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The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Uncensored Version) By Craig Rozniecki
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Want something cheap which will make you laugh like you're on nitrous oxide, feel as high as a kite shaped like a marijuana plant, and drunk, while still being completely legal? Then grab yourself a... More > bottle of whiskey and read this book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue. In this book, Craig Rozniecki - author of The Kind-Hearted Smartass and the LOL at the GOP series - goes in-depth with more topics than an obsessive mathematician would care to count, which include: What passing bills would be like if Congress was drunk, where narcissists can go for dating (besides a mirror), why saying "just sayin'" is kind of annoying, how there can be such a thing as a germaphobic nymphomaniac, and more! So, go on, grab that bottle of whiskey, sit back, and laugh harder than a dentist nicknamed "Dr. Chuckles," while reading Rozniecki's ninth book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue.< Less
The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Censored Version) By Craig Rozniecki
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Want something cheap which will make you laugh like you're on nitrous oxide, feel as high as a kite shaped like a marijuana plant, and drunk, while still being completely legal? Then grab yourself a... More > bottle of whiskey and read this book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue. In this book, Craig Rozniecki - author of The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck and the LOL at the GOP series - goes in-depth with more topics than an obsessive mathematician would care to count, which include: What passing bills would be like if Congress was drunk, where narcissists can go for dating (besides a mirror), why saying "just sayin'" is kind of annoying, how there can be such a thing as a germaphobic nymphomaniac, and more! So, go on, grab that bottle of whiskey, sit back, and laugh harder than a dentist nicknamed "Dr. Chuckles," while reading Rozniecki's tenth book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue.< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses By Craig Rozniecki
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What do you get when a group of people worships a non-violent individual and guns in the same breath while believing businesses and unborn beings should have more rights than women, minorities, and... More > homosexuals? According to author Craig Rozniecki and his eleventh book, it's the modern-day Republican Party. In LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses, Rozniecki answers the following questions: Is it wise to run a marathon with a gun?; can stroking horses "cure" people of homosexuality?; do liberals talk about abortion while in the shower?; and many others. Not only that, but in this book, Rozniecki plays the undeclared Fox News game "The Three Degrees of Benghazi," has some fun with the GOP's Obamacare-paranoia, and even goes so far as to refute Louisiana Republicans' belief that President Obama was more to blame for the poor Hurricane Katrina response than former President George W. Bush. So, sit back, relax, and for the fourth time, get ready to LOL at the GOP!< Less
LOL at the GOP By Craig Rozniecki
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Many people may be coy when touching the subject of politics, but in this book - LOL at the GOP - author Craig Rozniecki not only touches it, he grabs a hold of, caresses and rocks its world to the... More > point where he may be charged and sent away for a while. In his sixth book, Rozniecki penetrates deeply into the following: What Mitt Romney's best pick-up lines are at bars, if it's true that the Ku Klux Klan endorsed Barack Obama for president, what a conversation might sound like between hard-core Republicans and Jesus, how many whoppers Rush Limbaugh has both told and eaten, and much more. LOL at the GOP is the perfect book for liberal and moderate readers, as well as conservative pyromaniacs. It's filled with more facts than a comic strip and more one-liners than you'd find at a Charlie Sheen party. So get the book, get the facts and get ready to LOL at the GOP!< Less
Coffee Table Comedy or Coaster Fodder By Norman Willey
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This Coffee Table Book is like no other. It is meant for adults with a lot of adult humor. This is a must have comedy book written by an up and coming comic who loves to have fun. Written by a... More > disabled man to help stave off depression. The Author of this book is always thinking of hilarious situations and comical amusement.< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 5: You Can't Spell "Forgot To Take Their Crazy Pills" Without "Tea Party" By Craig Rozniecki
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A Tea Party may not sound crazy at first, but once the likes of Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and Steve King show up at the door, it will make any frat party look tame in comparison. This level of... More > craziness is on full display in Craig Rozniecki's twelfth book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 5: You Can't Spell "Forgot To Take Their Crazy Pills" Without "Tea Party." In this book, read all about: One Tea Partier's claim that abortion leads to global warming, Donald Trump's attempt to sue Bill Maher over an orangutan joke, Representative Steve Stockman's endorsement from a dead person, and so much more! Not only that, but this book answers all the tough questions, such as: Does President Obama hate white people, even though he's part white himself?; Did Gandhi carry guns with him on peaceful marches?: Do cookies make up for the stripping of women's rights?; and more!< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time By Craig Rozniecki
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He's back!!! In light of his success with LOL at the GOP, which prompted him to be featured on a political radio talk show, and the fact the election year provided him with so much material it made... More > billionaire hoarders jealous, author Craig Rozniecki decided it would have been criminal to not write a second volume. LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time is Rozniecki's seventh book overall. In it, Rozniecki does the following: Provides Republicans with more excuses on why they lost the election; gives them advice on how to reach out to voters whom aren't old, white, and male via personal ads; presents an infomercial for Romnesia; goes in-depth about a pro-life Republican who is also pro-death penalty for kids; and much more! Yes, with LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time, prepare to laugh some of the time all of the time! Potential side effects from reading the book include: An increase in IQ, strange dreams, a loss in weight, and no longer needing Viagra.< Less
Hilarious: One Funny Story By Scott Polzin
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Mitch is an awkward young man who faces life's obstacles with humor and naivety.Dane is a street- smart, wise-cracking, bully with anger issues.Together they form an unorthodox relationship that... More > creates a hilarious unforgettable adventure of a lifetime.< Less
Hilarious: One Funny Story By Scott Polzin
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Mitch is an awkward young man who faces life's obstacles with humor and naivety.Dane is a street- smart, wise-cracking, bully with anger issues.Together they form an unorthodox relationship that... More > creates a hilarious unforgettable adventure of a lifetime.< Less
Saturn's Return By Molly Cutpurse
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A comedy drama about a wealthy African man. It is the story of a young, wise-cracking, black businessman living in London. Upon the death of his mother, he travels to Africa to find his father, but... More > while there, discovers far more about himself.< Less