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The Spanking By Satinmaid Publications
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His girlfriend has trust issues when it comes to sex. He promises to do anything to gain her trust and make her feel better but didn't expect her to insist on him submitting to a spanking to prove he... More > was willing to trust her and to make himself vulnerable to her. By the time she wants to tie him up and put him in sexy girly clothes, it's too late to back out without destroying her trust. How far will he let himself be feminised and forced to submit to prove his love for her? And how far will she want to take it?< Less
The Spanking By Satinmaid
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His girlfriend has trust issues when it comes to sex. He promises to do anything to gain her trust and make her feel better but didn't expect her to insist on him submitting to a spanking to prove he... More > was willing to trust her and to make himself vulnerable to her. By the time she wants to tie him up and put him in sexy girly clothes, it's too late to back out without destroying her trust. How far will he let himself be feminised and forced to submit to prove his love for her? And how far will she want to take it?< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Two: 2000-2004 By Spank The Monkey
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It starts in 2000 with a celebrity gala screening of 'Almost Famous'. It ends in 2004 with a celebrity gala screening of 'I Heart Huckabees'. In between are two-hundred-and-thirty-odd feature films,... More > shorts programmes and interviews. And SPANK THE MONKEY was there for all of them. Pray for him, and for his bank account. SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME TWO is the second published collection of London Film Festival reviews from his popular and frequently spammed website. You'll see the first public appearances of your favourite characters: The Belated Birthday Girl, Suzanne Vega Fanclub and Low Fat Morrissey. You'll marvel at how, during the five year span of the book, the careers of directors both rise (Takashi Miike) and plummet (Lukas Moodysson). And you'll discover which film was so catastrophically bad that an audience member sitting in front of Spank 'gave up watching the film and started reading his LFF programme instead, using the screen as a light'. Enjoy.< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Two: 2000-2004 By Spank The Monkey
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It starts in 2000 with a celebrity gala screening of 'Almost Famous'. It ends in 2004 with a celebrity gala screening of 'I Heart Huckabees'. In between are two-hundred-and-thirty-odd feature films,... More > shorts programmes and interviews. And SPANK THE MONKEY was there for all of them. Pray for him, and for his bank account. SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME TWO is the second published collection of London Film Festival reviews from his popular and frequently spammed website. You'll see the first public appearances of your favourite characters: The Belated Birthday Girl, Suzanne Vega Fanclub and Low Fat Morrissey. You'll marvel at how, during the five year span of the book, the careers of directors both rise (Takashi Miike) and plummet (Lukas Moodysson). And you'll discover which film was so catastrophically bad that an audience member sitting in front of Spank 'gave up watching the film and started reading his LFF programme instead, using the screen as a light'. Enjoy.< Less
Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume One: 1989-1999 By Spank The Monkey
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Most people seem to quite enjoy Spank The Monkey’s arts and entertainment reviews. They particularly enjoy those weeks in August when he heads up to Edinburgh for the various Festivals, and... More > battles against tiredness and alcohol poisoning to tell the world what he thinks about the shows he’s seen there. SPANK'S EDINBURGH DIARIES VOLUME ONE looks at the nine visits he made to Edinburgh between 1989 and 1999. He attempts to document it all as best he can, as he’s assaulted by Spanish female vampires, insulted by former presenters of The Word, and not given a car by Lee and Herring. If you possess a functioning sense of adventure, you may find it all rather amusing.< Less
Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume One: 1989-1999 By Spank The Monkey
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Most people seem to quite enjoy Spank The Monkey’s arts and entertainment reviews. They particularly enjoy those weeks in August when he heads up to Edinburgh for the various Festivals, and... More > battles against tiredness and alcohol poisoning to tell the world what he thinks about the shows he’s seen there. SPANK'S EDINBURGH DIARIES VOLUME ONE looks at the nine visits he made to Edinburgh between 1989 and 1999. He attempts to document it all as best he can, as he’s assaulted by Spanish female vampires, insulted by former presenters of The Word, and not given a car by Lee and Herring. If you possess a functioning sense of adventure, you may find it all rather amusing.< Less
Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume Two: 2001-2008 By Spank The Monkey
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"I have been reading about Edimburgo, this is a great country. I like it festival. It really excited all the carnival and the people too." That was a comment which someone called 'viagra... More > online' left on my website in May 2010. I'm SPANK THE MONKEY, and I write an arts and entertainment review website. My Pals and I go up to Edinburgh for the Festival most summers, and in SPANK'S EDINBURGH DIARIES VOLUME TWO you can read about the six visits we made during the Noughties. We saw shows held in venues as huge as the Edinburgh International Conference Centre, and as small as the screen of a mobile phone. We watched films that lasted mere minutes, and a comedy show that lasted an entire day. And we saw Mervyn Stutter seven bloody times. You can read about it all in this very book. And if that's not good enough for you, you could possibly also use it to cure erectile dysfunction, if you rolled it up tightly enough.< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Three: 2005-2009 By Spank The Monkey
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Only the deranged or compulsively obsessed could possibly make the London Film Festival's overly complex booking system work. Happily, that's where my Pals and I have the advantage... I'm SPANK THE... More > MONKEY: since 1989 I've been seeing a few dozen movies each year at the LFF, and since 1998 I've been reviewing them day by day on my website. Two previous volumes of my reviews have been published, covering the years 1989-1999 and 2000-2004. It therefore shouldn't take you too much effort to work out what SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME THREE: 2005-2009 is all about. It goes from a 2005 screening of an ancient Australian silent classic, to the movie that the LFF jury voted the best of 2009, with over two hundred other films and events in between. If you bought the first two books, you're going to want to buy this one. And if you didn't buy the first two books, why not purchase the trilogy all in one go? (I'm not listening to your answer to that question, by the way.)< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Three: 2005-2009 By Spank The Monkey
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Only the deranged or compulsively obsessed could possibly make the London Film Festival's overly complex booking system work. Happily, that's where my Pals and I have the advantage... I'm SPANK THE... More > MONKEY: since 1989 I've been seeing a few dozen movies each year at the LFF, and since 1998 I've been reviewing them day by day on my website. Two previous volumes of my reviews have been published, covering the years 1989-1999 and 2000-2004. It therefore shouldn't take you too much effort to work out what SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME THREE: 2005-2009 is all about. It goes from a 2005 screening of an ancient Australian silent classic, to the movie that the LFF jury voted the best of 2009, with over two hundred other films and events in between. If you bought the first two books, you're going to want to buy this one. And if you didn't buy the first two books, why not purchase the trilogy all in one go? (I'm not listening to your answer to that question, by the way.)< Less
Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume Two: 2001-2008 By Spank The Monkey
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"I have been reading about Edimburgo, this is a great country. I like it festival. It really excited all the carnival and the people too." That was a comment which someone called 'viagra... More > online' left on my website in May 2010. I'm SPANK THE MONKEY, and I write an arts and entertainment review website. My Pals and I go up to Edinburgh for the Festival most summers, and in SPANK'S EDINBURGH DIARIES VOLUME TWO you can read about the six visits we made during the Noughties. We saw shows held in venues as huge as the Edinburgh International Conference Centre, and as small as the screen of a mobile phone. We watched films that lasted mere minutes, and a comedy show that lasted an entire day. And we saw Mervyn Stutter seven bloody times. You can read about it all in this very book. And if that's not good enough for you, you could possibly also use it to cure erectile dysfunction, if you rolled it up tightly enough.< Less