Lucosade Upnorth and his Russian wife, Itzkolda, have been under cover, deep duvet cover, for seven years, in a shepherd's hut on the north side of Skiddaw. Now he is back on the Grid, and his... More > country needs him. This parody of a spy thriller contains the declassified files of three of his operations. The Andchips File – A British pie firm is being taken over, piemakers are under threat, and international blackmail is in the offing. The Bondaid File – International master criminal Dr Ohnoitsyu sets up a Research and Development facility on a Hebridean island. Meanwhile Lucosade Upnorth, as Dr Oleg O'Lambie, ballistics expert, infiltrates the stronghold. The Pinkyperky File – CIA Agent Sarah Cauliflower, an old flame of Lucosade Upnorth, goes missing whilst looking into a threat to the British Banger. The team have to find Agent Cauliflower and the virus that could ruin the British pig industry before it is too late.< Less
Some of the lost treasures have no exact location. Famous outlaw gangs Henry Starr, Doolin and Dalton, Rufus Buck, Belle Starr, Jessie James, Frank James and Ned Christie hid their loot in... More > Robber’s Cave State Park close to Wilburton in Latimer County.
The James brother’s careers lasted nearly 16 years, and over 75 robberies totalling $6 million North-eastern Oklahoma Counties. There are many stories of Jesse James loot hidden in the state. Since the James gang came from Missouri, many people believe that they hid out in the Nation during a cooling off period from robberies.
The real person that Spoof Jones character portrays in this book really did exist. He became a known figure in the Choctaw Nation and the Cherokee Nation fighting for the rights of Indians to vote and be citizens of the United States. However two years after his death President Roosevelt signed into law a proclamation in the year of 1939 which gave the American Indians the right to vote because they were born in the United States.< Less
‘Exploits of a spoof writer’…… is a compendium of hilarious, genuine spoof letters written to a host of companies and organisations. The recipients / victims of these... More > letters include Buckingham Palace, British Airways, Marks and Spencer’s, a Sexual Aid product and many more. If you have read any of the ‘Timewaster letters' by Tom Cooper, then you should enjoy this read.
All of my proceeds from this book will be donated to the RSPCA.< Less
A playful send-up of the 12-step movement. Five women in recovery from their addictions to men, convene at their weekly meeting. The format includes personal testimonies and the reading of the 12... More > Steps of HA.< Less
The voyages of the Startrucke Doobyprize. Captain James T. Smirk, and the Fortran Mr. Smock lead a group of intrepid(?) adventurers into one non-adventure after another. Along the way they meet... More > Yodel, Hand Alone, Princess Lame-a, Dorothy (Auntie Em!), Nick of Cafe Americanisher in Marrakesh, and many others. Can they talk themselves out of one more?< Less
The voyages of the Startrucke Doobyprize. Captain James T. Smirk, and the Fortran Mr. Smock lead a group of intrepid(?) adventurers into one non-adventure after another. Along the way they meet... More > Yodel, Hand Alone, Princess Lame-a, Dorothy (Auntie Em!), Nick of Cafe Americanisher in Marrakesh, and many others. Can they talk themselves out of one more?< Less
Here are 200 pages of what would be called "Cartoon Spoofs." They are cartoons where the reader has to figure out the meanings taken from common phrases or idioms. Thus, the title is... More > called, "Go Figure."< Less
This is the greatest spoof railway book of all time! Take a train journey from the city of Derby to Skegness. Calling at Long Eaton, Beeston, Nottingham, Sleaford, Boston, Wainfleet and Skegness.... More > Skegness is your final stop, so please be sure to take your belongings with you, thank you.
The book is full of didley dums and didley dees along with onboard announcements.
This is a must give gift for every train enthusiast!< Less
This is the greatest spoof railway book of all time! Take a train journey from the city of Derby to Skegness. Calling at Long Eaton, Beeston, Nottingham, Sleaford, Boston, Wainfleet and Skegness.... More > Skegness is your final stop, so please be sure to take your belongings with you, thank you.
The book is full of didley dums and didley dees along with onboard announcements.
This is a must give gift for every train enthusiast!< Less
