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Shut Up and Give Me a Valium
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Bridget Jones, step aside. This journal documents the gradual, exotic dissension into madness and despair, when a Sober Life Coach is paired with a drug addicted billionaire who refuses to follow... More > directions. Their dysfunctional relationship, ultimately heading for a one-way trip to tragedy. A perfect diabolical mix of humor, mutual hatred, and ass-kissing.
Chloe knew of the recent trend of hiring Sober Coaches (as sober bodyguards) where they would accompany their client 24/7 to prevent them from relapsing. Chloe was well qualified. She had sobriety and what amounted to a psychology degree in bullshit and deception. Questions was, did she want to put her personal life on hold for an entire year so she could travel with someone who might potentially relapse, overdose, and die on her? Was it worth the risk? These questions could only be answered by accepting the job and the adventure.
"It's 'The Devil Wears Prada' meets 'Girl, Interrupted'"< Less
So You Might Be a Vampire
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Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His... More > ex-girlfriend hates him, he's addicted to blood, his Vampires Anonymous group failed... and way too many people are trying to kill him. There are over 101 ways to suck at being a vampire, and Bob is living proof.
One year into being a vampire, Bob must overcome his own addictions, misconceptions and screwed-up expectations as he comes to terms with being an instant outcast in vampire society, where most vampires are attractive trust-fund kiddies who can actually afford the vampire life-style.
Still forced to work his lousy day job at the porn-shop he makes observations on everyday life, the inability to fly or anything useful like in the books, and dives into finding out just how far he can push the limits in his new life after dark without screwing everything up.< Less