POETRY WITH COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS.
Sigmund Freud, a dull man,
started off conventionally, as dull men do,
with cocaine, electrotherapy and hypnosis.
Things became more exciting though
when he moved... More > to the second floor
and had a realisation
rivalling that of St Paul.
in 1670 the Jews were expelled.(Again).
As an exceptional condescension,
Samuel Oppenheimer
was the first to be allowed
back to the Court.
(He was exceptionally rich).
Otto,the Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s younger brother
once strolled into the hotel lobby
naked, except for his sword
and the Order of the Golden Fleece
around his neck.
In 1968,
Günter Brus urinated into a glass
and dipped his penis
into a foaming beer mug.
“Inheritance Powders.”
If you gave these to your rich relative
you would inherit his money
sooner.
Here the lunatics are free.
They walk the streets confined
within their minds,
and peer out through the blinds
and the visors of their faces. (66 pages)< Less
Messages in the Sand is the quirky story about four men who fall helplessly head over heels for the wrong women. Kyle, living in London as a barrister falls for Naomi, a seductive school teacher. ... More > At the same time Rafael, a wine connoisseur in Milan rushes after Rosabel. Kassandra seeks out Miguel in the heart of Spain and Vanessa stumbles upon Arnaud, a helpless romantic that lives up to his name. The gentlemen fall over themselves for these two sun-kissed beauties but are treated to a harsh reality when the girls disappear for a weekend getaway never to return. The gentlemen decide to take matters into their own hands, as the story evolves into a chase for revenge, love and a surprising friendship that leads them to a conclusion they never could have expected.< Less
Messages in the Sand is the quirky story about four men who fall helplessly head over heels for the wrong women. Kyle, living in London as a barrister falls for Naomi, a seductive school teacher. ... More > At the same time Rafael, a wine connoisseur in Milan rushes after Rosabel. Kassandra seeks out Miguel in the heart of Spain and Vanessa stumbles upon Arnaud, a helpless romantic that lives up to his name. The gentlemen fall over themselves for these two sun-kissed beauties but are treated to a harsh reality when the girls disappear for a weekend getaway never to return. The gentlemen decide to take matters into their own hands, as the story evolves into a chase for revenge, love and a surprising friendship that leads them to a conclusion they never could have expected.< Less
Set in Vienna from 1945 to 1990, MURDER IN VIENNA begins as a tale of three friends, Polly, Liese, and Helene, whose world is irrevocably changed by World War II. Only Polly survives, but when... More > Liese's granddaughter, Helene's daughter, and Kurt, the son of her enemy, enter her life, the pieces of their exploded lives begin to come together once again. Compelled by murder and blackmail, loyalty and betrayal, guilt of both perpetrator and survivor, major and minor characters intertwine across three generations, their actions and reactions impacting inexorably on one another, creating a tight tapestry of people, times, and places.< Less
Taking Vienna grew out of my victorious battle with Mantle Cell Lymphoma. A message of hope, grit, and advice for new and long term cancer patients, it is meant as both encouragement and a resource... More > for those fighting cancer, and the people supporting them. The price reflects Lulu's printing cost only, there is no profit being made on this Earth. All profits deferred to my ultimate retirement bank up there!< Less
Taking Vienna grew out of my victorious battle with Mantle Cell Lymphoma. A message of hope, grit, and advice for new and long term cancer patients, it is meant as both encouragement and a resource... More > for those fighting cancer, and the people supporting them. The price reflects Lulu's printing cost only, there is no profit being made on this Earth. All profits deferred to my ultimate retirement bank up there!< Less
