told by each of them. "Our Family" is sure to delight with its tightly... More > written story line and appealing narrative. Children just starting to read on their own will especially appreciate this book and its comfortable size, as the satisfaction of completing a book provides the confidence within themselves to reach for another. And if you’re looking for something new to read to your children as a family, look no further than "Our Family". — Keith Gouveia, author of "Children of the Dragon", "The Eternal Battle" and soon to be released "The Goblin Princess".< Less
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LOVE LETTERS TO HIM By Sheila Ford
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Longing to “Be Loved” Love Letters to Him is provocative, powerful and strikingly personal! Impacting single to soccer moms…prostitutes to politicians Love Letters to Him is... More > speaking the universal love language to women. This year long book of poems and essays pierce the heart and probe deep questions of sexuality, intimacy, women and their faith. Find yourself lost in a love affair laced with passion and challenge for the purpose of healing and hope. Love Letters a conversation between the Groom and the Bride is sure to satisfy so many that have been starving to experience the Author of Love in a renewed way. These letters are changing the way women discover their identity and relational expectations. Lay down and listen.< Less