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Zelda's Absurd Agonies PDF Stand Ed. By Zelda Halopile
eBook (PDF): $4.06
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Is your son a vampire? Is your garden being destroyed by dinosaurs? Have you got a troll living in your head? In this book you will read about the torment caused to some lovely people who work in a... More > call centre in Belfast by common situations such as those mentioned in the first sentence. Remember? Is your son a vampire? This book will not only change your life but it will also make you thin (not true) AND will give you the ability to suck a TV remote control from over 30 feet away just by flapping your eyelids (also not true). Along with loads of agony cases and my solutions you will also get an insight into my personal life, about my late husband 'Simply' Gary (by late I mean dead, and not that he is unreliable) and two poems (one of which is about a person that falls off a roof!) AND some stuff about the celebrities I met as I researched my next book 'Can Tea Really Make You Invisible?' My name is Zelda Halopile and I really enjoy your face right now, it's like a never-ending meringue x< Less
Zelda's Absurd Agonies PDF - Special ed By Zelda Halopile
eBook (PDF): $5.39
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Is your son a vampire? Is your garden being destroyed by dinosaurs? Have you got a troll living in your head? In this book you will read about the torment caused to some lovely people who work in a... More > call centre in Belfast by common situations such as those mentioned in the first sentence. Remember? Is your son a vampire? This book will not only change your life but it will also make you thin (not true) AND will give you the ability to suck a TV remote control from over 30 feet away just by flapping your eyelids (also not true). Along with loads of agony cases and my solutions you will also get an insight into my personal life, about my late husband 'Simply' Gary (by late I mean dead, and not that he is unreliable) and two poems (one of which is about a person that falls off a roof!) AND some stuff about the celebrities I met as I researched my next book 'Can Tea Really Make You Invisible?' My name is Zelda Halopile and I really enjoy your face right now, it's like a never-ending meringue x< Less
The Adventures of Zelda Dameron: Illustrated By Meredith Nicholson
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The Adventures of Zelda Dameron: Illustrated, by Meredith Nicholson. The struggle of a daughter to be loyal to an ignoble parent forms the basis of this novel. The author spoils an otherwise fine... More > heroine by making her too eccentric and too rude. A note common to many books is apparent; the attitude toward lying seems to be that it is good or evil according to motive or end. In Ezra Dameron, pious miser, and Rodney Merriam, gentleman, the character-drawing is quite strong and clear.< Less
Zelda's Hidden Treasure By Joanne Augello
eBook (PDF): $1.50
This is a story about a little girl named Zelda who came from a rich background. People would come from all over to give her gifts. As the years passes and Zelda life is over,and a new family takes... More > over the house. The young man who loves to find treasures would end up looking for Zeldas Lost Treasure. Does Rusty finds the treasure or is it just a fairy tale.< Less
Zelda's Hidden Treasure By Joanne Augello
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This is a story about a little girl named Zelda who came from a rich background. People would come from all over to give her gifts. As the years passes and Zelda life is over,and a new family takes... More > over the house. The young man who loves to find treasures would end up looking for Zeldas Lost Treasure. Does Rusty finds the treasure or is it just a fairy tale.< Less
Zelda Finds a Way to Win By Lauren Beale Bridges
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Zelda always found herself in the shadow of her award winning older brothers, but now she had a plan... to bend the rules and finally win at something. Things didn't quite go her way with this, but... More > in the end, she still found a way to win!< Less
Chronicles Of Zelda- Episode 1 By Bach
eBook (PDF): $2.50
The year is 2050. The earth is half dead; the air filled with a unknown pollution making the planet red. And yet with a dead earth technologies and the brilliance of the imagination created some of... More > the greatest cities of all time. Cities covered by beautiful domes and within these domes are flying cars and skyscrapers that take you into a gothic dream world. In this dark future is a robot detective named Ronin Draco who solves crimes with his his new clairvoyant friend Mina Blake. What Are Jades? Jades are human like androids built by the Jade Corporation. They look and feel human but are programmed to be job servants and nothing more or less. Jades have no emotional programming but can react if told to do so.< Less
Chronicles Of Zelda- Episode 1 By Bach
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The year is 2050. The earth is half dead; the air filled with a unknown pollution making the planet red. And yet with a dead earth technologies and the brilliance of the imagination created some of... More > the greatest cities of all time. Cities covered by beautiful domes and within these domes are flying cars and skyscrapers that take you into a gothic dream world. In this dark future is a robot detective named Ronin Draco who solves crimes with his his new clairvoyant friend Mina Blake. What Are Jades? Jades are human like androids built by the Jade Corporation. They look and feel human but are programmed to be job servants and nothing more or less. Jades have no emotional programming but can react if told to do so.< Less
Can Tea Really Make You Invisible? By Zelda Halopile
eBook (PDF): $2.89
Please note - Offensive and crude content - not for children or idiots! Can Tea Really Make You Invisible? (and other stuff) is the second book of a series of five (planned) by the mysterious,... More > masked, author, Zelda Halopile. Zelda has discovered that tea is not only behind the creation of God and Jesus, but was also the main factor in the destruction of the dinosaurs, Hitler’s evil, JK Rowling’s success, Michael Jackson in general, Dracula, and Stephen Hawkin – as well as a whole host of other amazing events to have unfolded in human history. Learn, through over 300 pages of surreal celebrity tales, the dark secrets of tea. And learn more about the origins of Zelda Halopile! Filled to the brim with swearing, violence, line-crossing stories, the occult, time travel, Gods, monsters and legends, Can Tea Really Make You Invisible (and other stuff) promises to be the most unique book you will have ever read by the most unique and twisted author you will have ever encountered.< Less
Can Tea Really Make You Invisible? By Zelda Halopile
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Please note - Offensive and crude content - not for children or idiots! Can Tea Really Make You Invisible? (and other stuff) is the second book of a series of five (planned) by the mysterious,... More > masked, author, Zelda Halopile. Zelda has discovered that tea is not only behind the creation of God and Jesus, but was also the main factor in the destruction of the dinosaurs, Hitler’s evil, JK Rowling’s success, Michael Jackson in general, Dracula, and Stephen Hawkin – as well as a whole host of other amazing events to have unfolded in human history. Learn, through over 300 pages of surreal celebrity tales, the dark secrets of tea. And learn more about the origins of Zelda Halopile! Filled to the brim with swearing, violence, line-crossing stories, the occult, time travel, Gods, monsters and legends, Can Tea Really Make You Invisible (and other stuff) promises to be the most unique book you will have ever read by the most unique and twisted author you will have ever encountered.< Less

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